So!
I had to insert the word 'female' before the word 'strippers' in the title above to avoid confusion. Also, partly because my previous post on strippers were boys – none other than the dashing, erotic and world-famous Chippendales male strippers.
Most of my male readers were remotely disappointed upon learning that they weren't female strippers I was talking about.
But yeah, this time. It pretty much is.
But no, it's not us.
Ruby and I were just camwhoring while waiting for the rest to get ready
On Ruby's birthday, we decided to go to a strip club downtown Melbourne.
Since I've never been to one before, I thought, "hey, why not. Let's see what this is really like."
My gurls and I
Let's make this night one to remember! 🙂
So we dressed up, dolled up, sharpened up and put our best foot forward before setting off to the city
My Ne-Yo and I
We headed up to a bar-club first to grab a few drinks, down some shots and dance a few hours away.
Only then will be be smashed enough to rock up at the strip club. (and hopefully enjoy it better)
At Amber Lounge, along Lonsdale Street
Prepare for a night of mayhem!
It has been a long, long, LONG time since I've ever danced up high on the podium… letting go of everything with no reservations, feeling liberated, carefree and letting my hair down. Girls just want to have fun! 😀
In Ozzieland, people don't really give a a rats ass about extreme things; but instead, came up to join us.
Tequila shots shots shots shots shots shots shots… EVERYBODY!
Keep downing drinks like this~
Not tomorrow that just right now, now, now, now, now, now~
Gonna set the roof on fire~
Also, I made a short video of us skulling our shots
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N54P6vgUHLw
Happy Birthday Ruby 🙂 Hope you had a blast
Oh and.. we were in for some nasty fun later… ready?
(Ok oddly enough, we kinda look naked in the above photo)
Anyway, no photography was allowed in Dreams Gentlemens Club.
But if you've been reading me long enough, clearly, I have never given a rats ass about this reg in particular 🙂 And I'm technically a tourist, what better reason to introduce new things to my peeps back home?
So, out comes the sneaky stealth-like photos!
But surely, you can't expect photos of perfect quality when a tipsy girl is
taking Blackberry photos in hush-hush, can you?
Besides, I didn't want them to be recognized nor blow their identity
I just wanted to show you a teeny bit of what I've experienced for the 1st time
If you want more, why not visit Dreams yourself? 🙂
We were there for some 3 good hours
And since it was her birthday, Ruby deserved a private lap-dance!
They were really professional, without a doubt
A no-kissing policy on this stage too, methinks
It also reminds me of the movies where men would slit cash in their underwear. Hot!
And that's not all! Here's the sneaky video that the birthday girl Ruby shot on her cellphone 🙂
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLpvUsDQReM
Blurry but you can still make out the silhouette of the naked chick doing her thang
We hope you enjoyed your private strip dance, Ruby!
haha and here's me putting on a ridiculous cock-eyed-doll-eyed look for the fun of it
Thank God the week is done~
I feel like a zombie gone back to life~
back, back to life~
Hands up, and suddenly we all got our hands up~
No control of my body~
Ain’t I seen you before?
I think I remember those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes~
Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again~
Yeah, baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again~
So dance, dance, like it’s the last, last night of your life~
Gonna get you right~
Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again~
Keep downing drinks like this~
Not tomorrow that just right now, now, now, now, now, now~
Skull it! rar rar rar!
Happy Birthday again, Ruby. We're glad you were smashed haha!
By the wee hours of the morning, we have had enough and halted our night to an end 🙂
Another one of my weekend nights well spent. It's almost therapeutic to let loose some steam especially after enduring weekdays after days of hard knocks. I thrive on parties of any kind. It rejuvenates me to tackle the week ahead!
I'm sure Obama will be proud! (or… not?) 😛
After my weekend is said and done in the city, Sunday evenings are usually spent speeding back
to Churchill, Gippsland where I belong for the week LOL
Kon and I heading back home to Gippy, all aboard the V-Line train.
"All work and no play, makes Jack a dull boy"
Or in this case, "makes Jess a dull girl". So now that I have had my dosage of fun, it's back to business and in all seriousness, 2nd round of studies and assignments begins NOW.
Pronto! 
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Nice post, jessica. i like all the pictueres, and u enjoying urself partying n rocking melbz club scene as expected;)
the stripper ones were slightly blurry, u must be scared to take the pix? i only been to one stripper place in australia, its goldfingers mens club if i m not wrong. but dreams look nice, where is it in elizabeth street?
i went to a dallas dancers one before. also in the city
yup! i’ve heard of it 🙂
thanks! 🙂 and haha yeah, if i party the skies down in KL, why wouldnt i do the same in melbourne? 😀
yup, true, was kinda afraid to take pics cos there were so many bouncers around, and i was trying not to capture their faces – didnt wanna reveal their identities 🙂
yup, goldfingers is just a few roads away. dreams is directly in front of Flinders St Station 🙂 at the junction of elizabeth st and flinders st. u wont miss it!
I know Goldfingers; never been there. I met a stripper who worked there once. Horrible, horrible girl…
hahaahaha bad memories, ey? 😛 I should try going to goldfingers one day. maybe i’ll bump into that girl. muahahaha
haha really. i’ve seen lots of asian strippers there though
fab and fun pictures as usual, miss party animal! looking forward to see ur next post! i like that photo of u and that neyo guy. nice!
haha party animal 😛 realy? lolol.
yeah, next post is gonna be massive too.. woots! and thanks, we’re a dynamic duo muahahahahaha
jEssss!!…it was an awEsome night..am soOo glad you joined us cuz otherwise it wouldnt have been the same…i cant remember the “oBAMA” part though 😛
and yea i realized..somehow the bar found us..not we found it ..
ahhahah no worries! 😀 I had an amazing time too.
and WTF u cant rmb the obama part? hahahah u must be too tipsy lolol! 🙂
and true, it found us, we were just walking n walking along the streets haha!
now i rmr!…next time we go..lets check the bus time table so that we dun have to walk all the way to station 😛 (yea yea yea..i know u were wearing flats)
definitely, walking all the way was really a pain in the arse. in the rain, in the cold… and u guys were in heels. like oomggggggg 🙁 near death sentence hahah
kinky! hot hot hot
hahaahha yes, it sure was! 😀 😀
is the pole dancing girl… naked?
hahah yes she is! some had only a g-string on also
Whatttttttttttttttttttttt! A strip club and there’s only one guy going in?!??!?! How is that possible lol
Anyway from the looks of it sounds like you had tons of fun for this first visit to the strip club ^_^
hahahahahaha i know right! But that ONE guy had fun being a pimp of the nite since there were so many girls LOLOL. yeah, have u been to a strip club before though?
it was full of men, i guess we were the only few ladies there hahahaa
*stim*
hahahahah cool, ey? u should totally try going to a strip club too when in melbourne!
cool you had a great night … seems like you had a lot of fun. I am so jealous that you just had one guy with you girls … i hope i was the guy , my fantacy would come true … anyways thanks for sharing the pics
yupyup hellyeaaaa i had a great nite! 🙂
hehe that one guy was pimpin’ all the way LOL. Very Hugh Hefner HAHAHA.
no worries! glad to share 🙂
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