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Watching female strippers get down dirty, pole-dancing! | Dreams Gentlemens Club @ Elizabeth Street, Melbourne

April 13, 2011 by thejessicat

 

So!

I had to insert the word 'female' before the word 'strippers' in the title above to avoid confusion. Also, partly because my previous post on strippers were boys – none other than the dashing, erotic and world-famous Chippendales male strippers.

Most of my male readers were remotely disappointed upon learning that they weren't female strippers I was talking about.

But yeah, this time. It pretty much is.

 

But no, it's not us.

Ruby and I were just camwhoring while waiting for the rest to get ready

 


On Ruby's birthday, we decided to go to a strip club downtown Melbourne.

Since I've never been to one before, I thought, "hey, why not. Let's see what this is really like."

 

My gurls and I

 

Let's make this night one to remember! 🙂

So we dressed up, dolled up, sharpened up and put our best foot forward before setting off to the city

 

My Ne-Yo and I

 

We headed up to a bar-club first to grab a few drinks, down some shots and dance a few hours away.

Only then will be be smashed enough to rock up at the strip club. (and hopefully enjoy it better)

 

 

At Amber Lounge, along Lonsdale Street

 

Prepare for a night of mayhem!

 

 

It has been a long, long, LONG time since I've ever danced up high on the podium… letting go of everything with no reservations, feeling liberated, carefree and letting my hair down. Girls just want to have fun! 😀

 

In Ozzieland, people don't really give a a rats ass about extreme things; but instead, came up to join us.

 

Tequila shots shots shots shots shots shots shots… EVERYBODY!

 

 

Keep downing drinks like this~
Not tomorrow that just right now, now, now, now, now, now~

Gonna set the roof on fire~

 

Also, I made a short video of us skulling our shots

 

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N54P6vgUHLw

Happy Birthday Ruby 🙂 Hope you had a blast

 

Oh and.. we were in for some nasty fun later… ready?

(Ok oddly enough, we kinda look naked in the above photo)

 

Anyway, no photography was allowed in Dreams Gentlemens Club.

But if you've been reading me long enough, clearly, I have never given a rats ass about this reg in particular 🙂 And I'm technically a tourist, what better reason to introduce new things to my peeps back home?

 

So, out comes the sneaky stealth-like photos!

 

 

But surely, you can't expect photos of perfect quality when a tipsy girl is

  taking Blackberry photos in hush-hush, can you?

 

 

Besides, I didn't want them to be recognized nor blow their identity

I just wanted to show you a teeny bit of what I've experienced for the 1st time

 

If you want more, why not visit Dreams yourself? 🙂

 

We were there for some 3 good hours

And since it was her birthday, Ruby deserved a private lap-dance!

 

 

They were really professional, without a doubt

A no-kissing policy on this stage too, methinks

 

It also reminds me of the movies where men would slit cash in their underwear. Hot!

 

And that's not all! Here's the sneaky video that the birthday girl Ruby shot on her cellphone 🙂

 

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLpvUsDQReM

Blurry but you can still make out the silhouette of the naked chick doing her thang

 

We hope you enjoyed your private strip dance, Ruby!

haha and here's me putting on a ridiculous cock-eyed-doll-eyed look for the fun of it

 

 

Thank God the week is done~
I feel like a zombie gone back to life~
 back, back to life~

 

Hands up, and suddenly we all got our hands up~
No control of my body~

 

 

Ain’t I seen you before?
I think I remember those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes~

 

 

Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again~
Yeah, baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again~
So dance, dance, like it’s the last, last night of your life~

 

 

Gonna get you right~
Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again~

Keep downing drinks like this~
Not tomorrow that just right now, now, now, now, now, now~

 

Skull it! rar rar rar!

 

Happy Birthday again, Ruby. We're glad you were smashed haha!

 

By the wee hours of the morning, we have had enough and halted our night to an end 🙂

 

Another one of my weekend nights well spent. It's almost therapeutic to let loose some steam especially after enduring weekdays after days of hard knocks. I thrive on parties of any kind. It rejuvenates me to tackle the week ahead!

 

I'm sure Obama will be proud! (or… not?) 😛

 

After my weekend is said and done in the city, Sunday evenings are usually spent speeding back

to Churchill, Gippsland where I belong for the week LOL

 

Kon and I heading back home to Gippy, all aboard the V-Line train.

 

"All work and no play, makes Jack a dull boy"

Or in this case, "makes Jess a dull girl". So now that I have had my dosage of fun, it's back to business and in all seriousness, 2nd round of studies and assignments begins NOW.

Pronto!

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Envy Club | Solaris Mont Kiara

August 10, 2009 by thejessicat

 

What happens when you’re in the mood for some buckets of ice-cold beer with your buddies or a night out partying hard to infectious Gaga + Timberland remixes and booming bass beats? You hit the clubs.

But what if your lazybones refuse to take you all the way to KL City where the mainstream clubs are located? You go to Envy in Solaris Mont Kiara.

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Dance performances during the opening

As everyone knows, Solaris is home to some pretty awesome F&B eateries and its suburban nightlife. In that square itself, there are many places to choose from various fine dining restaurants, clubs & bars and abundant cafes.

 

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When gurls go wild with good food and even better music.

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A group of bloggers were invited by the management of Envy Club to attend a media&bloggers tour of the premise itself on a Wednesday night. Buffet dinner was served to us and there was a free-flow of beer too!

 

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At the entrance

 

When I got inside, I was actually impressed with the large and spacious layout of the double-storey club plus its state-of-the-art interior design. Can anyone see the pole in the middle? LOL that’s for the aspriring pole dancers out there to do their thang!

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Here’s a shot I managed to get which shows you both the floors of Envy. Captured this in a very awkward position, of having myself doubled over the stage floor right below the DJ Console.

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Photos captured with the camera pointed
180degrees apart from the same position

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Speaking of DJs, we had a very talented combo of a DJ and a beatboxer too on the night of the launch. Believe or not, the latter is only 18 years old and is ranked #9 in the recent beatboxing competition held in Berlin!

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Music was relatively good, as most AT40 R&B clubhits were playing as well as some popular trance & house beats. A blend that never fails to work at any given party!

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The DJs used Scratch Live on his laptop too

When we had enough of downstairs, we then went upstairs to check out what it has in store for us all.

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Just before we adjourned upstairs

 

Wow! I especially liked how it looked all more comfy upstairs. There were plenty of sofas and it was likened to a lounge – a very large area occupying the entire row.

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I like!

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Myself, SarChan, Shawn’s friend & Shawn

 

What I also found rather ingenious, albeit a very sneaky idea was to build a glass bridge connecting the two sections of the 2nd floor.
Watch out ladies! Don’t wear your fave dresses or miniskirts and accidentally walk right through it.

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… for I forsee a heightened level of noise under the
transparent bridge each time you walk by.

 

Anyhow, I was lucky enough to be coincidentally wearing my pair of baggy pants on that night. So I stood on the glass bridge comfortably with the rest of the dudes. Heh.

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Shot this from upstairs. I think I’m addicted to lightplay now
Whoops!

And the best part of the 2nd floor just has to be their Nintendo Wii. There are 2 flat screen monitors for you to play Wii Sports and the rest of the games installed inside.

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My fave game was Tennis on Wii Sports. Melody, Kristine and I were challenging each other. LOL That’s me on the left and Kris on the right… jengjengjeng guess who won?

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Pwn-ed joo, Kristine!

The special part of Envy is that it had a seperate section for VVIPs. And I mean, a really seperate section where cigars and wine bottles rule.

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Casa Envidia

It was so exclusive that it even had a private staircase leading right to the center of this room. However, there is a side door (if you’re smart enough to find it) which will give you access directly from the club into the room.

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These VVIPs even have their very own wine room all to themselves. Pretty cool for the creme of people who appreciate the finer things in life. Champagne, cigars, wine and tapas. Check out this other Shisha place nearby.

 

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I can’t help to think that this place reminds me of the 1st class seats on an aeroplane.

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It was brightly lit and extremely spacious
with leather upholstery for their armchairs.

 

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I think I spotted a GH Mum premium wine bottle on display

In a very short while, I exited this seperate I-feel-so-royal-and-important place to head back to the mainroom of the club.

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We helped ourselves to more free-flow of drinks. There was much merry-making in the club! By the time it struck midnight, more and more people started to roll in.

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We bloggers had fun messing around with our cams to produce crazy lightplays from the laser lighting of Envy and of course camwhoring in the vicinity.

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Kudos to
Leonard, Event Manager & Zai, Communications Manager
and the rest of the Envy team for making this evening a blast

 

If you think you’ve had enough of the club atmosphere and want to opt for something more relaxing and breeezy, Envy’s got just the right thing for you too.

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It’s their outdoor lounge just beside the club, again with my ideal picture of comfy sofas and fluffy cushions there at your disposal. The ventilation here is just perfect, with huge-ass oscillating fans and of course the natural breeze.

 

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Just perfect to sit down with your buddies
or loved ones and down some Corona

Sometimes I stiffle the urge to fall directly asleep on those sofas. Really now, things can get so comfortable and cosy that I could just catch my 40 winks on the spot.

Oh and randomly,

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Yes I steal Fedoras when I’m being fed with some rad drinks.
In the mood for some Envy yet?
It’s the total package in the heart of Solaris

 

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