Amongst hordes of emails we people have to reply everyday, one particular friendly-introduction-turned-plight caught my attention. You know how similarly in an entry where I blogged about a moron who wanted to befriend and impress me (as well as a few of my other friends) by sending me a pathetic message on Facebook?
it’s [here]
But this time, it’s slightly different. It’s an email from a girl residing all the way in Liberia, West Africa. Apparently a victim of war and wants to escape yet has access to the internet to contact me all the way here in Malaysia.
Oh, how tragic. *rolls eyes* Let’s hold hands and have a moment of silence.
Funny how she wants to ‘get to know me if I have the desire for her’ and will ‘send me her picture’ after I reply… for crying out loud! The atrocious photograph above was what she attached in her 2nd email by the way. It goes like this :
But this is what she replied :
I totally felt like truncating her grandmother story -_-
and THE LAST SENTENCE IS SO CLICHE. GOSH!
So here comes my very short reply :
Oh how sad. I’d donate 2 pails of sympathy to her,
wonder if that’s enough. Come, let’s all shed a tear for her?
Why don’t I give her a finger too? It comes together with my sympathy in this case. Take it or leave it, woman!
Whoaaaaaaaaaaa trying to turn me on summore!
*bursts own bubble*
But this was what I replied instead :
What could she be capable of? *thinks*
Look into her eye and be traumatized mesmerized
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