Goodness me!

Dad: Don’t go out tonight
Me  : I’m not anyway. My friend is coming over. (notice the word ‘friend’ is singular)
Dad: Who?
Me  : Daniel (notice that the word ‘Daniel’ also means one person)
Dad: Who’s Daniel?
Me  : My classmate. (classMATE. not classMATES. Thus, it is also singular)
Dad: How many people?
Me  : ……….. *rolls eyes* ONE. obviously. I’ve made it clear, didn’t I?
Dad: Who’s coming?
Me  : *begins cursing under my breath* ……………….. -_-” Like I said, DANIEL!!!
Dad: Who’s Daniel?
Me  : *tears hair* ………………………………. -__-”  -__-” WTF!!?? Why do I even bother talking to you??? So that I can repeat myself over and over again?
Dad: huh?
Me  : *Groans and walks the opposite direction*

Gawd!!