itz bn suchhhha loooooong time sinz i lazz came erre….. *groanz* ya noe why???? ma loving-yet-pain-in-ma-ass mum grounded me frm da com 4 2whole weekz! (im still herre btw) wakaakakakazz… Re da confiscation of ma cellphone.. hmm.. so while evryone else is at sch, me- da ingenious one (prasan) has insisted not 2go 2sch.. n here i am!!!! hehehee….. Oh well…. hate ma mum 4groundin me, but… shez one helluvva WOMAN! She showed da PK-HEM of ma sch whos boss!!! *woohoo* u go mum! Dat PK-HEM unfortunately goes 2da same church as i do, hmm.. wuz initially plannin 2give her sum sarcasm but she din turn up… awwww. .
So yeah. tiz iz ma 2nd day in a week not goin 2sch! Sucha lazzee bum huh…. wakakakazz…. ya wanna noe sumthin? On monday, (i wuz absent) Ma sch conducted a spot-check! nyeheheeheheh…. da notti gurl ezcapes agaiN! Kant blieve i made sucha narrow slip! (again) I met dat bi@tch again upstairz in sch on Tuesday.. n i gave her da “look”. Ugggh.. juz kant stand her…. esp afta dat incident.. wut a total waste of time! hmmm… *ponders*
Too bad.. i havvta go 2sch 2moro….. mum OBVIOUSLY wun let me skipppp again…. Hey! Itz actually fun bing home ALL alone ya noe…. get 2do wuteva i want…. go where eva i please….. sleep wheneva i wish…. u noe wutz lame>? Da fact dat my mom grounded me frm com 4 2weekz?? Itz exactly da same period of time ma kakak is in indonesia! So, like… DUH no one noez if i use da comp! *chronic laffta* yikezz… but im doin anotha bad thing rite?? oh well…. =P
I wuz juz loafing around yestaday durin “nilam” period n well.. i juz wandered around near da staff room.. otha pplz class… n gez who i bumped into? Su ting n ma otha frenz! kekekeke…. we were juz walkin near d staffroom when *echo* sumthin happened….. Heres da scooP! =) Sumonez momma wuz bzy jabbering at dat very same PK-HEM bout anotha gurl who sorta messed wit her daughter….. wow… tok about not standin on ur own feet! tiz gurl haz no gutz!So yeah, da Pk-HEM looked so pissed n tired bout goin thru so much sh*t.. under ma breath, i mocked her. HAH!
Truth to tell, she aint dat bad if u look at her at d otha side of d perspective….. she once “saved” me frm an accusation of ma hair bing dyed RED! *drools* how i wish! Red! wow! So yeah.. she aint so bad…Hmm…. nothin much 2say now… since ive yadda-ed already…… cyaz bloggarz! ciao!
erlozz… hmm… da wurLd has bcum a sin… feelz like true paradize….. but then again… tatz wud b wrong wudnt it? hMM… if u dun already know, ma cellphone got confiscated yeztaday.. *blaarrggh* Wuz juz waitin anxiously fer ma mum 2 *ting* appear magically in2 ma schz dreadful entrance. Hmm… minutez passed by n she aint in sight.. fergeddit!
Oh sshhhho i guez datz anotha day wvvout ma cell… how can i live???!!! *sigh* imma evn grounded frm da computa startin frm yeshtaday..wateva. o0o0o.. wut am i duin here then? *evil laffta* twooo baddie~ she hazz no clue! wakakakaazz hmm.. i actually collaborated wivv ma maid n shez now sworn 2secrecy! u go woman!^_^
dadadadaadaaa…. ma burgerz in fronta meee rite nw.. aint edible..but itz ma cd holder… *blink* ookie.. now i wuznt spoded 2write dat! =P n listenin 2american idiot by greenday.. *shoot* 2day ish like da first day eva dat ma life ish no funnn~ ookie well.. 2day.. *drumroll* i PAID SOLID ATTENTION in clazz!! notty babyboii din go 2sch… i juz wish i cud— Yeah well, ma clazz did dat lousy Vitamin C experiment.. itz a PEKA so i hadda do it infa-presto-perfecto! Dat marthafarque Biology teacher sucked bad. REALLY BAD. i juz wished i cud juz inject tha ‘larutan DCPIP’ syringe in2 her tongue! Hmm… tatz a tought.. mebbe it’ll help her speak bettah english =0
Tongue? whoooopzie! I think id betta hold mine… *scoffz* i aint juz trustin no one now… a chip of d old block… daddaz liddat too… =( yeah well, kant blieve itz almoz d end of tha week.. now, how time actually flies wen u aint noticing! i tot it wuz juz d otha day dat monday rose… now itz heralding a brand new Friday 2moror… ~*hiccupz*~ showwwie…. Dang! Friday? i think imma in boilin sulphuric acid soon.. i havent completed ma *toot* ing Moral Project!
wutz dat? well.. datz wut u get wen ur in love… falling deeply in2 tiz endless journey.. stumbling upon a fork road wiv each step… itz ur choice.. ur descision… make a right move n here u go! Advancing 2d next level… but if u slip.. therez ur chance 2rectify it.. anyhow, 2day i experienced sumthing so simple but meaninful… so i thought very hard of sumthing not many ppl will… a thought dat wuz so intense dat it sent me in tearz… n here it goez..
a good fren of mine owned tiz letta.. not juz any typical luv letta… a letta which bore tha lyrics of Air Supply’s most recognized love song… She tore it in2 pieces.. convinced that she doesnt own anymore feelingz for that true love she once had. A beautiful love song.. by tha only one she loved so deeply… torn n ripped in2 shreds… i watched in wretch.. grimacing wiv each sound made by her actions.. ma heart sank afta she fnished her task..
i stared at it.. it wuz now nth but mere pieces of bite-size shreds.. her love she claims… now destroyed… assured that it cant be recovered… There wuz tiz weird energy dat wuz brimming in me… i had 2do sumthing! Me n anotha gud fren of mine wasted no time n picked up every single piece of torn crumpled paper.. We knew true love wont waste away b4 our eyes…
2getha we patiently sat n sorted out da parts… grbbed sum scotchtape n headed 2work. We knew it will take time…. but so wurt>? we had all d time in da world 2correct it… mend it.. tape it… heal it… u name it. 4periods passed n it wuz slowly showin sum progress… read it meticulously n pasted tha right parts 2getha.. it seemed like eons… but we knew it will work out well.. if u juz put d effort on sumthing so real n strong….. we believe we can…. had faith in wut we wer doing…
At last, b4 tha last bell rang.. we managed 2giv our best… tha paper wuz fixed 2getha… pathetic n crinkled… old n scrunched…. with bits of tape stickin out.. it wasnt in a perportionate shape! Sum pieces cudnt be found… maybe brought away by tha wind….So that explains why there were holes in it..It wuz certainly an awful sight… but i soon realized that it deep within itz scrap, it held sumthing deep n thought-provoking…. Sumthing so enlightening that it stimulated ma mind instantly.
:::=> It takes two, to mend a broken love. – when i cudnt patch da paper back..dat fren offered 2help… dat makes two.
:::=> Sacrifice for tha sake of ya love.. n how u want it back 2getha – we used lotz n lotz of scotchtape.. n didnt pay attn in class fer it’s sake
:::=> A love so strong n beautiful shud neva go 2waste – that beautiful song on that piece of paper didnt end up in d wasteppr basket.. instead, put back 2getha in one piece
:::=> It takes time 2heal if it’s really meant to be – we used four whole periods 2mend that test-pad sized paper
:::=> Put the effort n persevere 2correct wut went wrong.. fail u did, get up u shud.. – it wuz rlly tiresome.. we kept failing, but continued 2put it 2getha
:::=> Ambiguity lurkz in tha name of love – there were juz so many possible pieces of parts 2getha… but we found tha rite piece for tha right part.. we had too many 2decide on….
:::=> Make tha best choice.. make tha right descision – too many 2decide on… but we chose tha right piece.. n dat led us 2a mended paper
:::=> Woundz in love will heal.. but its’ scars will b left behind – dat paper had cracks n torn-marks in them.. we did put it 2getha. But the tatteredness wuz still obvious n crinkled
:::=> Da deepest scars of love will not be healed.. but remains 2let the lovers learn frm da past – not all tha torn pieces were found.. sum were lost… that wuz why dat mended piece of paper had holes in them… a few even..
So there u have it… a parable of a torn paper dat wuz mended…. a symbolical meaning of true love recovered.. a methaphorical thought… So next time… treasure ur loved ones…. it aint so hard 2say “sorry”.. wut wud it cost u>? =/ n when u say “i love u” MEAN IT. Love is a wonderful, magical feeling – a gift frm God… if u havent found ur match yet, be at ease. Dun go looking for it…. because love will alwiz find a way. If ur love fails, YOU get up n do sumthing.. dun let it rot… because love listens, it does not speak. N if ur already in love, God bless that it will last.. because real love leads tha way. Dun take it 4granted.. u’ll regret tremendously..
Spread tha love around peepz! Because, Love makes tha world go round!
L.O.V.E.W.I.S.D.O.M.F.A.I.T.H -depicts mankind
Take time 2reflect n to think about it.. hmmm..
lllll–jess out!—> A lover of love A hater of withering love A doctor of broken love A love-philosophy student (socially not officially)
ssshhhupppppp peepz…… wakakakakazz… da blogga iz back! oh so…. wut can yall say bout ma title? wutz so frantic bout 2day? okie… hmm.. lotza
probly cuz i sorta woke up late 2day.. n yeah.. i went up d schbus wit ma breakfazz still in ma mouth! n hair let down.. uniform unbuckled… badges unpinned..shoes wuz juz a slip-on… *ugggh* juz lyka typical hobbo…. i wuz rushin lyk sum mad phreak on fire! omigawshhhhhhhh
wutz da worst dat cud happen aye? *shruggz* so i got 2sch.. made it till recezz… *phew* n wen i got there.. sum kid dashed out of no where! i screamed lyka psychomaniac… gawsh! these ppl shud rlly noe how 2WALK! later… i needed 2go 2d toilet…. kant hold it no more!!!!!! *gosh i sound desperate* SO WATTTT?? yesh i am! in dire need of d toilet!!! so yeah… juz like any sane human wud, i ran at top-speed 2wut they call, ‘da smelly room‘
den horror struck me… wut greeted me wuz a long line of people in da toilet!!!!!!! Like, HELLO??? Gimme a break! I wuz like a monkey with an itch…. hell yeah it wuz DAT BAD. I groaned like ther wuz no 2morro………………………………………………………………………………………………………… so, logically… i had 2search fer anotha place 2pass ma (wateva) urine, sheeshee, liew, weewee, kencing… be it a hole in da wall or in sumonez mouth.. imma juz wantin it so badly..
so gez where i “did it”?? wakakakakakkazzzz… not in ma pants of cuz… not in sumones waterbottle… or in sumonez shoe……… *doubles up in laughter* Well datz fer u to find out…………
heyyyazz….. meet me! da gurl frm 4arif whu juz luvz 2crap in class…. yeah! i dun like quiet boring lessonz datz why…. fohgive mee laaa… i suka ketawa… n makin ms. ong exasperated…. so yeah.. b4 i begin, lemme juz pinpoint dat wut i say here is true n honest n dat yall shudnt feel offended (not dat itz gonna b bad but… sum ppl r sensitive rite) so tiz is more of ma personal opinionz…
letz start with.. front table left side!
shobaa– aww.. u cutesie lil gurl! prefect u may be, but cha still borro liquid paper from me! yeah! datz da spirit! =) way 2go!
padmaa- ur alwiz d numba 1 whuz alwiz sez im da joker of d class.. wakakazz.. sportin prefect as opposed 2wut d otherz sed yoong– da loud one!! wakaaakakzz…. pwur thing… so bzy….. =( florence– wahahhahaa….. cutesie hairstyle! *winx* kittyeng– one of ma buddiez…. kekeke.. alwiz clueless in addmath…. *gigglez*
wan leng– da fountain of da class! oooh…. involved with lotza dudez…. hmm.. nottynotty…. =) caryn– shez quiet.. shez nice… but online evry midnite!! (wonder if therez any ulterior motive?) =D shereen– im gettin kinda pissed off wit ya kuai-ness.. (in a gud way laa) *sigh* shez too in2 her humwork n getz ticked wen me n carmen dun do work…. hmm =( chill a lil la gurl… carmen- ahahahahhaha…. ma partner in crime 4almost evrytin…. wakaaakzz… me– oooie? me? kekeke… go check ma profile…. =P ee wei– ma asst class monitor…. shez kinda caught up too…. alwiz get a chance 2see da “green book”… hmm.. no demerit, no fun! =0 shiminh– ooohh…. u smart azz…. wait till i get ma handz on yew!! *snarlz* ~*j/k*~ but ur a pal too laa…. chittychatty team too hahahazz… suhchyn– japanese style! shez alwiz very particular about stuff…. qian yi– aahahhahaha…. sporty loh…. kekeke… kinda shy bout u-noe-wut’s progress wen questioned.. itz okie gurl! =) esther– pretty n cute! n nice too…. priscilla– oooh….. u?>? da little sweet fella.. mural gurl… shez oh-sucha-nice-n-sweet gurl.. i m seriouz!we luv ya prizz! rachel– i used 2think u were dorky… but i wuz wrong.. i din know u well back then.. ur hysterically loud too! n ur voice soothez ma soul….. gud job! *winx*
emily– ma former fellow obsessor ova our fringe…. rememba doze timez?>? wakakkazz…. shez thin n tall bydaway….. rosabelle– ya noe sumthin? ive alwiz had thiz thing bout u dat ur bery well-behaved n studiouz typpa! but hey, u can be cheeky sumtimez! n ya pwur pwur gurl.. alwiz getz accused fer ya dyed” hair! rosalind– oooh…. ma physiz tuition mate~ shez mr. oungz darling…… pet laa… much more pleasin 2da earz aye? =) one of da smartiez too!
ting en– wakaakakkz.z…. one of ma buddiez… fun n rasional…. wakakaakkazz…. her dreamz r sumtimez kinda farfetched! =) leena– ohhh… shez da VERY BUSY one… alwiz not seen in class but headed straight 2da computa room! denise– da very caught up monitor o’ mine… kant blieve u gotta meet da ms. koay evry day… sweet chique tho…. sutha– oh. wut can i say…. ask poornima.. we share da same comment… =/ dashni– shrill voice!! yyyyyeeeeouchhhhh!!!! petite lil gurl….. =) poornima– ahahahaahaha… we share lotza crap 2getha.. passin notez in class…. wakakakakkakazz… priya– hmmm…. ur very kiasu la….. VERY… n i mean very.. loosen up a bit yeah? by da way, cool expression foh choral speakin! =) joycelyn– ohh…….. ur da pastor…. deny? okokok…. MY pastor… my confession box.. my advisor in wutz rite n wutz wrong… shez da perfect role model of an obedient n admirable chique~ jin en– shez funny la…. so jerky wen she speakz… so cute! wakakkakakzkz…… generously sharin her newsppr wit me~ =)
catherine– oooh… our class enthusiaser… her dreamz r kinda big too…. but well.. she readz a lot so whaddya expect?
huipeng- lurvez 2smile…. =) lienjei– da unexpected one….. honestly.. =o shazlina– horhor… alwiz absent wannnn…. roshilawati– her partner in crime.. kekekeke jayiza– damn hardworkin… anis– dozein gurl…. her sleepy lookin face will cause u 2end up in stitchez! alwiz sleepin in class…. zzzzzz
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ookie well… same goez fer tiz part of da page…. if yall try 2sabotage me by lettin out… well.. itz ur loss… God noez whu u are…. =)
Ms. ong [addmath n math]– Ma favvie!!! Shez one of da teacherz dat can put up wiv me~ i lurve 2exasperate her.. shez cool!!
Pn. Ivy [bm]– One of da mozz sportin teacherz around! Shez like, sso friendly n lenient.. plus! she even noez about ma dearie n me! (yeah b, she doez!) n well.. frequently asks me about it… kekeke.. im cool wiv it tho.. shez nice! huggggzz
Pn. Jothi [eng]– Kuhen’s mama! Shez a real strict n jovial teacher… soundz contrastin rite? but 2badd… datz rlly how she is! =) i lurve her english power… setz ma flame flickerin!! u go, teach!
Ms. Koay [chem]– tho i like d subject, i like d way she teachez……. but….. hmmm…. sum thingz juz doesnt seem rite bout her………. i wudnt dare 2state anythin….. cglianz wud noe.. kekeke… okie herez a gist: very conceited n selfish… =0
Mr. Koay [phy]– NOT HER HUSBAND!!! kekeeke.. i lurve phyzix but.. he aint a gud teacher…… =( but hez very nice n funny too!! kekeekeke….. hez waaay too tall n grinz too much.. =D
Pn. Choo [bio]– hmmmm… kekekeke…. speaks too softly… very i-dun-giv-damn-if-u-understand-or-not kinda teacher… she juz ramblez on n on…. she once stepped on ma tail n i gave her “da look” (thx baby! u taught me dat)
Mr. oung [est]– wakakakakakz.z… nice arse! hes sucha farney man…. but too bad hez alwiz frownin n givin sulks to evryone… *sigh* yet anotha contradictin remark… wakakakkaaz.z… i lurve 2bully him! u rawk sir!
Pn. Salmah [hist]– we wish u a merry xmas.. jingle bells jingles bells… rudolph d red nosed reindeer…. im dreamin of a white xmas…. santa claus is cumin 2town… *gigglez* does it ring a bell? keekekek.. i dunno bout u but she reminds me of a CHRISTMAS TREE!! wakakaakzz… probly but her “poligonic shape” or sumthin… but heres to her! kinda soft hearted inside dat mass of leavez… =)
Pn. Latha [moral]– Shez preggie!!!! ooopz.. too much of ma language…. sowwie… shez pregnant n hamil n mengandung n tai thoe…. kekeke….. gr8 lady! wish ya a happy delivery… hope da stork doesnt get caught in da window!
Pn. I DUN WANNA NOE [pjk] – ONE WORD. U SUKK WOMAN! PERIOD.
so yeah…. datz probly it… i cudnt possibly miss out on anyone wud i? hmm… letz hope not….
wakakakkakakkzzzz….. itz cuz of yall dat makez 4arif vibrant!! we’r family!! lurve yall!!
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