I pee-ed somewhere else but the toilet

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ssshhhupppppp peepz…… wakakakakazz… da blogga iz back! oh so…. wut can yall say bout ma title? wutz so frantic bout 2day? okie… hmm.. lotza

probly cuz i sorta woke up late 2day.. n yeah.. i went up d schbus wit ma breakfazz still in ma mouth! n hair let down.. uniform unbuckled… badges unpinned..shoes wuz juz a slip-on…  *ugggh* juz lyka typical hobbo…. i wuz rushin lyk sum mad phreak on fire!  omigawshhhhhhhh

wutz da worst dat cud happen aye? *shruggz* so i got 2sch.. made it till recezz… *phew* n wen i got there.. sum kid dashed out of no where! i screamed lyka psychomaniac… gawsh! these ppl shud rlly noe how 2WALK! later… i needed 2go 2d toilet…. kant hold it no more!!!!!! *gosh i sound desperate* SO WATTTT?? yesh i am! in dire need of d toilet!!! so yeah… juz like any sane human wud, i ran at top-speed 2wut they call, ‘da smelly room‘

den horror struck me… wut greeted me wuz a long line of people in da toilet!!!!!!! Like, HELLO??? Gimme a break! I wuz like a monkey with an itch…. hell yeah it wuz DAT BAD. I groaned like ther wuz no 2morro…………………………………………………………………………………………………………
so, logically… i had 2search fer anotha place 2pass ma (wateva) urine, sheeshee, liew, weewee, kencing… be it a hole in da wall or in sumonez mouth.. imma juz wantin it so badly..

so gez where i “did it”?? wakakakakakkazzzz… not in ma pants of cuz… not in sumones waterbottle… or in sumonez shoe……… *doubles up in laughter* Well datz fer u to find out…………