Like every other year that was, Chinese New Year meant heading back to Penang & Ipoh to celebrate with my family & friends back home.

This year was no different. With theboyf sending me off again with a farewell lunch date, he watched me adjourn to Penang for a week of R&R and festivity.

See ya real soon, baby!

The moment he sent me off at the airport, guess who I bumped into at the departure hall?

What are the odds – my very own cousin Maddy! 😀

We were on the same flight but many seats apart, unfortunately.

Nevertheless, caught up for a bit!

Touched down in homeland Penang. Greeted to home-cooked food. Ahh.. bliss.

1st Round of Reunion Dinners have always been just the 3 of us.

It’s the 2nd & 3rd Round that are full of relatives

Read on to see what we did at nightfall! 😬

Thanx fer fuckin up ma whole 16yearz ov life ya pathetic fool. Tiz iz fer ya. Ma heart kant say how much i hate ya. Burn in hell foh all i care. I had enuff of u. U taught me wut itz like to hate and hate is what i put upon ya. Thanx fer demolishing mom and thanx fer making me a rebel. U deserve every piece ov shit morons can hurl at ya. Im not sorry foh all tha thingz u’ve done to mom and i… it made us realize that we can sustain your abuses and violence.

21 is tha age where i save mom frm ur grasp and leave you dying alone.. I shall start ma family AWAY frm u, ya fuckin old man. How did i live ma 16yrz of life hiding tha bruises and scars u gave me? You think u can shadow ma future with ur eccentricity? Foh ur pathetic information, im successful, happy, and a wholesome person. I achieved it all with momz guidance.. Im stronger than u think, bastard. How did mom live wedded with u, hiding her agony frm me? Dun worry mom.. i now see tha truth.

What u did last afternoon took tha better of me. Evil thoughtz clouded me.. I had to kill u, before u took our lives. But I attempted suicide and thank heavens, ma Lord saved me in time.  Death is not an option. it will NEVER be. Death is wut YOU deserve.. not i. Thus, i commit this in2 Your hands o’ Mighty 0ne.

In tears and in pain, i wrote this piece.. this piece of paper with the exact words will be there on ur coffin or in your urn. I juz wanna tell u that i had enough. Anymore, ur bloody face will b on tha obituary section of tha daily.

Here I lie bleeding,
With ma heart hardly beating,
Each tremor eats me whole,
Itz you who had killed ma soul….
Cold.
Lifeless.
Rotten.

Ma life is destroyed,
With tha world to avoid,
Ur presence blackenz ma future thatz bright,
Forsaken and degraded in my very own right…
Ma pain had turned to anger,
Ma fear had turned to rage,
Ma soul is out to KILL you,
Ma revenge is yours too.

To watch you perish,
Heaven is bound to relish,
Turning away frm good,
Stabbing you churns ma mood,
People r blinded frm wut i see,
Im decaying in ur wrath.. for I live with thee.

Your weak heart in mutilation,
Resulting ma heart in satisfaction,
Life and life is not what you deserve,
I long to kill u bastard.. but for tha Lord i shall conserve,

For all these years Im thorned to death,
What i pray to hear is your very LAST breath.

o0o0o~*~hhhuh? wwuhh?? ~*~o0o0o0

Hmm…word foh word… dat title aint got nth 2do wivv ma post 2day!
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ookie. now.. letz see. Where shall i begin? Yeah! BOut yesterday… pretty much a ruined, spolied n messed-up one. But, it turned tables at nite! Yeng n Angie, u shud noe wut im tokin bout!
oohh… hold ya horses now… cuz i aint telli bout it yet.. letz see how ma day fluctuated~

Juz a mundane aftanun… well i cancelled ma planz wivv hubby cuz that woman (yeah, ma mom) has been pestering tha arse outta me 2accompany her 2Bukit Dumbar. I actually neva wanted 2… but in the end i relented afta a HUGE SIGH. *rollz eyez* Afta all, shez ma momma n she wuz pratically beggin.

Yeah.. so dat wuz it.. i waited all aftanun foh dat 5pm thingy.. i cudnt do nutz cuz i hv 2b ready by 5sumthin. yeah so tha wallz n ceiling accompanied me foh dat aftanun… actually… for 2whole hourz. Wen i guessed it wuz time, wut i saw made ma eyez boil lyk sum grim reaper. -.- For wut i saw wuz ma momma, glued 2tha tv lyk there wuz no 2moro. Yeah dat hell annoyed me. Eva sinz we got d Astro, shez been warnin me not 2b 2glued 2it.. yaddayadda… but look now?? Shez tha one revolving her life around that pathetic black-cube-with-a-screen-n-speakerz. U bet. Tha remote is now probably a malignant growth stuck 2her bare fingerz.

B4 i actually yelled ma lungz out she wuz like… “ermm.. sorry Jess. Can we go only afta this show endz?” wen  i checked tha guide, darn! It only endz at 6.30pm… waaaay bhind tha schedule. That wuz it. i gave her ma dagger-glare n went out in tha open.. She actually came up n apologized 2ma utmost shock! =0 kk.. well…. she evn offered 2treat me baskin robbinz as a token ov apology. Oh well… seeing her THAT sincere i accepted it.

So yeah…. wen we were all dressed up 2hit tha park, (actually in tha car) she exclaimed ” oh! im supposed 2go 2d airport at 7.30pm!” U guessed it. I gave her tha ugliest scowl u cud probly imagine n began tha ’silent treatment’. So back 2square one…. she apologized.. n this time i wuz PISSED. totally! Wateva. i followed her 2d airport n gez who we met? That dorkish, geekish most ungodly nerd ive seen in ma 16years. Wut cud b worse? Yeah.. her social failure 6year old daughter… i mean, c’mon she actz like shez socially retarded or summin.. more like, socially ill. Hmm… i’ll put her pic wiv her mom fer ya 2grimace at.

I spent tha rest ov ma dinna time staring at them… two freakz frm outer space. Tha time FINALLY (yess!!! repeat: finally!) came wen they oughta go back 2their lil crib. Mom took them back 2where they belong (near minden heightz) later suckaz!

n wow! almost coincedentally, ma buddiez rang up n i rushed 2 USM immediately for our web-radio show. Palpitating heartz cud even dash past a ray of light….. we were duin sum crash course plannin.. a lil discussion.. and we were on air! *yikez* Hm.. golden rule is (obviously) 2b spontaneous… n well.. not 2make blunderz of course. That wud b like, vocal suicide.. *groanz* Yeah, so 40minz of our saliva, brainz n reflexes were spent hosting tha show… ohh tha pain.. wen u make a minor blooper… oh tha agony wen u stammer.. oh well… we were not bad for a 1st time deejay rite, Lin?

I wuz still petrified afta we ended our session..  i cudnt stop thinkin ov it. Hmm.. d adrenalin rush wuz all 2sudden for me 2take. b4 i went 2sch… i wuz still thinkin bout it… i evn wore ma sockz inside out n put tha butter-knife in ma mug ov warm Milo. *oggleoggle*

So yeah.. dat wuz exhilaratin….. kant wait 2do it again! Hmm… in conclusion, it wuz more lyka not-so-ruined-with-a-bit-of-spunk-day!

Yeah, u gessed it.. HELL i kant take it no more! Ma parentz r such *&%$#!@*   waaarrrghhhhhhh yerrrghhhhh  ggrrraaarrrrrl lggghhh!!!!

Aiite, herez tha deal==>

One fine unexpected night, ma mom started 2nag at stuff.. so as usual, i juz didnt give a hoot bout wut shez tokin about. So yeah.. it all went on well till i went in2 ma room. There she wuz.. readin tha newsppr. So i juz sat down doin ma stuff n her engine started running immediately! Broom broom bark bark yadda yadda blah bla… She wuz jabbering non-stop! Gawd noez wut tha fukk it wuz about.. Summin like, about accumulated stuff i gess.

Ignore i tried.. but failed completely. I almost went beserk!! Here u are trying 2read while MRS VERY ANNOYING AND AGITATING BIARTCH babbles in2 ur ear. Like, Hello?? Kant u save it foh later? N yeah… alter u tone ov voice.. itz even more instigating!! Grrarll!!So oviusly, i got pissed.. n i told her “women who nags are very unlovable!” I mean, itz true.. her constant nags were gettin in2 me! So anyway, she FINALLY stopped. ^_^

wen i tot tha war wuz over, i juz came along saying.. “u noe what happened in sch 2day?” N she yelled in an even more pugnacious tone “WHATT???!!?” i wuz stumped. wut wuz her freakin problem>? So i juz coolly mentioned ” i dun tok 2ppl who shout like dat” N gez wut? ever since then, we never spoke a single word to each other. n tha best part is, dat wuz since last Sunday. wateva. If she doesnt give a rats ass about trying 2patch up (i had) then neither shud i anymore.

2make tha matterz worse bout parent-aid syndromes, i made a call frm sch 2home this morning.. with tha purpose 2inform kakak dat she doesnt hv 2cook lunch 2day. Unfortunately, tha monster in ma life (my geez-ever-so-temperamental father) picked up d phone. So i juz told him 2pass me 2kakak n he childishly insisted i tell him first. So anyway, after i did.. he began interrogating me bout why doesnt she has 2cook, why, etc… i wuz like, Damn it! Juz pass her tha fukkin phone! (of cuz, i wasnt so disrespectful 2say dat but… ma alter-ego wuz yelling her brains out) So he went on babbling gibberish.. OHMAGAWD i juz wanted 2slam tha freakin receiver back on tha payphone.

Fyi, i hv a few otha frenz whom are going thru sum sh*t wiv their parents too…

so.. ma question boiles down to this>> WHAT IS WRONG WIV THA PARENTS?? sUM SECOND REALM OF CHILDHOOD PERHAPS? OR JUST SUM  I.P.S? (idiotic parent syndrome)

a million-dollar question. In ma case, a millionHair… cuz of collecting all ma parents dropped hair. so yeah, wutz d problem? ma problem, mom and dad… is YOU

Signin out=
Tha outrageously pissed Jess

===chowwabung ggah!!!

Greetinz! +) kekeke… yztrday wuz one ov d best dayz eva! It wuz muh momz bday! (44th 2b exact) n yeah, me n ma boo surprized her with a buffet dinna in Equatorial Hotel! Yayyy!!!! im shhho glad she wuz happy… like, itz bn 16yrz sinz she 1st became a mother n she had done quite a gud job in it! (view output) *prasan* oh well… she deserves summin reeeL good roite? Again, she wuz deeply moved n well thanked us foh it… =) #we did it b!#