Not for the weak-hearted. Small children. And big babies. and…. OLDIES.

DON’T EAT TOO MUCH RICE!!

The human body was never meant to consume rice! You see, our genes have hardly changed in more than a gazillion years. However, our food choices and lifestyle have changed dramatically… so much so that the caveman would never recognize our food or way of life.

Caveman food was never cooked as fire was not yet tamed. Thus, they ate only those foods that you can eat without treatment by fire. Fruits, vegetables, fish, eggs,nuts and meat. (sushi anyone?) Believe it or not you can even eat raw disgusting meat as it is! Fact? You do possess the necesary enzymes to digest it.

However, rice like wheat and corn, can NEVER be eaten raw. I’m sure you don’t want to end up choking! We never had the enzyme system to break raw rice down. WE WERE NEVER MEANT TO EAT RICE! To make matters worse, we not only eat rice, the typical CHINA MEN whose brain still functions in the ancient civilisation makes rice the bulk of their food.

Rice becomes sugar – lots of it.

This is a fact no smarty-pants nutritionist can deny; rice is chemically no different from sugar. It doesn’t friggin matter if it’s brown rice, cooked rice, your mothers stale rice, raw rice, rice from the nearby chicken coop, herbal rice, or rice from your 99year old granpa’s mouth. Rice is digested to become sugar! When properly cooked, it becomes sugar spikes circulating blood sugar within half an hour- almost as if you took a sugar candy.

Rice is always Asians’ main part of the meal. While sugar may fill your dessert or sweeten your coffee, you will never want to eat a plate of sugar. But by eating rice, you are doing so. I am always amused by people who so sub-consciously order 5plates of rice (equivalent to god-knows-how-much sugar) and then ordering ‘kopi kurang manis’. Lu gilakah? Kurang siuman betui…

Eating rice causes you to drink less water. The more rice you eat, the less water you will drink as there is no mechanism to prevent the over-eating of rice. As rice is tasteless, (except the very-pungent beras wangi) it tends to end up in other food that substitutes rice like noodles and bread. So, we eat hidden forms of food which still get digested into sugar. How ignorant.

So bah to all you china-men who still insists on making rice your source to go on. I don’t have all the time in the world to sit at your dining table and watch your food intake.

Right now, I have my lunch to enjoy. Fried Rice.
Oh no.

Have I mentioned that I’m finally done with Julia?
wohkay… now, I hereby declare that I, as an equally stressed-out student has completed reading her somewhat lame novel, Julia. Sincerely yours.

Now, on with today.

Today was an ordinary friday.. lessons on as usual. Nothing too surprising. Nothing too boring. Except the fact that I just can’t stop myself from getting all excited to go to UUM, Sintok tomorrow. Why, to fetch ma boii home of course! Thankfully, I’m getting used to living life without him.. though I can’t help sparing a thought (or even a tear) for him at quiet times. It’s only human isn’t it?

Speaking of existentialism in humanity, Mr. Oung supports human cloning. (!) -caution- he’d better be aware of what he’s saying. We then carried out a not-so-hyped debate in class about human cloning.. Those who support it, and those who don’t. And the only member in the supportive group was pathetically, our All-time favorite EST teacher, Mr. FELIX Oung (I’ll be dead if he sees this). Perhaps he is the first succesful clone himself, trying miserably hard to corrupt our minds so Earth would be filled with clones to annihilate humanity. But even so, YOU don’t have feelings.. you are made of mutated cells, malignant growths and nothing else. Yeah, I’d love to bring you to the movies. You would probably laugh at the main character’s death or cry plastic particles down your lifeless cheeks.

Human cloning. Man’s hybrid theory of being successfully advanced. Sure, who wouldn’t favour a clone? But then again, was it you being close to God that taught you that He is the Creator Himself? He decides every single life and death. Not you. Not I. Not the scientifically-mad people in the United States either. Plus, if your clone is as hard-headed as you, WOULD it so obediently comply to your every whim and fancy? Or, will it overpower you and make you the mentally-abused slave? Lest I forsee. And you think that’s all? No, definately not. I’d much prefer to be alone writing my diary than to have a ’shadow’ tailing at my heels. And to the couples madly in love? Would they mistakenly shower their affection to the wrong one? Or to make things worse, make love with the wrong body? Hmm.. interesting indeed. I wonder what would be the outcome? A humane plastic? Or a plastic human? By Golly! Wouldn’t that be a sight to see!

If there were to be 3.142 billion rapists, there would be another 3.142 billion which is equivalent to a ‘phi’ billion. (pronounced as ”ph-Ai’). To satisfy their ravenous libidos, 3.142 billion plus another 3.142 billion which sums up to 2phi billion unlucky ladies would feel a very intense pain. And thats empathy, fellow humans… and clones. 9months down the road, hospitals and birth centers will be filled to the brim to an extent that women will have to give birth on the road. Too bumpy? Try atop a tree. By 2010, the earth would be so suffocated with its’ contents that it will probably rotate madly at breakneck speed all the way to the Sun. A quick death is always the best remedy for a slow, painful one. And that’s sad. Which means bye-bye to man’s civillisation. Or man at all. Then cockroaches would dominate the Universe. Obviously, you (stares directly at mad-scientists) wouldn’t want that. So I suggest you take that useless piece of theory of human cloning and bury it 6feet under. And if the partially decayed corpes get their hands on it, that’s another story. Couldn’t say I didn’t forewarn you, ey? *shrugs*

umm…. but excuse me? Do u all noe who tha hell won tha malaysian idol season two?

Yeah.. n well… thanx to all those pathetic lil pinky gurls in pig-tails, he won. Daniel. Ohh…. tha pain when i type his name. Daniel. Its stabbing. Daniel. N to think that he won, tha whole nation noes that he won based on popularity.. not tha talent. Evn tha judges noe that Nita shud clinch her rightful place.. not him.. they were juz being VERY courteous about it. Daniel. In ur face, pig!

When Phat Fabes mentioned there were a bus load of tiny 13-15year old in pink shorts frantically screaming “ddddaannniiiiiieel!!” I knew it. Itz a downright blow to Nita. Such disgrace to tha Malaysian music industry. She knew she deserves to win. Tha public noes it too… aiite, fine…. U voted foh daniel? Fine! but deep down u knew who tha talented powerful singer was. U voted foh Nita? ur a mature n deep thinking person.

Sure, Daniel is one total hottie… even i, drooled over him once. Based on ma own research, Itz tha favorite.. not tha talent. When asked, tha normal answers i get will be like,

1. Hes so cute!! oh ma gawsh!
2. Huh? I noe Nita is better, but hes still not bad whadd…
3. Dddddddaaaaaanieeeeell!!!!!
4. Oh, hes in ma university mah… all support him lo..
5. Hes my friends son.
6. I dunno wan.. my fren ask me 2send in tha vote i send lo
7. Hes de only chinese k??
8. He can learn summore ma
9. Hes so young nia.. give him a chance lo
10. Dun care! Dun care! Daniel muz win!!!

As such, isnt it juz like voting Dina over Jac last year? U KNOW tha talent lies in Jac, so u voted foh her… Dina wuz so much better than Daniel, So why didnt she beat Jac juz like how Daniel had beaten Nita? Obviusly cuz shez big, fat, childish n unappealing. While, Daniel is tha one 2be desired in every 10-15year olds meek heart. Get a life people, isnt high time we give tha title to who deserves it?

By tha way, Roslan Aziz.. u hv mistaken. Itz not 1.2million VOTERS, itz 1.2 million VOTES. Dont u noe that there are sum pathetic losers out there who actually sits down for an hour or so, voting non-stop? Filthy rich brats i presume. Go! Go on n vote like blind doves! N m’sia wud lose its’ dignity in tha world idol next time. Lest i forsee.

+thoroughly dissatisfied Jess+

[[neva can accept tiz]]

wut? ya’d b probly thinkin wut m i makin a big deal of… actually… im not evn sposed 2go on9 (for tha hundredth time) but, i kant keep it no more… there sumthin rlly buggin me frm d back of ma mind…. Yeah, we, in tiz world noe dat there r gazillionz of cheaterz, imposters, dishonesty, crime n da like…. aye? But, u wudnt think dat ur eva gonna lead a life liddat… in ma case…. dat differz..

B4 yall jump any closer 2conclusions.. lemme state dat i WILL NOT eva, bring maself 2do tiz nonsensical nation law-breakin. Juz 15minz ago, ma mom drove past a red light (shez aint payin attn) and we were stopped by a police car… later, doze dudez in crisp smart dark blue uniformz came out out of their police carz.. (yeah.. juz like in da moviez) n started witting a summon 4ma mom… soundz pretty normal rite?

Then… he started mutterin sumthin.… i din quite hear.. mum wuz tokin 2em… then later.. he hinted.. n wuz like, macam mana? in dat KIND of tone… like, duh it wuz so obvious…. then mum wuz unsure … well.. lookin at ma mortified face.. she became more unsure.. then she asked em.. “boleh ka?” He wuz like… “ok, u cakap sama dia.. dia nak tulis dah” then.. she asked if she cud be spared as it wuz most definately her 1st time… he wuz like… “bolehhhhhhh..” again.. dat TONE stuck us… them mum took out 50bux n wuz juz about 2giv it 2em thru da window, he stopped her… asked her 2slot da 50note in2 a piece of paper b4 givin it 2dem. Logically, 2avoid detection….

Dat wuz strictly horifiying, degrading, unethical, uncivilized and cannot be condoned by ur conscience n d eyez of d LAW!!!  Excuse me???? Wut da fuck wuz in ur mind people!!! How can u, bearing da name of POLIS DIRAJA MALAYSIA bring urself 2such shameful corruption>???????? Yall are sposed 2fight crime n injustice but contradictingly conductin it urself?!?!?!!? I probbed mum about it n she sed it normal.  I mean, i aint naive or anything but….. how can u let tiz happen? Itz juz so WRONG!

Wateva. Let da world decide. Wasnt it juz yesterday i learnt during pendidikan moral about “Sogokan- puncapunca dan cara mengatasi” ?? Hocus Pocus n return 2Moral classes Royal Police Force of Malaysia!