Category: Current Affairs/Opinion Pieces
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CNY and its days
Oh wow. I’m useless when it comes to Chinese New Year shopping. Lotus this and orange that, hamper this and biscuits that. Damn. And it’s not like they don’t receive enough. Chinese New Year shopping (except the clothes) every year is a painful experience. I was dragged along all because I went for the family…
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Toilet Alert
Do not trust toilets. They do NOT flush properly 100% of the time. Which leaves behind the faeces belonging to you. Especially in other people’s houses or in public areas, stand there and watch the gizmo flush down everything before you leave the cubicle. I guess it’s the PBA’s fault for not pumping enough water…
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Birth of a nation
After 50 years of independance, we can now walktall with dignity to have achieved our 50th Anniversary of Malaysian liberty. MERDEKA! MERDEKA! MERDEKA! The eve of Merdeka was so much fun. My pals and I celebrated it at Upper Penang Road, rotating from one place to another. When we got to Momo, it pained me…
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Oh good lord, the traffic!!
My 8th sense tells me that there’s an enormous gathering of occult groups that practise blind faith in Satanic worship just some 200metres away in front of me. Satan’s high magnetic field has gotten all the cars in Penang to mysteriously drive simultaneously towards his magnetised direction. Nah… somehow, there’s just this insanely massive…
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Royalty reigns?
What pisses me of is the fact that today- regardless of the King’s corronation/installation– I am having class as usual! Hello? What happened to the respect yadda yadda towards the new King whatsoever? Oh. Wait. That only applies to government organisations and a small number of other private institutions. And that even includes my favourite mamak…