weeeee…. ate sting ray!! Hmm…. Ya noe wutz weird? Ive neva ate sting ray in ma life b4.. except wen kittyeng 1st introduced it 2me… kekeekke.. Hmm… Speakin bout food, i promised 2type ma full list of food i dun eat! Hmm… 87 al2getha i think…. kekkeeekke.. So yeah, nowadayz.. sch iz rlly fun! cuz while moz of em were preparing fer our sch speach day, all da prefectz were bbbbbbeezy!So yeah, brought so many illegal stuff 2sch.. wakakkakazzz… once bitten, neva shy! =P
Kant wait 2go 2carmenz hze.. 2do stuff…. n 2watch amittyville horror (how eva u spell it) Hmm… yeah…. ive tuition later! Jason- Phyzix…. Shud i run away again? Hmm? *nudges partner-in-crime* aiiikzz… nahh… i dun think so… We hv ‘bertaubat’ (yeah.. riiiite) Sinz im not goin 2sch on Friday, hmm… yayie! Itz a rondaronda time fer me!! keeekekkek….
Oh well, ive 2go now… kittyeng washin da dishez.. awww…. ahaahaa… Here we cum Amnityville!
wut? ya’d b probly thinkin wut m i makin a big deal of… actually… im not evn sposed 2go on9 (for tha hundredth time) but, i kant keep it no more… there sumthin rlly buggin me frm d back of ma mind…. Yeah, we, in tiz world noe dat there r gazillionz of cheaterz, imposters, dishonesty, crime n da like…. aye? But, u wudnt think dat ur eva gonna lead a life liddat… in ma case…. dat differz..
B4 yall jump any closer 2conclusions.. lemme state dat i WILL NOT eva, bring maself 2do tiz nonsensical nation law-breakin. Juz 15minz ago, ma mom drove past a red light (shez aint payin attn) and we were stopped by a police car… later, doze dudez in crisp smart dark blue uniformz came out out of their police carz.. (yeah.. juz like in da moviez) n started witting a summon 4ma mom… soundz pretty normal rite?
Then… he started mutterin sumthin.… i din quite hear.. mum wuz tokin 2em… then later.. he hinted.. n wuz like, macam mana? in dat KIND of tone… like, duh it wuz so obvious…. then mum wuz unsure … well.. lookin at ma mortified face.. she became more unsure.. then she asked em.. “boleh ka?” He wuz like… “ok, u cakap sama dia.. dia nak tulis dah” then.. she asked if she cud be spared as it wuz most definately her 1st time… he wuz like… “bolehhhhhhh..” again.. dat TONE stuck us… them mum took out 50bux n wuz juz about 2giv it 2em thru da window, he stopped her… asked her 2slot da 50note in2 a piece of paper b4 givin it 2dem. Logically, 2avoid detection….
Dat wuz strictly horifiying, degrading, unethical, uncivilized and cannot be condoned by ur conscience n d eyez of d LAW!!! Excuse me???? Wut da fuck wuz in ur mind people!!! How can u, bearing da name of POLIS DIRAJA MALAYSIA bring urself 2such shameful corruption>???????? Yall are sposed 2fight crime n injustice but contradictingly conductin it urself?!?!?!!? I probbed mum about it n she sed it normal. I mean, i aint naive or anything but….. how can u let tiz happen? Itz juz so WRONG!
Wateva. Let da world decide. Wasnt it juz yesterday i learnt during pendidikan moral about “Sogokan- puncapunca dan cara mengatasi” ?? Hocus Pocus n return 2Moral classes Royal Police Force of Malaysia!
Whadda Hell>>?? i shrieked n tore open d envelope almost immediately…. Filled wiv pure excitement i saw d red Star Newspaper logo.. n then….
Dear Brat-to-be, Jessica Tan, you heard right! CONGRATULATIONS! You have been chosen to enter the Star Brats Workshop in Ipoh ( 24-27th July)
Dat wuz d exact wordz printed on dat oh-so-beautiful piece if paper…Gasping.. i started 2grin lyka psychopath escapee thruout d day! I called ma mum n boy, wuz she proud! She called ma godmum n she offered to sponsor me! Imma so havta thank her non-stop! Kant blieve she actually shares ma moment of opportunity… =) Ma babyboii wuz proudda me too, but sumwhat mixed.. yeah… i wud b away frm him 4 4whole dayz… will missha boo… =<
So yeah… dat wuz one of ma proudest momentz.. I mean, like… datz a step 2ma future already! They expose u journalism n broadcastin skills n da like.. Social stuff n *whow* juz so me! Imma juz havta wait n count d dayz!! *woohoo*
Hmm… yeah.. havent bn online daily like i used to d pazz few dayz cuz *duh* ma suspension is still liable…. grounded 4 2weekz… =( So wateva… momz at work now n nobody noez…. kekekeke… O yeah… 2dayz ma schz Parent-Teacher meeting to collect d report card thingy… Im fine wiv her signin ma report card but im SO not fine wiv dat woman talkin 2ma mom! I aint lettin mom noe da notty stuff i did in sch… So, obviously i didnt tell her there wuz a Parent-Teacher meeting 2day! wakaakaakzzz
itz bn suchhhha loooooong time sinz i lazz came erre….. *groanz* ya noe why???? ma loving-yet-pain-in-ma-ass mum grounded me frm da com 4 2whole weekz! (im still herre btw) wakaakakakazz… Re da confiscation of ma cellphone.. hmm.. so while evryone else is at sch, me- da ingenious one (prasan) has insisted not 2go 2sch.. n here i am!!!! hehehee….. Oh well…. hate ma mum 4groundin me, but… shez one helluvva WOMAN! She showed da PK-HEM of ma sch whos boss!!! *woohoo* u go mum! Dat PK-HEM unfortunately goes 2da same church as i do, hmm.. wuz initially plannin 2give her sum sarcasm but she din turn up… awwww. .
So yeah. tiz iz ma 2nd day in a week not goin 2sch! Sucha lazzee bum huh…. wakakakazz…. ya wanna noe sumthin? On monday, (i wuz absent) Ma sch conducted a spot-check! nyeheheeheheh…. da notti gurl ezcapes agaiN! Kant blieve i made sucha narrow slip! (again) I met dat bi@tch again upstairz in sch on Tuesday.. n i gave her da “look”. Ugggh.. juz kant stand her…. esp afta dat incident.. wut a total waste of time! hmmm… *ponders*
Too bad.. i havvta go 2sch 2moro….. mum OBVIOUSLY wun let me skipppp again…. Hey! Itz actually fun bing home ALL alone ya noe…. get 2do wuteva i want…. go where eva i please….. sleep wheneva i wish…. u noe wutz lame>? Da fact dat my mom grounded me frm com 4 2weekz?? Itz exactly da same period of time ma kakak is in indonesia! So, like… DUH no one noez if i use da comp! *chronic laffta* yikezz… but im doin anotha bad thing rite?? oh well…. =P
I wuz juz loafing around yestaday durin “nilam” period n well.. i juz wandered around near da staff room.. otha pplz class… n gez who i bumped into? Su ting n ma otha frenz! kekekeke…. we were juz walkin near d staffroom when *echo* sumthin happened….. Heres da scooP! =) Sumonez momma wuz bzy jabbering at dat very same PK-HEM bout anotha gurl who sorta messed wit her daughter….. wow… tok about not standin on ur own feet! tiz gurl haz no gutz!So yeah, da Pk-HEM looked so pissed n tired bout goin thru so much sh*t.. under ma breath, i mocked her. HAH!
Truth to tell, she aint dat bad if u look at her at d otha side of d perspective….. she once “saved” me frm an accusation of ma hair bing dyed RED! *drools* how i wish! Red! wow! So yeah.. she aint so bad…Hmm…. nothin much 2say now… since ive yadda-ed already…… cyaz bloggarz! ciao!
erlozz… hmm… da wurLd has bcum a sin… feelz like true paradize….. but then again… tatz wud b wrong wudnt it? hMM… if u dun already know, ma cellphone got confiscated yeztaday.. *blaarrggh* Wuz juz waitin anxiously fer ma mum 2 *ting* appear magically in2 ma schz dreadful entrance. Hmm… minutez passed by n she aint in sight.. fergeddit!
Oh sshhhho i guez datz anotha day wvvout ma cell… how can i live???!!! *sigh* imma evn grounded frm da computa startin frm yeshtaday..wateva. o0o0o.. wut am i duin here then? *evil laffta* twooo baddie~ she hazz no clue! wakakakaazz hmm.. i actually collaborated wivv ma maid n shez now sworn 2secrecy! u go woman!^_^
dadadadaadaaa…. ma burgerz in fronta meee rite nw.. aint edible..but itz ma cd holder… *blink* ookie.. now i wuznt spoded 2write dat! =P n listenin 2american idiot by greenday.. *shoot* 2day ish like da first day eva dat ma life ish no funnn~ ookie well.. 2day.. *drumroll* i PAID SOLID ATTENTION in clazz!! notty babyboii din go 2sch… i juz wish i cud— Yeah well, ma clazz did dat lousy Vitamin C experiment.. itz a PEKA so i hadda do it infa-presto-perfecto! Dat marthafarque Biology teacher sucked bad. REALLY BAD. i juz wished i cud juz inject tha ‘larutan DCPIP’ syringe in2 her tongue! Hmm… tatz a tought.. mebbe it’ll help her speak bettah english =0
Tongue? whoooopzie! I think id betta hold mine… *scoffz* i aint juz trustin no one now… a chip of d old block… daddaz liddat too… =( yeah well, kant blieve itz almoz d end of tha week.. now, how time actually flies wen u aint noticing! i tot it wuz juz d otha day dat monday rose… now itz heralding a brand new Friday 2moror… ~*hiccupz*~ showwwie…. Dang! Friday? i think imma in boilin sulphuric acid soon.. i havent completed ma *toot* ing Moral Project!
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