When a policeMAN suffers from PMS

November 12, 2008 by thejessicat

I was on my way back from the Police Station after a careless cop made a mistake by not inserting the date (of all things to forget.. pfftt) resulting in my having to all the way to town again to make an addition to the police report.


Oh, and did I mention the Inspector was horrendously rude?? That fat, obnoxious, grumpy and unpleasant son of a gun.

I think I will just spare him by
NOT putting his photograph here

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Oh you know what?
TOO BAD.. I just did.
The bigger the better

WHY? BECAUSE I FELT LIKE IT.
you dirtbag!
mind your manners

Jess : Tuan, saya ingin membuat penambahan kepada repot saya yang dibuat semalam
Asshole : Pasai apa buat silap?? Buat kerja dua kali saja. Hang mabuk ke siapa mabuk??

Jess : (I WAS LIKE WTF) For your info, it was your staff that made the mistake

– then another cop comes to assist me in the report
but was shoo-ed off by the asshole –

Asshole : Takpe, biar dia tunggu. Dia sendiri yang tak buat betul-betul
Jess : Excuse me?? What happened to ‘Mesra, Cepat dan Betul’ or something like that? And it was your staff who did the report wrongly. hello?

Asshole : Jangan bazir kertas dan masa saya. Kertas mahal tau?
Jess : !@#$%^&*!@#%*!

(THIS IS WHERE I WAS TRYING TO MAINTAIN COMPOSURE)

Asshole : Nah, dah buat dah. Tak payah chek dah… sekarang sudah betul.
Jess : hah? Tak payah chek, nanti korang buat silap lagi, aku kena datang sini jauh-jauh lagi DAN bazir kertas you.

Asshole : Ala… Orang macam saya takkan buat silap mia


OMFG THE EGOISTIC
ARROGANT *******!

on a lighter note, I was on my way back in mom’s car and suddenly I spotted this cement-mixer truck with a coincidental number plate

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ahahhaahhaha Kelvin, dedicated to you WetWetWater

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For the benefit of those who does not understand the Malay Language and upon request from my reader, here is the translation of the conversation
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Jess : Sir, I’d like to made an addition to my police report made last night
Asshole : Why the hell did you make a mistake? Such double work. Who’s drunk now? You or who else?

Jess : (I WAS LIKE WTF) For your info, it was your staff that made the mistake

– then another cop comes to assist me in the report
but was shoo-ed off by the asshole –

Asshole : Don’t bother. Let her wait. She was the one who didn’t do it properly in the first place.
Jess : Excuse me?? What happened to ‘Friendly, Fast and Accurate’ or something like that? And it was your staff who did the report wrongly. hello?

Asshole : Don’t waste my paper and my time. Paper is expensive, you know?
Jess : !@#$%^&*!@#%*!

(THIS IS WHERE I WAS TRYING TO MAINTAIN COMPOSURE)

Asshole : Shoo, it’s donewith. You don’t have to check anymore, it’s correct already.
Jess : What? If I don’t need to check, you guys might have made yet another mistake and I would have to come all the way to town again AND waste your expensive paper again?

Asshole : Yeah right… a person like me will not ever make mistakes.

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