Aight, I’m not seeking some thesis-long Biological explanation just so you know. It’s just pretty amusing as to why ’em guys actually possess them.
Okay, so let’s get analytical. I did a mini Q&A session with ma’ boys & gurls :
[i][c=4]Victoria [/c][/i] says:
for the milk to come out? LOL
– MICHAEL YIP – says:
Girl Nipple produce milk (rofl mike. i didn’t know nipples have genders!)
i’m C e D says:
nipples… hmm… so that a mother would know where to begin breastfeeding her baby?
hm. it doesnt do anything except being the only way for a woman to breast feed lo
[Ass-a-nation] YingYang – | Te amo says:
[ ms. YiLing ] 頑張ります ！ says:
for guys i’ve no idea. for girls it’s for milk suckling from the child i guess?
to produce mom milk for baby?
So.. WHY do men need nipples?
The book fair was just insane.
Imagine lining up for a whole hour just to purchase the books you’ve picked out. Goodness me, I reckon the queue was at least 200m long, if not more.
ALL JUST FOR THE SAKE OF BOOKS?
No offence to the bookworms out there though.
Because I fully understand that not all reading material are made up of only textbooks, encyclopedias, dictionaries and the like… or definitely not this :
The History of William Shakespeare.
Hey, if you’ve lived a life as deep as this fella, you’d prolly have a biography about yourself as thick as a rhino’s skin.
Books are pretty damn awesome, if I have to say so myself. A few books there actually caught my eye! Both, titles and designs.
Okay honestly, I’m a sucker for artsy book cover designs. So to all the publishing houses : if you want an extra customer, then funk up your book cover and I’ll buy it regardless of whether or not the story is good. ROFL
I remember BestieBenj and I often hit Borders to check out awesome books, back in my Penang days. He has a fancy for those silly books like ‘101 things to do before you die’ or ‘How to survive a zombie attack’. Then again, he would always take me to the culinary section full of
fab books like this –
Oh look! Another artsy book –
Whee! That’s what I’m talking about yo :
Okay I’ve finally decided what to do for my 3rd tattoo already.
Yeah I’m known to be very fickle. Heh.
Get my point?
OMFG. DON’T REMIND ME YET.
Ima happy gurl as usual after a shopping haul of … books. Hey, at least I don’t feel so bad having spent all those money. After all, books are -cough- intellectual and food for thought, no?
edit : a dear reader of mine Jhnhth, referred me to Scientific America, and it turns out that after a complex explanation, I’ve gathered that the answer to why do men have nipples is merely this –
“simply because women do”