Aight, I’m not seeking some thesis-long Biological explanation just so you know. It’s just pretty amusing as to why ’em guys actually possess them.
Okay, so let’s get analytical. I did a mini Q&A session with ma’ boys & gurls :
[i][c=4]Victoria [/c][/i] says:
for the milk to come out? LOL
– MICHAEL YIP – says:
Girl Nipple produce milk (rofl mike. i didn’t know nipples have genders!)
i’m C e D says:
nipples… hmm… so that a mother would know where to begin breastfeeding her baby?
hm. it doesnt do anything except being the only way for a woman to breast feed lo
[Ass-a-nation] YingYang – | Te amo says:
[ ms. YiLing ] 頑張ります ！ says:
for guys i’ve no idea. for girls it’s for milk suckling from the child i guess?
to produce mom milk for baby?
So.. WHY do men need nipples?
The book fair was just insane.
Imagine lining up for a whole hour just to purchase the books you’ve picked out. Goodness me, I reckon the queue was at least 200m long, if not more.
ALL JUST FOR THE SAKE OF BOOKS?
No offence to the bookworms out there though.
Because I fully understand that not all reading material are made up of only textbooks, encyclopedias, dictionaries and the like… or definitely not this :
The History of William Shakespeare.
Hey, if you’ve lived a life as deep as this fella, you’d prolly have a biography about yourself as thick as a rhino’s skin.
Books are pretty damn awesome, if I have to say so myself. A few books there actually caught my eye! Both, titles and designs.
Okay honestly, I’m a sucker for artsy book cover designs. So to all the publishing houses : if you want an extra customer, then funk up your book cover and I’ll buy it regardless of whether or not the story is good. ROFL
I remember BestieBenj and I often hit Borders to check out awesome books, back in my Penang days. He has a fancy for those silly books like ‘101 things to do before you die’ or ‘How to survive a zombie attack’. Then again, he would always take me to the culinary section full of
fab books like this –
Oh look! Another artsy book –
Whee! That’s what I’m talking about yo :
Okay I’ve finally decided what to do for my 3rd tattoo already.
Yeah I’m known to be very fickle. Heh.
Get my point?
Ima happy gurl as usual after a shopping haul of … books. Hey, at least I don’t feel so bad having spent all those money. After all, books are -cough- intellectual and food for thought, no?
edit : a dear reader of mine Jhnhth, referred me to Scientific America, and it turns out that after a complex explanation, I’ve gathered that the answer to why do men have nipples is merely this –
“simply because women do”