Tiz iz probly da lazz time in tha week imma post on ma blog….. Hmm.. nononono not bcoz mom banned me againnnnnn….. itz cuz im leavin foh Ipoh!!!! *weeeeeeee* for ma Star Bratz camp!!!!! *yeehaw!!!!* but……. imma so missing ma babyboii!!!!!!!!! Haiz…. hmm.. hope i’ll enjoy it!!! Promise i’ll tell yall auuuuuuuu about it! *~muaaackz~*
“… when ur shattered in remorse, look back u musn’t.. ask urself wut mistakez u made…?”
Itz da pain dat u feel, tha agony u receive, tha regret u bear afta knwing tat u kant ezcape frm anything….. God taught me tiz lesson…. tiz wuz d worst blow 4tha week. Actuall, He taught me much but i do not sem 2heed.. alwiz caught up in ignorance. *sigh*
Perhapz it aint seemin of much importance.. but wen put 2getha, u’ll see… in ma competitive upbringin, parentz who expect tha most outta me and securing future need… i aint 2dramatic here but yeah, i AM tellin tha truth… to you.. ma online diary… yess.. i aint afraid 2show ya how i feel.. cuz… itz me. Alrighty then here goez!
I skipped sch last Wed, Thu, Fri… fer no gud reason.. in fact no reason at all… perhapz i juz didnt feel like it… So d aftamath>? I didnt juz miss sum important lessonz….. i missed d chance…. one opportunity.. wud u grab it? or let it slip? Well… i let it slip rite in fronta ma bare handz… on Friday, d English Language Society had our AGM. Yeah, i aint tellin ya no more…. u shud noe.. i didnt attend. Like, DUH?>? How am i sposed 2noe there wuz a meetin>? No one actually told me!
Datz juz not da deal im afta… itz tha pain… 2see.. tat afta being a Vice President.. I had tiz chance 2b in tha running as Presidant foh d next AGM.. but i had noe idea there wuz a meeting on Friday bcuz of ma abscence frm sch… (n well, no one told me eitha) So, ma name got disqualified frm tha nominationz…. Juz imagine… tha remorse ya feel… Isnt it juz wasted away b4 ur eyez? Tha KK marx, tha pride of managing ELS n bringin it 2light and 2secure significance- datz ma promise to Mrs. Tan… Hell no one noticed but afta d last AGM, she pulled me 2one side and made me promise her.
Well… im sorry Mrs. Tan, sorry mom, sorry dad, sorry B, sorry esp ma godmom… whom has been ma English rival since i first spoke… yeah, she graduated frm Leeds and im proudda her.. im honoured to be ur competitor… i noe u were proud wen mom told u i got Vice President.. and u were so confidant i cud be tha next head… i guess ur wrong now.. itz ma fault. I skipped sch and i missed a golden opportunity.. *sigh*
but, Lord.. thank u for sendin me yet anotha msg.. i noe… i’ve bn notty…. i’ve bn waken up so many timez b4.. Joycelyn where r u wen i need u?? =) *sigh* Aww c’mon get a grip Jess!!!!!! Damn!!
hey… well… frm d otha side ovv me, im proudda ma fren Shantini who took over as ELS president……….. itz tuff to say but it cumz frm d heart: congratulationz buddy! i hope ya bring us 2success…………….. if ya need help… i’ll b there…. rememba…..
-i’ve grown smaller than a pea jess out.
Information : courtesy of tha ex- president of ELS.. she told me wut happened… =(
ya wanna noe wut happend 2me?? Oh well… ma very own mom, ma boii’s mom, ma boii’s sista, n ma very own boii.. BETRAYED THA helloutta ME!! Well itza good thing they did it.. cuz.. hmm.. if they didnt, i’d b foheva unadventurous in gastronomical delightz… sso. THEY MADE ME EAT FROG! Yes!! Those slimy stuff tat goez ‘ribbit ribbit’ in tha swampz! Tha one dat turned in2 a handsome prince wen princess kissed ‘em! Tha FROG!!! ya oviuzly noe how dis-gus-to tat is… mebbe not fer u but fer me… itz unda ma ‘FOOD I’LL NEVA EAT’ episode of ma blog.
Damn.. it started out wen ma boii sed itz chicken… n our momz sed “yeah itz chicken jess, why dun u try?” So i ate it and.. hmm… yeah itz nice! Later, i ate anotha thingy…and there they go again sayin itz anotha form ov chicken…. whilst eatin, i began 2wonder when will THOSE food be arrivin.. ya noe tha FROG and PORK.. b4 i cud ask, ma boii’z mom wuz like “ben, pass tha frog ova” I froze. I blinked. I stared wut wuz in ma plate half-eaten. “excuse me??” I probed further.. they were tryin their utmost best 2cover up fer that unfortunate slip ov a tongue…
AAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! ma brain went beserk..! I ate FROG!! uuugggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! but i had 2keep ma composure.. i sorta failed… cuz i wuz still fidgety tho. =( I kept staring at it. How cud i b so gullible? To blieve a fib liddat>? *sigh* But anotha parta me thanked them fer it… well, afta ma 16yrz ovv livin, tiz ma first time eatin summin exotic! (to me) imma so eating it nx time! =P (yes kittyeng if ur readin tiz, u heard right)
wakakkakakakkakzzz….. So well… talk about 1st time fearz…. i sorta overcame it. Thanx moms, thanx sista, n thanx hubby dear…. *mmuackz*
and yeah, sinz me n ma babyboii din go 2sch 2day we decided 2go sight seeing all around penang! ronda-ronda… kekekeke… rememba in ma last post, i mentioned tat i felt lyk goin 2youth park? Hmm… we went 2a place bettah than dat! Simply more fun!
i felt liberated fo tha very 1st time tiz year…. cuz i got 2go wherever i please… wivvout ma folkz and ma maid naggin tha fudge outta me~! imma show u how 2feel me! we tought ovv goin 2island plaza at 1st cuz i SO wanted 2go 2roxy.. but we ended up goin 2gurney instead. Watched ‘Bewitched’ there n met sum ppl there… *ahhem* Then tha shopaholic as usual, hopped frm place 2place n raided evrythin! Well, therez so much 2see! so much 2buy! =) nyehehhee.. left gurney wivv a bodyglove sox and Abercrombie & Fitch surfer pantz! *high 5* anotha matchin purchase! kekekeke… am i turnin u in2 a shopaholic too hmm b…?
Later, we went 2buy tha famous ‘chai tao koay’ near Penang Hill… kekeeke.. met ma ko in his frenz there.. wut a small world! *blinx* Wut a fun day! Hmm…. hey B, we saw lotza Arabicz n Japanese din we? kekeke… Sinz d sky had darkened a lil, we made a beeline home…. *yayy* mum ate n liked our ‘chai tao koay’ din she?
Ohh well… lookz like imma have 2go 2sch 2moro…. it’ll too terribly dreadful foh ppl 2think dat i played truant??!?! Which i obviously DID NOT. Period. Hmm… dunno if tha resultz r out yet but, i’ll b crossin ma fingerz!
_+*”*+ oh look…. anotha one ovv ma uncommon finds +*”*+_
naummmmmbaahhh wannn== the aftertaste of oil is horrid. (by not washin ur mouth) naummmmmbaahhh toooo== a wristband takez agez 2dry. naummmmmbaahh thhreee== vulgarity can be practised wiv a calculator naummmmmbaahh forrrrrrrr== plaster ceiling can neva turn brown naummmmmbaahh fieeeeev== piss n poo can neva cum out at d same time!
well.. datz a wrap! but more 2cum soon in tha adventurez of da alter-ego in me!
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