gigglez* Hmm… i dun givva shyt really… but hey! i AM panickin ova here! =0
Lotza happened sinz d lazz time huh? oh well.. blame it on ma mom…. she banned me frm da net… YES it has increased to 3weekz…. deliberate agony! *groanz* Hmm…. ma maid came back frm indonesia… yuppzie 2whole weekz away.. ya noe wut>? i wuz bginnin 2get used 2her abscence wiv duin wateva i wan.. goin whereva i please n da like… But, i still missed her of cuz.. shez bn wiv me foh 13yearz… think about it! Woah!
So yeah, naturally expecting (finally) home-cooked food when she unfortunately came home rather sickly.. Hmm… muz b tha change in climatez. I shuddered in disgust whilst she wuz makin ma bfast tiz mornin.. like, hello>? She wuz coughin n sneezin! *ugggh* Completely horrifiying! btw, ma immune systemz arent bionically ionic eitha.. =( Oh well.. i ended up eatin it.. feelin nauseas wiv each bite.. *sigh* wut i’d give 2hv ma dear ol’ kak again..
Tat wuz 2day… Pn. ‘my-accent-is-weird’ Jothi gave us a free composition (helluva fun time babeh!) afta sucha looooooooong time… Hmm… oviuzly i wrote abt da tragic day i wuz burglared. Will tell yazz anotha time ookie>? Raced tha clock as we hadda hand it in by tha time 45minz wuz up. Gladly did! I wuz quite afraid i wudnt make it in time… =P BREAKTHRU NEWZ! Sowwie… kekeke.. sth juz crossed ma mind.. rememba ma stolen pencilcase i last wrote about? Yeahh… it seemz that a pal o’ mine found it open n left 2bleed by itself in tha toilet. *blinx* How saddening…. wut a pity… a pathetic kiddo of ma sch.. had no freakin conscience to actually STEAL ma stuff frm ma pencilcase? Wut wuz left in there wuz tha stuff i had ma name on.. Hmm.. pretty smart. But not smart enuff 2outwit me~! Wait till i get ma handz on u ya stinkin thief!
OOkie.. chill chill… enuff ov tha anger management *snort* Heyazz… remembatha initial plan of ma frenz n i 2go 2tha beach>? Yeah.. we didnt go in d end… BUT! instead, we went 2a much more fear-defying spot! Wutz pg known for? itz laksa? nonono… Hell yeah! tha pg bridge! Me, ma babyboii n ma frenz went UNDER penang bridge foh a quite-an-awesum-i-shud-say experience. tha road wuz full of thickets… but tha dude’s stallionz biked pazz them wivvout a hitch. Wakaakkazz… caught sum malay couplez ‘maksiating’ bhind tha tree! It wuz an indelible (ooooh yesh of cuz!) adventure.. pure rocky n muddy fun! But beware: HUNGRY GHOSTS MONTH is yet 2arrive!
Gawsshshhh… wut time izzit?? Wateva. A day at Ramakrishna Orphanage wut yet 2greet me…. Hmm.. imma juz haveta expect lil Indian kiddoz runnin around butt-naked.. whooopz! Sowwie! ma thoughtz spoke fer itself…. wakakakakaka
Groggily, I knocked on d door 2wake ma babyboii up.. Obviusly he didnt have enuff sleep. Juz look at za panda ringz!kekeeke.. Ya noe sumthin stewpood ovv me? I almost wore ma full Rangerz-U.. damn! Good thing i didnt! but even if i did.. there wudnt b any difference ,wud there>? A couple ovv ma palz mistakenly turned up in full-U too. How they shrinked frm society! We were gawking at them… yeah.. me, kay n iris did tha mornin mocking…. wakakakka
Hmm… yeah. Actually, wut rminded me most wuz abt me mystically appearing in fronta Ramakrishna building like Santa Claus. Why u ask>? Cuz i had multi-coloured skitterz n their equally colourful ringz around it…. such disgrace…. nawww.. (think ovv it frm anotha perspective)DATZ NOT ALL… i had 3huge(repeat: HUGE) sacks of toys! Goodnezz tha typical Santa! Ma world sunk wen i realized that d rest were actually STARING at me.. Aint it silly ovv me 2go n buy RM200 worth of toyz fer tha kidz? Wut wuz i thinkin>? Hmm…. *dreamz* i cud ezyly but sum Pierre Cardin favviez of mine….. gagagaagaga~
Oh no. Sum annoyin bratty numskull wuz seen cryin in tha near distance. We headed 2cajole him….. obviuzly he needz sum pacifying! Soon i realized i wuz wrong. HE AINT NO BRAT! All ovv us became fast frenz wiv tat lil angel by tha name of ‘Kini’ Yeah…. Kini.. u heard right… As in followin sentence- Kini aku sudahpun berinsaf atas tafsiranku terhadap kanak kanak. So blabla bla..He became our favv kiddo n we snapped lotza picciez wivv him! (yupyup cummin soon!)
Ma supposely assumed dreadful day turned out 2b sumthin quite fine, actually! i feel refreshed afta playin n guiding n teachin n sharing momentz wiv those orphans… How they crave foh love… malnourished of care…. deprived of social company. I now see life thru their soft brown eyez. A sight, simply beautiful- like no other! Lurve ya Kini n da rest.. hope yall will rememba us! Cuz u did, most definately had ma heart. Im glad we had thiz purpose-driven visit…. Imagine ….. walkin down d road a decade later…. all married n succesful… suddenly, an indian kid, now a teenager.. stopz u n asks if u rememba em… that shows how much we’ve made their livez overwhelming in juz 3hours.
Moving. Rendering. Momentz frm d lord our God. llllll–jess out!—->
heyyyazz….. meet me! da gurl frm 4arif whu juz luvz 2crap in class…. yeah! i dun like quiet boring lessonz datz why…. fohgive mee laaa… i suka ketawa… n makin ms. ong exasperated…. so yeah.. b4 i begin, lemme juz pinpoint dat wut i say here is true n honest n dat yall shudnt feel offended (not dat itz gonna b bad but… sum ppl r sensitive rite) so tiz is more of ma personal opinionz…
letz start with.. front table left side!
shobaa– aww.. u cutesie lil gurl! prefect u may be, but cha still borro liquid paper from me! yeah! datz da spirit! =) way 2go!
padmaa- ur alwiz d numba 1 whuz alwiz sez im da joker of d class.. wakakazz.. sportin prefect as opposed 2wut d otherz sed yoong– da loud one!! wakaaakakzz…. pwur thing… so bzy….. =( florence– wahahhahaa….. cutesie hairstyle! *winx* kittyeng– one of ma buddiez…. kekeke.. alwiz clueless in addmath…. *gigglez*
wan leng– da fountain of da class! oooh…. involved with lotza dudez…. hmm.. nottynotty…. =) caryn– shez quiet.. shez nice… but online evry midnite!! (wonder if therez any ulterior motive?) =D shereen– im gettin kinda pissed off wit ya kuai-ness.. (in a gud way laa) *sigh* shez too in2 her humwork n getz ticked wen me n carmen dun do work…. hmm =( chill a lil la gurl… carmen- ahahahahhaha…. ma partner in crime 4almost evrytin…. wakaaakzz… me– oooie? me? kekeke… go check ma profile…. =P ee wei– ma asst class monitor…. shez kinda caught up too…. alwiz get a chance 2see da “green book”… hmm.. no demerit, no fun! =0 shiminh– ooohh…. u smart azz…. wait till i get ma handz on yew!! *snarlz* ~*j/k*~ but ur a pal too laa…. chittychatty team too hahahazz… suhchyn– japanese style! shez alwiz very particular about stuff…. qian yi– aahahhahaha…. sporty loh…. kekeke… kinda shy bout u-noe-wut’s progress wen questioned.. itz okie gurl! =) esther– pretty n cute! n nice too…. priscilla– oooh….. u?>? da little sweet fella.. mural gurl… shez oh-sucha-nice-n-sweet gurl.. i m seriouz!we luv ya prizz! rachel– i used 2think u were dorky… but i wuz wrong.. i din know u well back then.. ur hysterically loud too! n ur voice soothez ma soul….. gud job! *winx*
emily– ma former fellow obsessor ova our fringe…. rememba doze timez?>? wakakkazz…. shez thin n tall bydaway….. rosabelle– ya noe sumthin? ive alwiz had thiz thing bout u dat ur bery well-behaved n studiouz typpa! but hey, u can be cheeky sumtimez! n ya pwur pwur gurl.. alwiz getz accused fer ya dyed” hair! rosalind– oooh…. ma physiz tuition mate~ shez mr. oungz darling…… pet laa… much more pleasin 2da earz aye? =) one of da smartiez too!
ting en– wakaakakkz.z…. one of ma buddiez… fun n rasional…. wakakaakkazz…. her dreamz r sumtimez kinda farfetched! =) leena– ohhh… shez da VERY BUSY one… alwiz not seen in class but headed straight 2da computa room! denise– da very caught up monitor o’ mine… kant blieve u gotta meet da ms. koay evry day… sweet chique tho…. sutha– oh. wut can i say…. ask poornima.. we share da same comment… =/ dashni– shrill voice!! yyyyyeeeeouchhhhh!!!! petite lil gurl….. =) poornima– ahahahaahaha… we share lotza crap 2getha.. passin notez in class…. wakakakakkakazz… priya– hmmm…. ur very kiasu la….. VERY… n i mean very.. loosen up a bit yeah? by da way, cool expression foh choral speakin! =) joycelyn– ohh…….. ur da pastor…. deny? okokok…. MY pastor… my confession box.. my advisor in wutz rite n wutz wrong… shez da perfect role model of an obedient n admirable chique~ jin en– shez funny la…. so jerky wen she speakz… so cute! wakakkakakzkz…… generously sharin her newsppr wit me~ =)
catherine– oooh… our class enthusiaser… her dreamz r kinda big too…. but well.. she readz a lot so whaddya expect?
huipeng- lurvez 2smile…. =) lienjei– da unexpected one….. honestly.. =o shazlina– horhor… alwiz absent wannnn…. roshilawati– her partner in crime.. kekekeke jayiza– damn hardworkin… anis– dozein gurl…. her sleepy lookin face will cause u 2end up in stitchez! alwiz sleepin in class…. zzzzzz
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ookie well… same goez fer tiz part of da page…. if yall try 2sabotage me by lettin out… well.. itz ur loss… God noez whu u are…. =)
Ms. ong [addmath n math]– Ma favvie!!! Shez one of da teacherz dat can put up wiv me~ i lurve 2exasperate her.. shez cool!!
Pn. Ivy [bm]– One of da mozz sportin teacherz around! Shez like, sso friendly n lenient.. plus! she even noez about ma dearie n me! (yeah b, she doez!) n well.. frequently asks me about it… kekeke.. im cool wiv it tho.. shez nice! huggggzz
Pn. Jothi [eng]– Kuhen’s mama! Shez a real strict n jovial teacher… soundz contrastin rite? but 2badd… datz rlly how she is! =) i lurve her english power… setz ma flame flickerin!! u go, teach!
Ms. Koay [chem]– tho i like d subject, i like d way she teachez……. but….. hmmm…. sum thingz juz doesnt seem rite bout her………. i wudnt dare 2state anythin….. cglianz wud noe.. kekeke… okie herez a gist: very conceited n selfish… =0
Mr. Koay [phy]– NOT HER HUSBAND!!! kekeeke.. i lurve phyzix but.. he aint a gud teacher…… =( but hez very nice n funny too!! kekeekeke….. hez waaay too tall n grinz too much.. =D
Pn. Choo [bio]– hmmmm… kekekeke…. speaks too softly… very i-dun-giv-damn-if-u-understand-or-not kinda teacher… she juz ramblez on n on…. she once stepped on ma tail n i gave her “da look” (thx baby! u taught me dat)
Mr. oung [est]– wakakakakakz.z… nice arse! hes sucha farney man…. but too bad hez alwiz frownin n givin sulks to evryone… *sigh* yet anotha contradictin remark… wakakakkaaz.z… i lurve 2bully him! u rawk sir!
Pn. Salmah [hist]– we wish u a merry xmas.. jingle bells jingles bells… rudolph d red nosed reindeer…. im dreamin of a white xmas…. santa claus is cumin 2town… *gigglez* does it ring a bell? keekekek.. i dunno bout u but she reminds me of a CHRISTMAS TREE!! wakakaakzz… probly but her “poligonic shape” or sumthin… but heres to her! kinda soft hearted inside dat mass of leavez… =)
Pn. Latha [moral]– Shez preggie!!!! ooopz.. too much of ma language…. sowwie… shez pregnant n hamil n mengandung n tai thoe…. kekeke….. gr8 lady! wish ya a happy delivery… hope da stork doesnt get caught in da window!
Pn. I DUN WANNA NOE [pjk] – ONE WORD. U SUKK WOMAN! PERIOD.
so yeah…. datz probly it… i cudnt possibly miss out on anyone wud i? hmm… letz hope not….
wakakakkakakkzzzz….. itz cuz of yall dat makez 4arif vibrant!! we’r family!! lurve yall!!
i juz lurve ma frenz…… da sweetest bday eva! i owe it 2them… namely suting, kijade, angie, sim, 7th south form 5’s (too many to list!) n last but not least, ma sweetheart Benjie! u planned it, u kept it a secret, u worked foh it.. n invited ma buddiez.. u made ma sweet 16 unfohgetable! da 1st of july 2005
itz da bbq partay.. da frenz.. da fun.. da jokez we cracked.. da swing (suting! wakaakkaa) da songz we sang till we woke up da neighbourz… da sprinkle of sparkling juice on me (sim! wakaakakaz) da surprize.. da burnt sausagez.. da obscenely “cucuk-ed” sausage n prawn balls.. (whaddya tink? whuz d culprit! itz me!) n da way franciss cutely gestured me n ma babyboii 2halt but he zoomed past!, da way yall scared me wit da cake.. (i tot u were gonna smash it on me) da natural settin…. im lovin it! thx foh makin ma sweet sixteen a bash!! n thx foh da prezziez! oooh… not fohgettin da ppl dat made ma day too by juz a simple wish! yall noe whu yall are! esp da 12am wishez…. hugggzz…. so yeah.. im shhho proud imma hittin da 16numba.. yall probly can see… =) till then….. huggz n kisses… *winx*
ohh finally! im back in ma frenzta home! afta such looong time of hoLz.. *grinz* da midterm exxxamz were ova n dat marx da start of our hoLz! *yay* oh ssso.. wut did i do durin da hoLz hmm….? so much 2do, so lil time! *sigh* but one thingz fer sure… i njoyd maself 2da fullest till i aint wantin 2go back 2sch! =)
hmm… ma beginin of da hoLz were spent watchin moviez n cartoonz… spendin quality time… thn im off 2ipoh! (fer wut??) ohh… grampz 50th annvy!
cool huh? they actually achieved sumthin liddat.. i wanna follo in their futstepz! cmon.. 1 2 step!
so afta da big day wuz ova.. da bond btween da family wuz oviuzly stronger.. i evn met relativez i neva knew existed! *lol*
we came home… n soon afta dat i had 2go 4dance practise.. it wuz foh da CLHS campfyre… with ma buddiez.. stayed up late.. n later n later.. oh wait… we didnt sleep… how pitiful… =( *sobz* then nx mornin dawned upon us.. unfortunately we greeted it with heavy eyelidz n groggy attitudez… *sigh* lasted thru da whole day in da sun.. finally itz ova… i had 2leave early tho.. =P
*aiiiiiiiiiiiiiie* nx mornin at 5.30am.. nnoooooooooooo… *groanz* i had 2wakie wakie… cuz im followin ma sch trip 2 KL N GENTING! cool huh>> yesh! liberation frm ma parentz… =) da whole trip wasnt very educational afta all.,.,., spent most of da time shoppin *shhhh* hahahaa.. i shopped till i dropped! da largest array of brandz kept me jumpin lika beserk kangaroo! kekekeekekeke… da sad thing was.. oh well… i didnt hv enuf cash 2buy dinna on da last day cuz all of it was spent!
haahhahaaaha… i came home fully exhausted but still in da mood 2watch msian idol and met the super cute host Jien.. such ridiculous antics.. how can u miss it? yello shortz dude aint dat nutz afta all…. =) hmm… tha nx day, i went 2tezco n bought 2pink pigz! a small one which i named “poo” (yeah darling datz her name so bear with it) n a bigger one named “piggy”. theyr both sosososo soft n cuddly dat no one cud resist it! (oh well… mebbe u can but i cudnt) then, b n i watche mr. n mrs. smith… n hola! datz sucha perfect movie! one of ma favz! =)
but soon enuf, we got rlly intrigued by a rlly cool model of adidiaz shoez n decided 2buy it! *woohoo* minez pink n his is blaak! =)
haahaha.. ma freedom ended quite well too… had bbq partay in buddy nadz house for her bday in d evenin….
so.. datz all well sed… ma holidayz…. owh shoot….. sch started… n gez wut? those teacherz had fnishd markin our midterm pprz! guez i gotta keep ma fingerz crossed! =)
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