Category: Friends
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Such a disgrace!
OMFG. The wilderness of the human species has finally been unleashed and I was so unfortunate to bear witness of it. Poor me. It started as a fine evening when everyone was having a respectable family reunion dinner in a nearby Chinese restaurant when certain male members of the family on my right had…
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Oriental day
Today went better than expected. Dancing bears and painted wings… ah, lovely. I had the time of my life chuckling away at the lights of Dennis the Menace on HBO this morning. As an ardent fan of the comic series, I could recognize every character and that made my life so much easier for…
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Something up
Ladies and jellyspoons, It is with great pleasure to inform you that there was a smile on my face the whole day! At least I’m happy for myself and my next-of-kin as they were spared from my raging hormones. I watched my all-time favourite cartoon show- The Lady & the Tramp. It was truly…
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1st day of Chinese New Year
I have always wondered what the silver balls were for. It made sounds of chiming bells whenever shaken and I reckon they are for exercising our phalanx and metatarsus; our fingers and palm, in layman’s term. However nerdish you may think I was, or am, for that matter, I don’t give a rat’s arse about…
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Doggone Chinese New Year
Fuck it all with the fireworks cackling away and the very annoying golden Chinese emperor which pops out of a coinbox while simultaneously singing the very popular ‘Gong Xi Fa Chai’ song. Fuck it upside down with the deafening bangings of brass gongs and people smiling at me trying to get close to this obviously…