ssshhhupppppp peepz…… wakakakakazz… da blogga iz back! oh so…. wut can yall say bout ma title? wutz so frantic bout 2day? okie… hmm.. lotza
probly cuz i sorta woke up late 2day.. n yeah.. i went up d schbus wit ma breakfazz still in ma mouth! n hair let down.. uniform unbuckled… badges unpinned..shoes wuz juz a slip-on… *ugggh* juz lyka typical hobbo…. i wuz rushin lyk sum mad phreak on fire! omigawshhhhhhhh
wutz da worst dat cud happen aye? *shruggz* so i got 2sch.. made it till recezz… *phew* n wen i got there.. sum kid dashed out of no where! i screamed lyka psychomaniac… gawsh! these ppl shud rlly noe how 2WALK! later… i needed 2go 2d toilet…. kant hold it no more!!!!!! *gosh i sound desperate* SO WATTTT?? yesh i am! in dire need of d toilet!!! so yeah… juz like any sane human wud, i ran at top-speed 2wut they call, ‘da smelly room‘
den horror struck me… wut greeted me wuz a long line of people in da toilet!!!!!!! Like, HELLO??? Gimme a break! I wuz like a monkey with an itch…. hell yeah it wuz DAT BAD. I groaned like ther wuz no 2morro………………………………………………………………………………………………………… so, logically… i had 2search fer anotha place 2pass ma (wateva) urine, sheeshee, liew, weewee, kencing… be it a hole in da wall or in sumonez mouth.. imma juz wantin it so badly..
so gez where i “did it”?? wakakakakakkazzzz… not in ma pants of cuz… not in sumones waterbottle… or in sumonez shoe……… *doubles up in laughter* Well datz fer u to find out…………
most of 2day were spent writting a list of food dat i dun eat…. yeah list? u read it rite! Ma pal kittyeng wuz like….. gosh… look at d amount of food she doesnt eat! @#!*&!?? hmm… will tell ya da latest updated food im grossed out wiv da nx time yeahh…
*shrieks* ahmagudnezzz….. ya noe sumthin weird 2day? I saw lotsa unsightly thingz….. urrrgghhhh…. so well.. mite as well share them erre!
||==awful thing numba one==|| *shivverz* i saw a gurl…. n indian gurl… with potatoes on her ears… oh wow… i sound like imma actually creatin tiz aint i? But NO! okie fine.. i dunno wutcha call it.. dose “stuff” dat grows esp in earz…. itz juz gross yeahzz… no namez gonna b mentioned but EWWWWWWW!! n shez like, well… scratchin them 24/7.. ya probly aint wanna b mean but……. itz juz makes u go ohgosh…
||==awful thing numba two==|| *freaks out real bad* okie… now thiz may seem mean but…. i think sum1’s (no namez mentioned) sense of style migrated 2Alaska or sumthin…. =0 early in d mornin, durin assembly.. i spotted tiz gurl who juz had her hair cut. Fine. wutz bad bout it? da way shez so proud of her mushroom headed hairstyle with graf-parabola fringe! if ya aint noein wutz graf parabola.. itz sumthin like a “U” shape… man.. ish she nutz?
||==awful thing numba three==|| *scowls* okie now…… therez tiz gurl who wuz starin at me frm top 2toe… juz lyka metal scan! Wutz she lookin for? Her lost pencil dat nonsensically mite be on me? or her lost cat dat seemed 2 have made itz way 2da top of ma head? hmm… but then again, mebbe shez lookin at ma jumper… okie.. wateva….. heyazz thx fer tellin me dat she wuz starin…. (u noe who u are) shez gone completely insane….. gudnezz
||==awful thing numba four==|| *shudderz* now tiz mite seem silly, but da canteen sellor scratched his hair n smelt it later handled notes n dug for coins then later ransacked da container for da food of my choice.. i was dumbfounded. u noe wut i did with da food? it went straight in2 da garbage can. *lol* itz juz gross k.
||==awful thing numba five==|| *laughs hilariously* now tiz a real shocker.. but… therez a gurl (primary gurl okie? dun get 2excited) she wuz sittin with her legs wide open n well.. she wasnt wearin any panties…. so…………………………………………. hmmm.. whaddya want me 2say nemore? *banshee laugh* i was chokin up in laughter i had 2spit ma nugget out!
So yeah.. afta readin ma sightz, ud proby think “WUT DA FUDGE IS HAPPENIN 2DA WORLD LATELY??” da stuff i sw suckz real bad rite… hmm.. id probbly end up with a sty or an eyesore……… *shakez head*
kekekeke…. ohh cut da crap…. okie gezz wut???? 4arif wuz greeted with vandalism!!! *uggggh** allegedly done by da electrician dudez… hmm sez sumthin like ” budak sek. macam monkey-je” or sum nonsense liddat… nyeahh….. ms. ong wuz like baffled n hurriedly called da white teacher (god noez wut her name is) n she wuz like ssssso taken aback.. while 4arif remained composed…. i mean, hello>? itz like… juz dawdles on da table…. only more threatenin… yeahh.. there were sum otha word i do not wish 2publicize…. wakakakaz.. *letcha immagination run wild!* n many otha “biggie” teacherz came 2check it out only 2b greeted with sum scribblez in BM…. *whowwww* big deal…. n they left with unorthodox expressionz…. *silly ppl* ohhh so… lessonz went on as usul.. but tiz time, i paid attention!! itz wuz sshhho freakin interestin.. bout da ikatan kovalen n stuff… then we had da food test in bio n yeahhh recezzz!!!! later… mr. Koay introduced a new trainee teacher.. her name wuz miss Ooi… shez pretty but had a nasty voice.. yeah.. n i mean..REEEEL nasty…. btw, (yeah i noe tiz is unecessary) but mr. koay wuz blushin n stammerin da whole time he wuz introducin her! *awww* but she aint dat scary! so i wonder wut it is….. *giggles* soon afta sch… i hung out at d canteen foh a lil while… oopz.. itz almoz time foh ma babyboii 2cum n take me home! *mmuackz* i headed 2d bustop n whom did i see>? it wuz ma 2lil bros n their buddy weisern! yeahh.. sucha coincidence dudez! kekekeke…. notty calvin “spiked” ma hair…. n jeff wuz laffin at mee~ *snarlz* ma dearie din see me n zommed past…. but i saw em’ n rushed 2leave….. wakakakakzz…. grrr….. ive got tuition 2nite.. physix… ohmagudnezz… i hate tuition.. id pick sch ova tuition anytime! oh sso well….. cyaz.. will b back daily….. huggggzzzz
heyyyazz….. meet me! da gurl frm 4arif whu juz luvz 2crap in class…. yeah! i dun like quiet boring lessonz datz why…. fohgive mee laaa… i suka ketawa… n makin ms. ong exasperated…. so yeah.. b4 i begin, lemme juz pinpoint dat wut i say here is true n honest n dat yall shudnt feel offended (not dat itz gonna b bad but… sum ppl r sensitive rite) so tiz is more of ma personal opinionz…
letz start with.. front table left side!
shobaa– aww.. u cutesie lil gurl! prefect u may be, but cha still borro liquid paper from me! yeah! datz da spirit! =) way 2go!
padmaa- ur alwiz d numba 1 whuz alwiz sez im da joker of d class.. wakakazz.. sportin prefect as opposed 2wut d otherz sed yoong– da loud one!! wakaaakakzz…. pwur thing… so bzy….. =( florence– wahahhahaa….. cutesie hairstyle! *winx* kittyeng– one of ma buddiez…. kekeke.. alwiz clueless in addmath…. *gigglez*
wan leng– da fountain of da class! oooh…. involved with lotza dudez…. hmm.. nottynotty…. =) caryn– shez quiet.. shez nice… but online evry midnite!! (wonder if therez any ulterior motive?) =D shereen– im gettin kinda pissed off wit ya kuai-ness.. (in a gud way laa) *sigh* shez too in2 her humwork n getz ticked wen me n carmen dun do work…. hmm =( chill a lil la gurl… carmen- ahahahahhaha…. ma partner in crime 4almost evrytin…. wakaaakzz… me– oooie? me? kekeke… go check ma profile…. =P ee wei– ma asst class monitor…. shez kinda caught up too…. alwiz get a chance 2see da “green book”… hmm.. no demerit, no fun! =0 shiminh– ooohh…. u smart azz…. wait till i get ma handz on yew!! *snarlz* ~*j/k*~ but ur a pal too laa…. chittychatty team too hahahazz… suhchyn– japanese style! shez alwiz very particular about stuff…. qian yi– aahahhahaha…. sporty loh…. kekeke… kinda shy bout u-noe-wut’s progress wen questioned.. itz okie gurl! =) esther– pretty n cute! n nice too…. priscilla– oooh….. u?>? da little sweet fella.. mural gurl… shez oh-sucha-nice-n-sweet gurl.. i m seriouz!we luv ya prizz! rachel– i used 2think u were dorky… but i wuz wrong.. i din know u well back then.. ur hysterically loud too! n ur voice soothez ma soul….. gud job! *winx*
emily– ma former fellow obsessor ova our fringe…. rememba doze timez?>? wakakkazz…. shez thin n tall bydaway….. rosabelle– ya noe sumthin? ive alwiz had thiz thing bout u dat ur bery well-behaved n studiouz typpa! but hey, u can be cheeky sumtimez! n ya pwur pwur gurl.. alwiz getz accused fer ya dyed” hair! rosalind– oooh…. ma physiz tuition mate~ shez mr. oungz darling…… pet laa… much more pleasin 2da earz aye? =) one of da smartiez too!
ting en– wakaakakkz.z…. one of ma buddiez… fun n rasional…. wakakaakkazz…. her dreamz r sumtimez kinda farfetched! =) leena– ohhh… shez da VERY BUSY one… alwiz not seen in class but headed straight 2da computa room! denise– da very caught up monitor o’ mine… kant blieve u gotta meet da ms. koay evry day… sweet chique tho…. sutha– oh. wut can i say…. ask poornima.. we share da same comment… =/ dashni– shrill voice!! yyyyyeeeeouchhhhh!!!! petite lil gurl….. =) poornima– ahahahaahaha… we share lotza crap 2getha.. passin notez in class…. wakakakakkakazz… priya– hmmm…. ur very kiasu la….. VERY… n i mean very.. loosen up a bit yeah? by da way, cool expression foh choral speakin! =) joycelyn– ohh…….. ur da pastor…. deny? okokok…. MY pastor… my confession box.. my advisor in wutz rite n wutz wrong… shez da perfect role model of an obedient n admirable chique~ jin en– shez funny la…. so jerky wen she speakz… so cute! wakakkakakzkz…… generously sharin her newsppr wit me~ =)
catherine– oooh… our class enthusiaser… her dreamz r kinda big too…. but well.. she readz a lot so whaddya expect?
huipeng- lurvez 2smile…. =) lienjei– da unexpected one….. honestly.. =o shazlina– horhor… alwiz absent wannnn…. roshilawati– her partner in crime.. kekekeke jayiza– damn hardworkin… anis– dozein gurl…. her sleepy lookin face will cause u 2end up in stitchez! alwiz sleepin in class…. zzzzzz
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ookie well… same goez fer tiz part of da page…. if yall try 2sabotage me by lettin out… well.. itz ur loss… God noez whu u are…. =)
Ms. ong [addmath n math]– Ma favvie!!! Shez one of da teacherz dat can put up wiv me~ i lurve 2exasperate her.. shez cool!!
Pn. Ivy [bm]– One of da mozz sportin teacherz around! Shez like, sso friendly n lenient.. plus! she even noez about ma dearie n me! (yeah b, she doez!) n well.. frequently asks me about it… kekeke.. im cool wiv it tho.. shez nice! huggggzz
Pn. Jothi [eng]– Kuhen’s mama! Shez a real strict n jovial teacher… soundz contrastin rite? but 2badd… datz rlly how she is! =) i lurve her english power… setz ma flame flickerin!! u go, teach!
Ms. Koay [chem]– tho i like d subject, i like d way she teachez……. but….. hmmm…. sum thingz juz doesnt seem rite bout her………. i wudnt dare 2state anythin….. cglianz wud noe.. kekeke… okie herez a gist: very conceited n selfish… =0
Mr. Koay [phy]– NOT HER HUSBAND!!! kekeeke.. i lurve phyzix but.. he aint a gud teacher…… =( but hez very nice n funny too!! kekeekeke….. hez waaay too tall n grinz too much.. =D
Pn. Choo [bio]– hmmmm… kekekeke…. speaks too softly… very i-dun-giv-damn-if-u-understand-or-not kinda teacher… she juz ramblez on n on…. she once stepped on ma tail n i gave her “da look” (thx baby! u taught me dat)
Mr. oung [est]– wakakakakakz.z… nice arse! hes sucha farney man…. but too bad hez alwiz frownin n givin sulks to evryone… *sigh* yet anotha contradictin remark… wakakakkaaz.z… i lurve 2bully him! u rawk sir!
Pn. Salmah [hist]– we wish u a merry xmas.. jingle bells jingles bells… rudolph d red nosed reindeer…. im dreamin of a white xmas…. santa claus is cumin 2town… *gigglez* does it ring a bell? keekekek.. i dunno bout u but she reminds me of a CHRISTMAS TREE!! wakakaakzz… probly but her “poligonic shape” or sumthin… but heres to her! kinda soft hearted inside dat mass of leavez… =)
Pn. Latha [moral]– Shez preggie!!!! ooopz.. too much of ma language…. sowwie… shez pregnant n hamil n mengandung n tai thoe…. kekeke….. gr8 lady! wish ya a happy delivery… hope da stork doesnt get caught in da window!
Pn. I DUN WANNA NOE [pjk] – ONE WORD. U SUKK WOMAN! PERIOD.
so yeah…. datz probly it… i cudnt possibly miss out on anyone wud i? hmm… letz hope not….
wakakakkakakkzzzz….. itz cuz of yall dat makez 4arif vibrant!! we’r family!! lurve yall!!
i juz lurve ma frenz…… da sweetest bday eva! i owe it 2them… namely suting, kijade, angie, sim, 7th south form 5’s (too many to list!) n last but not least, ma sweetheart Benjie! u planned it, u kept it a secret, u worked foh it.. n invited ma buddiez.. u made ma sweet 16 unfohgetable! da 1st of july 2005
itz da bbq partay.. da frenz.. da fun.. da jokez we cracked.. da swing (suting! wakaakkaa) da songz we sang till we woke up da neighbourz… da sprinkle of sparkling juice on me (sim! wakaakakaz) da surprize.. da burnt sausagez.. da obscenely “cucuk-ed” sausage n prawn balls.. (whaddya tink? whuz d culprit! itz me!) n da way franciss cutely gestured me n ma babyboii 2halt but he zoomed past!, da way yall scared me wit da cake.. (i tot u were gonna smash it on me) da natural settin…. im lovin it! thx foh makin ma sweet sixteen a bash!! n thx foh da prezziez! oooh… not fohgettin da ppl dat made ma day too by juz a simple wish! yall noe whu yall are! esp da 12am wishez…. hugggzz…. so yeah.. im shhho proud imma hittin da 16numba.. yall probly can see… =) till then….. huggz n kisses… *winx*
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