most of 2day were spent  writting a list of food dat i dun eat…. yeah list? u read it rite! Ma pal kittyeng wuz like….. gosh… look at d amount of food she doesnt eat! @#!*&!?? hmm… will tell ya da latest updated food im grossed out wiv da nx time yeahh…

*shrieks* ahmagudnezzz….. ya noe sumthin weird 2day? I saw lotsa unsightly thingz….. urrrgghhhh…. so well.. mite as well share them erre!

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*shivverz* i saw a gurl…. n indian gurl… with potatoes on her ears… oh wow… i sound like imma actually creatin tiz aint i? But NO! okie fine.. i dunno wutcha call it.. dose “stuff” dat grows esp in earz…. itz juz gross yeahzz… no namez gonna b mentioned but EWWWWWWW!! n shez like, well… scratchin them 24/7.. ya probly aint wanna b mean but……. itz juz makes u go ohgosh…

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*freaks out real bad*  okie… now thiz may seem mean but…. i think sum1’s (no namez mentioned) sense of style migrated 2Alaska or sumthin…. =0 early in d mornin, durin assembly.. i spotted tiz gurl who juz had her hair cut. Fine. wutz bad bout it? da way shez so proud of her mushroom headed hairstyle with graf-parabola fringe! if ya aint noein wutz graf parabola.. itz sumthin like a “U” shape… man.. ish she nutz?

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*scowls* okie now…… therez tiz gurl who wuz starin at me frm top 2toe… juz lyka metal scan! Wutz she lookin for? Her lost pencil dat nonsensically mite be on me? or her lost cat dat seemed 2 have made itz way 2da top of ma head? hmm… but then again,  mebbe shez lookin at ma jumper… okie.. wateva….. heyazz thx fer tellin me dat she wuz starin…. (u noe who u are) shez gone completely insane….. gudnezz

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*shudderz* now tiz mite seem silly, but da canteen sellor scratched his hair n smelt it later handled notes n dug for coins then later ransacked da container for da food of my choice.. i was dumbfounded. u noe wut i did with da food? it went straight in2 da garbage can. *lol* itz juz gross k.

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*laughs hilariously* now tiz a real shocker.. but… therez a gurl (primary gurl okie? dun get 2excited) she wuz sittin with her legs wide open n well.. she wasnt wearin any panties…. so…………………………………………. hmmm.. whaddya want me 2say nemore? *banshee laugh* i was chokin up in laughter i had 2spit ma nugget out!

So yeah.. afta readin ma sightz, ud proby think “WUT DA FUDGE IS HAPPENIN 2DA WORLD LATELY??” da stuff i sw suckz real bad rite… hmm.. id probbly end up with a sty or an eyesore……… *shakez head*