Kissing Competition?


Okay so, there’s this Kissing Competition I’ve heard that’s ongoing; whereby the winner will walk away with lotsa cash. The amount wasn’t stated but ohwell, you could always use some extra cash, no?

Well, sounds simple.
But let’s see how it goes :

This is the subject for the ladies

kissman

And the men?

Be my guest

KISSLADY

Now, a friend of mine showed me this whole competition thingy – which I doubt even does exist. But hey, I find it a tad too demeaning for less fortunate people who aren’t exactly blessed with perfect features.

Look, it’s even circulated by e-mail.
What if one day you receive an e-mail widely distributed to the inbox-es of many, with intention to poke fun and make a monkey’s uncle outta that person – ONLY TO DISCOVER IT IS YOU?

Not very nice, ain’t it?

If I could be the Malaysian Prime Minister for a day, I’d hold meetings with my senators to make necessary adjustments to the constitution.

interview

So look, the first thing I’d put in the constitution is as stated above.

What more?

  • All Starbucks are to be opened 24-hours for insomniacs like my friends and I
  • NO ONE is to circulate mean e-mails of less fortunate people
  • No more exams (as suggested above by Caney)
  • Make men cover up their titties just like how ladies are supposed to
  • Import Shia LaBeouf over to Malaysia for a 1 week holiday
  • Abolish rice and instead make FLAT BISCUITS the staple food of Malaysia
  • Any suggestions dear readers? I’ll add it in right away!

WHAT FLAT BISCUITS am I talking about?
Yeah, it’s something I just discovered. Mom made me eat it after seeing me sitting, sleeping, studying for exams and not moving from the same goddamn couch for 3days in a row.

This is the one:

bizcit
Can you believe Famous Amos produced these babies?

Yeah. I couldn’t. I only thought Famous Amos made those usual fat round cookies. Now these flat biscuits are so darn different. It melts in your mouth with the nutty taste of almond!

Now can anyone say :
I CAN HAZ
CHEEZBURGER
PHLAT BIZKITS?

MY VERSION of the Kising Competition !

KISS

Alright honestly, I don’t even know the point nor intention of this whole post. It’s extremely random and nonsensical. Ain’t no fault of mine. It’s the exam stress that’s causing me to go bonkers.

study
Yes I know.
I’m in my friggin’ pyjamas because I slept at 6am and just woke up at 1pm in the afternoon, no make-up whatsoever, in (yes your 1st time seeing me in them) glasses ,
with unruly hair admidst my exam notes.

BUT DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A RATS ASS?

No.

the finals of all final exam begins tomorrow
and I’m screwed
and then it’s byebye to college!
WOOOOOOOOOTS!!

Comments

16 responses to “Kissing Competition?”

  1. c@nEy Avatar
    c@nEy

    not yet buhbye exam…its say HI to uni!!!
    hahahaha…2 more years to go babe =P

  2. Josh Avatar
    Josh

    After tomorrow, its only 1 more paper to go and off you go to holiday again. ^_^

  3. Yi Ling Avatar
    Yi Ling

    i support the STARBUCKS 24/7 movement! xD i will vote for you 😀 dont mind side tracking in such things xD bwahhahahha.

    ALL THE BEST DARLING! 😀
    *hugs

  4. Voxy Avatar
    Voxy

    zomg! the email is so mean!

    eh eh~belajar aso i think i saw the camera and laptop there!! lol~or is it just my eyes??lol

    *huggies*
    *cuticuticuticuticuti*
    *gaigaigaigaigaigaigai*
    *huggies dry pampers*

  5. Chris Thoo Avatar
    Chris Thoo

    ok..this is scary..you look like your mummy when you’re wearing your specs….
    😀

  6. shadyz Avatar
    shadyz

    flat biscuits. LOL
    famos amos cut cost izit?

    btw, ur last pic so auntie-ish/laoee-ish.. like this TVB actress nia.. bwahahahhaha http://wiki.d-addicts.com/Image:ChingHorWai.jpg

  7. ~ ♥ J E SS I C A . T Avatar
    ~ ♥ J E SS I C A . T

    caney why u so bad make my spirits go down again babe? AHHAHAHAHA =( =(

    josh wheeeeee iknowright? i can’t wait i can’t wait i can’t wait!! hoooolllleeeedaaayyyyy

    yiling aww thanks babe!! *hugs* wheee yes support me against our current PM. ahahahaha

    voxy muimui, ahhaha its mean i know. thats why i wanna highlight it in my blog. and yes ur right. got lappy n camera. my two bestfrens ma. ahahah *hugggiesshuggiessss*

    chris shaddap gor. at least not as old as u. AHAHHAHA

    shady celaka mia pengsheng!!! ahhaahha fine la, dun forget u wear glasses too ok!!? aahahah XP XP
    and dun undermine the flat bizkit. damn nice can~

  8. pussy.cat Avatar
    pussy.cat

    those ppl are not that bad looking..still kissable..jessie u sapu everything dont u?

  9. Mellissa Avatar
    Mellissa

    jess ur so creative!! i like that pics the one u did of the kissing biscuit wan

  10. Huai Bin Avatar
    Huai Bin

    If I were the PM I would give make it mandatory for a 4 day week of 8 hours each. No overtime allowed. =D

  11. littlecicak Avatar
    littlecicak

    I don’t want to cover my tits. -_-

    Anyway, you can actually stay by where you are at the same place for 3 days?! I would have died. LOL.

    Good Luck then!

  12. zhao Avatar
    zhao

    YAY! jess as Malaysia PM!! XD

  13. ~ ♥ J E SS I C A . T Avatar
    ~ ♥ J E SS I C A . T

    alton LOL then u kiss them lar for me to see. XD i sapu mentega for u

    Mellissa thankewww! heh, yeah, that was very random actually. >_<

    Huai Bin WHOA seriously? Everything cramped into four days, u serious? XD

    isaac, COVER THEM UP LAA dun be indecent. haha.
    And LOL i don’t have a choice but to sit there for 3days. This is the most important finals of my college. =( =(
    thanks!

    zhao yay!!!! then u can be my deputy prime minister okays??
    =D =D

  14. Konea♥ Avatar
    Konea♥

    JIAYOU FOR UR EXAM!

    i support the 24hours starbucks thingy. hahahaha. 😀

  15. zhao Avatar
    zhao

    weeeeeee XD deputy prime minister. haha. *zhao now acts prim and proper*

    All the best for your exams!!

  16. ~ ♥ J E SS I C A . T Avatar
    ~ ♥ J E SS I C A . T

    konea Thanks!!!!! It went alright babe, now im just so happy that college life is overrrr! woots! and hellyeah for the starbucks =D

    zhao YOU. YOU = PRIM AND PROPER? i feel like laughing my lunch out! ahhahhahaa XP XP blek~

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