The exam season is driving me nuts.

Like, seriously… who listens to lecture recordings on their MP3 whilst on the elliptical machine and revising her tutorial notes on the RPM bicycle?

Yes. I'm a nerd at heart. It's like this typical kiasu-study and get only As syndrome

Had always been since high school days… I guess ya could never tell huh? 😉

Anyways, mugging to wits end has taken a death toll on my social life and you'd see me no where but home on a Saturday evening. Like I mentioned in this post, I partied with the textbooks on Halloween instead FML 🙁

And at times like that, theboyfie Josh has been the best remedy whenever I needed that breather. Of awesome company and good source of entertainment whenever I'm super-tensed! Mwahs. Thankius.
 

Now who says ya can't camwhore in a Long Distance Relationship? 😉

And when he was engrossed in doing something (it could be pornography, we wouldn't know right? nyahahaha kidding!) I was busy camwhoring and printing screen all by myself 😀 So he asked me what I was doing making silly faces and smiling to myself.

Whoops! Busted 😀

When he finally realized, we decided to camwhore together anyway.

Pffft. Posers 😛 😛

They say out of sight out of mind, but I say absence makes the heart grow fonder!

Oh and coincidentally, the clock struck 12am and it was the 1st of the month again.

2 more months to our next milestone, the 3rd year beckons! 😀

So yeah, today's our mensiversary again! Yes you read right, it's MENSIVERSARY. Defined as the monthly recurring date of a special event.

Just like an anniversary – only not annual! 🙂

It has been a wonderful 2 year ride with you hun 😀

Cheers for the mark for the beginning of our 3rd year and can't wait to explore Bali! A week at Hard Rock Hotels in January babehhhhh! Woooots!

OKAY BACK TO STUDYTIME BAI. T____T

Heyhey loves! I just got out of the Examination Hall for my 1st Final Exam paper this semester.

Was so devoid of time that I think my handwriting became more and more illegible as the pages turn. Sigh!

Anyway, this just in! I Foun out that there’s some new updates for the iTalk WHOA gizmo that I’ve been talking about previously here, here and here. Guess what? They have RSS feeds now! 😀
 

With RSS feeds, you can get news feeds and updates on any topics of your interest. It’s like super fast and easy. Much like your servant feeding you grapes in a bubbly bathtub 😛

yeah THAT simple. Yummy ain't it?

You don’t even have to check or be on the lookout on what’s coming.

IT. JUST. COMES. *wiggles eyebrows*

Whenever your RSS feed is updated, you’ll receive a headline, a short summary and a link back to the full text if you wanna read more 😀 Just like how all feeds are supposed to be.

How does it benefit you?

• If you have been worried about giving your name and email address to subscribe to any newsletter, the RSS feed in iTalk Whoa!does not require you to do so. No more e-mails and no spams too. Your privacy is assured.
 

• You will get updates automatically on your iTalk Whoa’s account.
 

• For those who have got used to bookmarking pages, this is no longer necessary.
 

• If you are a content owner or publisher, you are able to distribute your contents without being sent to the junk folder.

Anyway, let’s cut to the chase 😀
So this is how your main portal looks like once you’re innit right?
 

Then, create a new group above like this!

Type in a category name for the website you want feeds from. Ya know the drill, Entertainment, Parenting, News, Blogs or whatever.

Once you’re done, it’ll appear on the right side like this!

 
See your new 'News' category? 😀

Now, to put any info into your newly created categories, all ya gotta do is to get the RSS feed that you want to gather.

Go to any website of your choice, and click on the    icon.

Like for example, if you go to The Star online newspaper, click on the RSS icon I just mentioned and copy the URL of the section you wanna subscribe to.

Say…Sports?
 
There ya go, type Sports and paste the URL of the Sports feed you copied just now

Tadaaa! You’ve just added your new feed 😀

So yeah, whenever you feel bored or anything… just check on your feeds and you’ll have them all in just one look.

Makes life so much easier yo!

Told ya so! Hehe 😀

So go try it for yourselves!
Anything ya don’t know or have probs with, just shoot me with a question. I’ll try to help you configure it! In the meantime, knock yourself out with it okay!
 

I've gotta go hit the books now for my 2nd and 3rd paper coming up real soon. Wish me luck! *sniff

Hey hey I'm still here! 😀
 

Yes eventhough my finals are what, 2 days away, I kinda still need to work my fingers and mind here for a bit and also to have you peeps still spellbound reading my verbal diarhoea all the time😀 Nyehehe. I kid!

So yes, already done with Journalism 2. International Studies will be on Tuesday, Media Culture Power next week and finally, Media Text 2 days after that.
 

AND I'D TASTE THE SCHWEEEEET SMELL OF FREEDOM!

for the time being.

Also, Happy Halloween to all of you freaks out there freakier than me 😛

Here is a freaky collection of pumpkin carvings which my mom forwarded to me. Just thought Imma share it with yall!
 

and my favorite one ever!

OBAMA OBAMAAAAA!

I guess the president extends his wishes too.
 

Happy Halloween America! 😀
 

 SO YES, I SPENT MY HALLOWEEN STUDYING MY BRAIN OFF! T__T THANK YOU VERY MUCH THAT'S FREAKY ENOUGH OF A HALLOWEEN FOR ME. SIGH.

Oh and guess what!
 

In conjunction with Halloween, Foursquare has some awesome badges to be unlocked.

Check out the ones I've unlocked recently 🙂
 

Sigh. With all the hype, I guess this year is my 1st year stemming my streak of dressing up and partying down on All Hallows Eve.

Check out what I was up to during Halloween 2007, 2008 and 2009

Before I go, I will leave you with a video of my housekeeper challenging us to a Wasabi Challenge.
 

Apparently, she failed her own challenge LOL
 

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om5vM_0mI7Y
 

Evidently, she's not having a good time 😛
 

But I'm sorry, you're really barking up the wrong tree. When it comes to anything spicy or hot, I rank first from the bottom.
 

It always takes me 5 seconds MAX before I end up having hot flushes, tears, runny nose and get soaking wet from perspiration 🙁 Even the help of ice-cold water and tissue paper is proven futile. T__T
 

ANYWAY

It's always funny how people are always so psyched planning their activities after exams even BEFORE exams begin. So anyways, here's a snippet of my to-do list after the academic hurdle of 2010 is over 😀
 

1. Zouk Out 2010 @ Sentosa, Singapore!

Tiesto, David Guetta and Afrojack, Top few DJs in the world will be partying with all of us in this 12 hour rave beach party.
 

I won't miss it for the world!
 

2. Dye back my hair red for the.. 9th time 😀

3. Meet up with my tattoo artist for another appointment

4. Holliieeee holliieee daaayyyy with the family

Yup yup, that's all I can manage to squeeze in before my attachment at The Star Newspaper begins 🙂 
 

For my non-Malaysian readers, it's our #1 and leading English daily! 

Just received my offer letter via fax yesterday and I just can't wait 😀 I will be joining The Star's R.AGE (youth) team by the end of next month. Say hello to day job again! I do hope it will be as challenging and interesting – if not better! – as my previous attachments 😀 Woots
 

So that's it. A very rare haphazard update – usually only happens when I'm busy to the core 😀
 

Okay back to revisions. Globalization and its Threat to the Nation-States and also The Rise of the Global Economy the topic for today. Bleargh. Dry. I know. And I also *honestly* don't see how it will remotely be of any relevance to my career in the future.
 

Trick or Treeeeat? 😀 Toodles!

Okay so, there’s this Kissing Competition I’ve heard that’s ongoing; whereby the winner will walk away with lotsa cash. The amount wasn’t stated but ohwell, you could always use some extra cash, no?

Well, sounds simple.
But let’s see how it goes :

And the men?

Now, a friend of mine showed me this whole competition thingy – which I doubt even does exist. But hey, I find it a tad too demeaning for less fortunate people who aren’t exactly blessed with perfect features.

Look, it’s even circulated by e-mail.
What if one day you receive an e-mail widely distributed to the inbox-es of many, with intention to poke fun and make a monkey’s uncle outta that person – ONLY TO DISCOVER IT IS YOU?

Not very nice, ain’t it?

If I could be the Malaysian Prime Minister for a day, I’d hold meetings with my senators to make necessary adjustments to the constitution.

So look, the first thing I’d put in the constitution is as stated above.

What more?

• All Starbucks are to be opened 24-hours for insomniacs like my friends and I
• NO ONE is to circulate mean e-mails of less fortunate people
• No more exams (as suggested above by Caney)
• Make men cover up their titties just like how ladies are supposed to
• Import Shia LaBeouf over to Malaysia for a 1 week holiday
• Abolish rice and instead make FLAT BISCUITS the staple food of Malaysia
• Any suggestions dear readers? I’ll add it in right away!

WHAT FLAT BISCUITS am I talking about?
Yeah, it’s something I just discovered. Mom made me eat it after seeing me sitting, sleeping, studying for exams and not moving from the same goddamn couch for 3days in a row.

This is the one:

Can you believe Famous Amos produced these babies?

Yeah. I couldn’t. I only thought Famous Amos made those usual fat round cookies. Now these flat biscuits are so darn different. It melts in your mouth with the nutty taste of almond!

Now can anyone say :
I CAN HAZ
CHEEZBURGER PHLAT BIZKITS?

MY VERSION of the Kising Competition !

Alright honestly, I don’t even know the point nor intention of this whole post. It’s extremely random and nonsensical. Ain’t no fault of mine. It’s the exam stress that’s causing me to go bonkers.

Yes I know.
I’m in my friggin’ pyjamas because I slept at 6am and just woke up at 1pm in the afternoon, no make-up whatsoever, in (yes your 1st time seeing me in them) glasses ,
with unruly hair admidst my exam notes.

BUT DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A RATS ASS?

No.

the finals of all final exam begins tomorrow
and I’m screwed
and then it’s byebye to college!
WOOOOOOOOOTS!!

I think I’m going nuts.

strangely, I never knew how I looked like in study-mode.
thanks mum!

The final exam week has just begun and I’m beginning to show signs of spasmodically untamed behaviour and much discountenance to the people around me. .

[[ — SYMPTOM #1 — ]]

My frequent trips to Starbucks prior to the exam week has made me fast friends with the baristas alike. They give me one look and yell, “One Green Tea Latte – hot!”

But alas, since it was the Christmas season and whatnot.. I decided to follow the bandwagon. AND ORDERED DARK CHERRY MOCHA FRAP INSTEAD.

*glares at CincauHangus & WetWetWaterKelvin*

It sucks.
Green Tea Latte beats the ice outta Dark Cherry Mocha Frap ANYTIME!!

[[ — SYMPTOM #2 — ]]

My circumference is drastically widening. All because my stomach is getting bigger.
And no, I’m not pregnant. God forbid.

It’s because…..

Mom has made me consume 3000 mL of water everyday, as she always does during any exam season of mine. Her proclivity of such has drived me up the wall!! @_@

What do I look like to you mom, an aquarium??

♥♥

but hey, i still love her.

and. that’s not the worst part.

[[ — SYMPTOM #3 — ]]

My face has physiologically been distorted to a point of no return.
cos I have to down 6 bottles of BRAND’s Chicken Essence in a week!!! I don’t know about you guys, but the smell, in my opinion is simply distasteful.

>__<

Imagine squeezing and extracting the essence outta a cow and then blending it all into a bottle? Ugh. Don’t start. Only that in this case, it’s a chicken.

Yes, shaddap chicken.

But heyho! At least I have my lil tiny bottles of liquor chocolates to counter attack the repelling taste of chicken essence. Hence, the final symptom :

[[ — SYMPTOM #4 — ]]

My alcohol intake has raised by 50%

Thank God for the creation of these miniature bottles
Shots of these works better than coffee f.y.i
^__^

I’ve still plenty left in the freezer if you exam-slaves want any!
=P =P

I’d better sign off soon before my arsenal of surveillance cameras come after me for blogging AGAIN and not studying.

*switches off camera buttons on DSX, Joshy, TzeLih, Evelyn, Sharlyn, Parry, Naim, Miloken, Kelvin, Diese, Grog, AhBern and are there anymore surveillance cameras I forgot?*

LOL Toodles!

Best of luck to you too stepson DSX!
xoxo

ok darn. I’m still here.

omg ignore the unruly hair. exam fever.

P/S – and to all the exam slaves of ANY exam,
come cari me in the middle of the night when you’re
burning the midnight oil for liquor chocs okie?

*giggles*
im out!
(for real)

progress : revisions for tomorrow’s papers
Desktop Publishing & Web Development
T____T