Here’s some food for thought to break your mundane weekday routines when you’re at work, college, school!
Okay… let’s spill the beans. I know all of you swear, or at least.. most of you do. Now don’t try to pull an innocent look! Hey don’t feel bad, everyone curses… it just depends on the severity or degree of profanity to what you actually say.
If you were walking halfway down the street and suddenly a bird conveniently decides to fly by and drop poo onto your head, thus staining your favorite white T-shirt
Awhhh darn!
What the fuck?
Argh.. shit man!
Fuckin’ hell!
Bloody bird!
Fuck this shit!
To be entirely honest, unless you’ve been living in Uranus or deem yourself too refined to spew them, those are among the common words used by everyone across the globe in the 21st century.
Everyone on Twitterverse nowadays has Tweets which contain a certain degree of curses in it. Believe me not? Well, see for yourself on what the whole world has to say
It’s something called Cursebird. A website that’s actually investigative enough to pry on your every vulgarity and swear words. And it’s a live feed! Pretty interesting to see what people are cursing their heads off about.
And that’s not all. I’ve also found out something else which caught my eye. There are actually SwearBots on Twitter. No, not Autobots… but SWEARBOTS. Funnily enough, there’s TWO OF THEM. Yuppers.
Meet :
Anyway just like everyone else, I’m a heavy user of Twitter too. Oh if you haven’t followed me yet, look me up at @benjicajess and do follow me yea? 🙂
Anyway, being curious and all.. I obviously wanted to check out what Cursebird has to say about me. And.. it has spoken!
(which technically means I don’t swear much at all?)

Go type your Twitter username & check out what you swear like
www.cursebird.com
TELL ME WHAT YOU GOT!! I WANNA KNOW!
Hey, it’s better than Googling yourself!
fuh!!! jackieloi swears like a Bad Mario Cart Racer
Ranked: 1,084,666th worldwide Swears: 2 Score: 49 of 100
weee…i fail in swearing! hahahha
WOW.. THIS IS WICKED!
well looks like it's down for now..
will go there again when it's back up.. i'll show you how innocent i am.. xD
wtf dei hahaaaa
I only swear, if I am very pissed. But yea, I'm following you now on Twitter and I will see for myself then, what kind of swearer you are 🙂
These bots are annoying! Sometimes they retweet stuff u say. That's why my account is locked. Also because of the spammers.
Sadly I do not tweet tweet.. But only pweet pweet at pweetty girls..
One got hit by a bird sh*t, he/she should go buy toto or 4D that day. Well that what I was told. How true I don't know. LOL
Wait a min bird poo got something to do with twitter and tweet? LOL
WTF! stuff like that also exist -___-''
walio you look garang and yet so sexy lol!
LOL!! i got same like you jie!
TheAgapeVox swears like a Scottish Comedian
Ranked: 156,659th worldwide Swears: 17 Score: 93 of 100
wootza~!! swear more!!! LOL
Jackie
ok lorrr. ur mroe innocent than i am.. happy? 😛 😛 eyy i think nigel got 'swears like a primary school teacher' wtf ahahaha!
Jeffro
honestly, i do wonder how much u swear in real life 😛
Seraph
oooo what dija get!!? 😀
MKL
ooh so u only swear outta anger. heh. i swear for fun too and when i react to nonsensical things. 😛 and LOL yeahhh many of my friends were once scolded by the swearbot wtf -_- including me
Vince
horrrrrrrrrrr i tell mei!!! jengjengjeng
Leon
heh i guess that person should find themselves lucky to get poo on their heads thus buyin the 4D? lololololol
Debra
very nonsensical right? -_- i was like wtf when I discovered it. dun care! die die must blog abt this! ahahahha
BBO
walaueh u. *spanks* ROARRRRRR
Victoria
wheee! of cos same la! it's us after all! woots. i wonder what's the highest level weh. ahahaha
Wah lao,I'm so not a curser at all. Maybe they should create wah lao,wtf,wth. It's better la!
dream2breakway swears like a Mute
Ranked: Bottom Swears: 0 Score: Lame of 100
Sobs sobs! I should start swearing!
WHOAAAAAAAA. ur the champion among us. swears like a mute!! swear more wtf 😛 😛 and totally agree on putting the 'wtf'
WHHHHOOOAA!!!
bad swear….lol
http://a-la-mak.blogspot.com
ahaahaha bad swear ey? 😛
Sigh, so sad. I swear like a MUTE!