Heyya loves! Been away for the weekend for a short roadtrip on a gastronomic voyage. Will promise to blog all about it soon yeah? Expect Bulgarian cuisines, 75°C food and drinks & *cough* my graduation!

Bloody hell!
That dude just poked his finger into my
nostril when I was camwhoring haha!

You’ll see pretty damn soon. But here’s a little teaser on what’s next.
It’s Chocolate Soup! Ohmygawddd the mother of all sins. Chocolate Fondue in a form of soup with Vanilla ice-cream & Chocolate flakes on top.

Tastes like pure Cadbury too! Hmm.. but fancy-pants ain’t needed if you just need to get a good choco fix. Here’s my two cents on replicating this awesome Chocolate Soup I just had. No money involved. Just an extra dosage of nagging if the kitchen gets messy.

1. Go raid your kitchen for leftover chocolate
2. Fill a pot with boiling water
3. Find some focking way to suspend a metal containter over the pot
3. Let the chocolate bar simmer over the boiling water’s steam
4. Choose your favorite finger and dip in the melted chocolate mixture
5. Put that finger into your mouth (this is optional)
6. Dip your thumb in the melted chocolate mixture
7. Insert into nose. (again, this is optional)
8. Dilute the chocolate mixture with some water & milk. You want soup, not paste.
9. Chill your hocus-pocus in the refrigerator
10. Point a chopstick towards the refrigerator ala Harry Potter style, clap your hands 3 times and turn around in a circle. My mantra of getting things to work!

Hmm.. I’m nothing close to a chef but I made the recipie
based on what I thought might work anyways.

But try it! If it works then lemme know!

Weekends are such love.

Roller-coaster rides of shisha-ing on a pineapple, dinner in Michelangelo, as well as partyin way too hard with a Corona Extra in one hand and a camera in the other. But on the downside, I’ve been beaten flat in the godforsaken Nintendo Wii. Darn it, asscrack! Wait till I beat the living daylight outta you in Initial D.

Just got back home. Will share more of the shiznit with yall pretty damn soon. Anticipate Michelangelo the fine dining Italian restaurant. It’s really pretty.

Here’s some food for thought to break your mundane weekday routines when you’re at work, college, school!

Okay… let’s spill the beans. I know all of you swear, or at least.. most of you do. Now don’t try to pull an innocent look! Hey don’t feel bad, everyone curses… it just depends on the severity or degree of profanity to what you actually say.

This is how I look when I swear WTF

If you were walking halfway down the street and suddenly a bird conveniently decides to fly by and drop poo onto your head, thus staining your favorite white T-shirt

WHAT DO YOU INSTINCTIVELY SAY ?

Awhhh darn!
What the fuck?
Argh.. shit man!
Fuckin’ hell!
Bloody bird!
Fuck this shit!

To be entirely honest, unless you’ve been living in Uranus or deem yourself too refined to spew them, those are among the common words used by everyone across the globe in the 21st century.

Everyone on Twitterverse nowadays has Tweets which contain a certain degree of curses in it. Believe me not? Well, see for yourself on what the whole world has to say

Now that’s something interesting I’d like to share. Betcha didn’t know about it ey?
It’s something called Cursebird. A website that’s actually investigative enough to pry on your every vulgarity and swear words. And it’s a live feed! Pretty interesting to see what people are cursing their heads off about.

And that’s not all. I’ve also found out something else which caught my eye. There are actually SwearBots on Twitter. No, not Autobots… but SWEARBOTS. Funnily enough, there’s TWO OF THEM. Yuppers.

Meet :

@SwearBot

AND

@swear_bot

The main diffie between them is that one swears like a running tap and the other reprimands you for swearing. Interesting. Click on them both to find out how hilarious their tweets are!

Anyway just like everyone else, I’m a heavy user of Twitter too. Oh if you haven’t followed me yet, look me up at @benjicajess and do follow me yea? 🙂

@benjicajess

Anyway, being curious and all.. I obviously wanted to check out what Cursebird has to say about me. And.. it has spoken!

IT STATES THAT I SWEAR LIKE A SCOTTISH COMEDIAN.
(which technically means I don’t swear much at all?)

Seriously, this is fun when you’ve got some time on your hands.

Go type your Twitter username & check out what you swear like
www.cursebird.com
TELL ME WHAT YOU GOT!! I WANNA KNOW!

Hey, it’s better than Googling yourself!

I hate being ill. Like some inutile vegetable lying on the bed harboring hopes of having a speedy recovery. Woke up to a very very bad sore throat and cough after the massive party of JUICE 7th Anniversary bash at Euphoria MOS and just realized they didn’t do a H1N1 check just like all events have now.

I had so much fun last nite

Shuddup.
Maybe I’m just thinking too much.

Took a very drowsy cough medicine and then fell to a deep slumber. The next thing I know upon waking up was that I was having a terrible headache with various parts of my body aching like crap and feeling extremely warm. Almost like I was emitting heat during winter wtf.

Just dragged myself to a nearby clinic and it was confirmed that I was diagnosed with very high fever. Medicine. The last time I ever consumed them was eons ago. Unsightly yellow, pink, white, black and orange pills and syrups are staring back at me now. FML

Boyfie and my close pals were extremely worried… and mom, godmom and the rest of the folks were kinda dramatizing it. Like H1N1 causes death and is very very fatal or something, do I look like I’m in the dark about this raging epidemic?

I DO NOT NEED THIS
FUCKIN LAW OF ATTRACTION SAYS TO REMAIN POSITIVE AND YES, PLEASE TELL ME I’LL BE FINE.

I want to continue being the life of a party
I want to continue waking up with a smile
I want to continue swearing & laughing it off with my buddies.

I was completely fine last nite. Why do I have a high fever now?
FML

I want to continue living my colorful life of black & white.
I want to be well again. I hate sounding like a wussy but Christ, I’m scared! A gurl just died recently of H1N1 and she was just having a normal flu. omg

I do not have H1N1. Please? I do not.
Trying desperately to sleep but I’m so restless
and feeling so weak

Heyya dear readers, I'll make this quick
Fancy partying your weekends away, getting wasted or just having some fabulous fun with all your mates over some rad drinks?
Come join me and other crazy party peeps at these awesome events.

STUFF Magazine's 5th Anniversary Party @ Zouk
22nd July 2009
[All given out!]

H Artistry Halo @ Bukit Kiara
25th July 2009
[All given out!]

JUICE Magazine's 7th Anniversary Party @ Euphoria Ministry of Sound
31st July 2009
[All given out!]

Heneiken Green Room @ Zouk
1st August 2009
[All given out!]

So here goes… I'm giving away limited invites to friends and a few other peeps who are interested to go. So chopchop! This is on a 1st come 1st served basis yeah 🙂

So RSVP below with the event name you wish to party at and your full real name as per I/C, not glamour names like Alladdin-Paris Britney Lim Ga Ga or some weird shiznit like that. If you are cancelling your RSVP then please be nice and inform me – so other people can have a chance to take your place and go too.