Ever been aboard a battle ship?
Well, I’m proud to say that I finally have!
Boarding one of the United State’s Ship (USS) – the New Orleans, I knew surprises and fun were bound to happen. Well, I guess skipping class for this learning experience regarding a battleship is worth it after all. Heck, they don’t teach any of it in college, do they? ^_^
So off mom and I went from Swettenham Pier in Penang with a speedboat to the USS New Orleans. (that’s not the New Orleans fyi, those are just other lil ships under its wing)
EYE CANDY ALERT!!!
Young and smart white gentlemen with looks to die for and rippling muscles stood in line to welcome us all. Sailorboys. *coughs* Engaging indeed. *coughs* Their drop-dead killer looks would probably make any lady-pirates walk their own plank.
Please break glass to release hottie only in case of emergency
OMGoodness. this. is. an. emergency.
Dressed immaculately in crisp uniforms with tough perfectly-built pectorals puffed up forward, their enchanting gaze would definitely… okay, let’s not go there shall we? *winks*
So anyway. The first thing that greeted us (apart from the aforementioned sailors) were the flags
I especially despise the staircases. It would upskirt ANYone. Yes I know I was stupid enough to wear a skirt. Argh crap. I didn’t know we were going to tour a battleship; I envisioned a tour of a normal holiday cruise ship… sans the climbing into hideyholes, nooks and crannies. T_T wtfreak
AND GUESS WHO I SAW??
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat soulja boy
Then super man dat hoe
There were two sailorboys sketching the bearrings and the geographic location of the ship and its immediate vicinity. The huge-ass compass was made as reference as I watch them deftly drafting away their work. oooh~
Right, no one’s watching.. ok quick, jump on the Captain’s chair!
Totally unrelated I know, but ohwell. knots knots knots, reminds me of my Girl Guides and Scouts movement back in the days
They had a lovely kitchen and a well-kept dining area too.
And sadly, I have not taken even a modicum of anything for breakfast!
Finally, we were out in the open and saw sunshine again.
That’s mom and I on the top of the ship, the open-aired deck with a massive helicopter pad.
There were 3 helicopters parked waiting for me to fly it.
But then again, I’d go crashing into canyons and end up as Robinson Crusoe’s successor if I were to ever, ever pilot that helicopter.
Yes, this gurl is lethal when provoked.
I shoot, not only snapshots but bullets as well?
I love battleships and the friendly crew;
BOOM DE YA LA
BOOM DE YA LAA
BOOM DE YA LAA
U wan to fly learn from me
bwhahha i learn airbourning from u can? ahhahaha
Jess, darling, if you thought that guy was hot you have GOT to get out of Asia !
AHAHAHAHAHAAH krizzy darlin well i AM pretty soon, aren’t I? hahahaha i’ll be over to where u are in July ^_^
u got 2 tour the USS New Orleans?!!?
DAMN &^%#&! JEALOUS LAAAA!!!!
I WANT TO TOUR BATTLESHIPS TOOOO….
IT'S BEEN A LOOOOONG TIME………..
i wannnnnnn shippppssss also…. gahhhh
WOOTS WOOOTS diese!! yes indeed i did! wheeeee the new orleans was fantastic. it’s heading to the middle east now though, so if u want it then go terbang there ahahaha
lol joshua u missed it. shud’ve been down in penang when it sailed here =)
I WANNA GO!!!
I’M SO JEALOUS OF JESS
THAT I HATE HER SO MUCH NOW!!!
ahahahahaahah nath IM SO JEALOUS OF YOU THAT UR GOING FOR THE COLDPLAY CONCERT THAT I HATE U SO MUCH TOO!!
the harry potter sailor looks…sad. well, i bet u made fun of him a lot
fuah!! fuah!! FFFUUUAAAAH!!! THATS all i can say Jie! okok~sine the other me did the dream relieve moment thing, i shud be happy too~and *imagine i was there too*
lol what turf!!
lol benjie of course I did. mebbe thats why he’s so sullen and emo when i did it in fronta his friends. ahahahahaa
no lah. kiddin. XD
ahhahah vox mui huggies! of cos u can telepathy with me. and SEE THOSE HOT NAVY CREW URSELF!! OMG OMG haahahaha
Fuah, dangerous girl le. The next bond girl? XD
the next assassin more of.
Lady pirate? I wonder who’s that.
Another thing, first time I saw someone camwhoring with a dslr.
MEEEEEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE LADY PIRATE!!! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ahhahahaaha
btw, blek. no choice ma. my cybershot not with me XD
Walk the plank missy!! ARRRR!!! Walk it MJ style land-lubber!
Oh btw, how did the stairs climbing went? How many did u climb n wat style did u use? lol.
climbed damn alot of stairs can?
-____- thank god my DSLR bag is big enuff.
erm.. had mom walk in FRONT of me when im going down and had her walk BEHIND me when im going up.
lol. lucky u had a bodyguard.
I have a son on that ship. Do you have any more photos of any of the sailors? Thanks.
Albany, New York
vince exactly. bodyguard from gettng upskirted from the stairs!! wooots!
anonymous yeah, in fact, i do have pics of other sailors. but only a few. couldn’t snap all of them cos not all were around us during the tour. I may have passed by ur son by coincidence not knowing that it’s him? anyway, wots ur email addy? i’ll email u all the pics of the sailors i have. =) cheers