Ever imagined yourself in a PAIR OF SKATES, or rather A SKATEBOARD?

Well, some kids might prolly have a pair of shoe-wheelies. I did, back in school and so did a good friend of mine, Su Ting. Hers was white and mine were black.

So to speak, de gang and I went for some fun on wheels. Yep, bingo! ROLLERBLADING is the game!

So yeah, all of us met up early at the Skating Rink to do our thang!!

The SlimShadyz en route to the rink.

When the 5 of us got there, we endured the stink-factory. Yep, that’s what I call the shoe counter and it’s immediate vicinity.

That’s ‘cos once you step into the area, the revolting smell of after-skate-sweat and (who knows?) people with disgusting Athlete’s Foot stench will be widespread in all the air molecules and INTO YOUR NOSTRIL!!

uber yuck!

Horrid smell aside, we then began our undignified version of skating stances, misshapen and less than proportionate figures . But so what?

Take notice of the background, what does it say?

Skating is….. a)Healthy b)Hell

Take your pick ^_^

Amboi, mesra-nye. XP

GO GO Blades of Glory!!

But course, not everything is butterflies & sunshines. I’m sure you’ve been waiting for this part. *nyeh-heh-heh* There OBVIOUSLY were times when the blades of glory, aerodynamics, gravitational points and any other theory from Physics around our bodysystem failed us.

Hence the ka-plunkkk and direct contact of our rear ends to the ground.

*ouch*
In other words, pah-kah-lau!!!
Obviously, they weren’t the only ones.
I fell as well – twice even!

It’s just that there ain’t any pics of me falling cos the camera happens to be in my possession =P

Juggling between the drinks FOR YOU GUYS
whilst trying to maintain my balance.

BigBadChicks on wheels!
We don’t need no Aldo, Charles&Keith or Manolos.

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Umm.. Did I just say that? o_O
I didn’t mean it. Nyehehe.

Who dare say that fear is NOT a factor? For me, it totally is.

Here are my top 5 fears

…and of course, anything that is hideously formed and slimy. Yeah, I had always been intrigued by reptiles but when I saw them recently in Queensbay Mall’s DiGi Roadshow, it made my hair stand on the end.

Check it out peeps :

This poor reptile is probably pregnant with 847895495 baby snakes XD

Such beauty of cold blooded creatures, this time I managed to capture two lil heads peeping out.

It’s just strange how those two can live so harmoniously together all curled up
with another huge lamp post – the brown python

The booth that attracted the most attention was the one which rewards volunteers for munching on their snacks. Sounds great,no? ahh.. there’s a catch to it. Let’s have a look at the variety of snacks provided: (read the yellow labels)

Take your pick, trick or treat?? =D
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What about the meet & greet session? Ahh yes, friends of nature now, are we not? *winks* This is…. A Bug’s Life, in Malaysia – Queensbay Mall

Howdy?

Aight, enough with the flirting.

Let’s get down to business. Meet the scorpion, and its crew!

I apologize for the picture.
It was difficult enough to throng through the crowd, let alone to actually take a photograph.

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Truth be told, I was too engrossed into the exhibits that I couldn’t be bothered to know what the Roadshow was all about.

My verdict?
It’s a smart tactic to lure the audience towards the roadshow but unfortunately, the exhibits became the center of attention, resulting in the insignificance of the roadshow’s purpose to sell DiGi reload cards.

What a shame. But oh well, you kept us entertained. Thank you DiGi!

Fancy having your meals in the toilet?

Yes, you read right – the toilet.
The place where it reeks of human excretions and pungent floor-cleaning agents.
The place where the floors are constantly wet and footprinted with dampened dirt.
The place where soggy tissues are strewn all over the place.

Well, let’s be fair. Not all toilets resemble what I’ve just described. Not this one in particular… T-Bowl, Queensbay. The things is, it’s not a toilet. It’s a food outlet, people. A FOOD outlet. So, don’t go and proceed with your businesses there.. you’d prolly be chased out with a plunger for being a filthy scumbag.

Yeah, it’s pretty awesome if you come to think of it. Personally, it’s rather ingenious of the owner. Imagine having two worlds apart fused into one. Toilet & food or example. Hmm… let’s have mamak teh tarik & roti bom in a place like TGI Fridays’.

However, I’m stubborn enough to remain adamantly insistent about my opinion (obviously driven by personal pet peeves) that I would never, ever, have my meals in the toilet, irrespective of whether it’s staged or real – or anything remotely close to that of a place. Like, hello? It’s a toilet for heaven’s sake.

Yes, a very colourful and cheery toilet.
A wholesomely decorated place with impressive tiling, adorable seats and good design.
 Whatever, it’s still a toilet all the same.

Toilets are not meant to be a place for meals!!

You see? Food is served in a toilet bowl.
Such disrespect given to food itself.

Dang that ideology is still stuck in my head. No way jose imma change it.

   

I shall refuse to go to T-Bowl until and unless I’m dreadfully required to (which is something I don’t forsee is going to happen), or anyone of my pals drag me in there. Then again, I shall vehemently refuse to eat and will watch you eat.

Damn.  -_-“

If you didn’t already know, there is this Indochina restaurant on the I’m-not-sure-which-floor of Queensbay Mall. Hey, but I’m pretty darn sure it’s on one of the highest floors. Prolly the 3rd floor?

So yeah, if you haven’t taken Geography before, (I’m not referring to you Malaysians cos’ it’s impossible not to have taken Geography in Secondary 3) so as I was saying, Indochina is the area located just above Malaysia. The whole range of South-East Asian countries on the top left of the region’s map.

It’s known for it’s elephants and exotic foods. Hmm.. more? Google up Indochina.

So anyway, the restaurant.
Yeah, each table has this veil on it and the waitresses are all dressed up according to the theme of the restaurant. Authentic paintings are hung on the interior cream-coloured walls and the cushion’s upholstery are really one of a kind.  The exterior walls are impressive as well ;with intricate carvings of 3-dimensional elephants

The food?

Well, that’s up to YOU to discover. Being adventurous is an advantage, is it not? *winks*