I’m glad I stayed back for our anniversary eve!

Well, as expected.. it was fun. Spent time in the kitchen while stealing a kiss or two. Hey, it was fun watching Mr. Chef do all the work! *ahhem* I peeled A POTATO.. yes, A POTATO. Singular noun. Hmm.. what else did I do>? Oh yeah, folded aluminium foil and.. erm… stirred the mixture here and there for no good reason. *lol* I must admit, he puts me to shame when it comes to cooking! But, I certainly have my OWN qualities too… that he falls short of as well. =P

Spent time with the kids (his cousin & sis) as I got too bored of being the good-for-nothing-when-it-comes-to-cooking bystander in the kitchen. Heck, I realised that ever since I’ve learnt Physics, I seem to be better in that Pick–Up-Stix game. Had fun playing with stickers that I gave Rach, and haha being so very me… I stuck some stickers in my babyboy’s room. Haha.. 1 on the computer seat, 1 on his closet, and an extremely huge and awful-looking one on his window pane! Oo0o0 and wait…!!!! Did I mention that his grandpappy was hot? Yes, he is…. rewinded to 50years in time. Oh goodness… I’m plain deluded. That’s my boyfriend’s 75year-old grandfather! What am I going to oggle over next? His pet chameleon?
The verdict>? His Alfredo Spirali was yummy! As always darling, you rock! and Anniversary Sunday’s Chicken Al-Pussin (whatever the spelling is) was sinfully delicious! Blimey! If I had to go through this every day, I’ll be 5times my weight by 30! =0 and that’s not very nice… What’s nice is, we spent time cuddling the evening away. *grins* Mom came to pick me up soon after… Baby, just want to thank you for the wonderful anniversary! Love ya!

Black Monday started at 10am for me… *yawn* Wasted lots of time walking around aimlessly and napping away. Had the adreanalin going for an hour just before dolling up to go shopping! *winks* As usual, I can never leave a mall without a purchase… being the shopaholic I am. So, I returned with a pair of white heels from Carlo Rino! I fell totally in love with the shoebox. Simply beautiful… Will insert the piccie soon! Met the psychopath from my school there. The one that ran away from home and later got splashed all over the dailies? Yeah that kid.

So today came today.. drinking canned Milo now. I’m so proud of myself! Not for drinking that God-forsaken Milo, but for cleaning up Furby’s cage after a bloody long time. Actually, I do know exactly how long but if I were to mention it here on public entertainment, your mouth would probably expand to the size of your computer screen and your jaw would be dislocated prior to that. Don’t blame me! Right now, weather’s clear.. showers expected soon, as I stink of hamster dung. *lol* Yeah.. my showers. Situation? Kakak’s jabbering on the phone now, probably to mum.. oh yes, it is mum. Kakak’s doing what she does best, whine. Now, she’s whining about how burnt her fishes are, due to the never-ending rings of the house telephone. The last time, it was about me taking candid shots of her when she was snoozing on the couch. The previous one was about how Furby’s cage started to emit obnoxious fumes. And the week before, it was about how I put a
plastic beetle under her kettle. You get what I mean now? It just goes on and on. Fancy how I managed to survive under her armpits for 15years. I love her all the same. You rule, woman!
No wait.. I’m the boss around here. =P This is her, the woman that rocks the household! Even the picture itself shows her whining.. muahahaha

Alrightey then, time to exasperate her again. It’s rather quiet without her whining her head off actually.

—– Home sweet home!

Yup.. right after the Teachers’ Day celebration. I was ravenous as I gulped down Leena’s baked maceroni, Stacey’s potato salad, some one else’s stuff, my Pringles potato crisps and the like. It was fun as Catherine and I exchanged prank call experiences and yadda yadda~
The best part was, seeing Mr. Brandon sitting down shyly with Dashni oppressing him. *lol* She wasn’t exactly a terrorist, but she was more of checking him out very openly. Hmm.. that took a lot of guts. If I were her, I’d duck under a table and admire him from underneath. You go gurl! =)

But right now, my mind is running around in gridlocked circles. *sigh* yes no yes no.. yes? Can’t really explain what it is, but… it’s something about tomorrow. I haven’t gotten round to telling my boyfriend yet, but I will… SOON. It’s hard sometimes when we’re two very different people, yet so alike; and share a very intimate thing called love. Considering the fact that we’re both very open about almost everything, okay well… everything, to be precise; I would tell him. And, he would understand, no? I mean, we compromise in everything and this would be just like a tiny speck of dust on my skin Anyway, it’s not that it’s at night or anything… and there will be a function going on. In the evening, I might also be going to OAG’s Ignite Concert. So basically, I’ll be out the whole day.. which is fair as he is occupied tomorrow as well. I’d probably sound Greek to you.. but then again, you might not understand. Affairs of the heart is known for its complication.

Alright then Jess.. chin up, brave your heart and spill!

Time to give myself a manicure now.. out!

Not for the weak-hearted. Small children. And big babies. and…. OLDIES.

DON’T EAT TOO MUCH RICE!!

The human body was never meant to consume rice! You see, our genes have hardly changed in more than a gazillion years. However, our food choices and lifestyle have changed dramatically… so much so that the caveman would never recognize our food or way of life.

Caveman food was never cooked as fire was not yet tamed. Thus, they ate only those foods that you can eat without treatment by fire. Fruits, vegetables, fish, eggs,nuts and meat. (sushi anyone?) Believe it or not you can even eat raw disgusting meat as it is! Fact? You do possess the necesary enzymes to digest it.

However, rice like wheat and corn, can NEVER be eaten raw. I’m sure you don’t want to end up choking! We never had the enzyme system to break raw rice down. WE WERE NEVER MEANT TO EAT RICE! To make matters worse, we not only eat rice, the typical CHINA MEN whose brain still functions in the ancient civilisation makes rice the bulk of their food.

Rice becomes sugar – lots of it.

This is a fact no smarty-pants nutritionist can deny; rice is chemically no different from sugar. It doesn’t friggin matter if it’s brown rice, cooked rice, your mothers stale rice, raw rice, rice from the nearby chicken coop, herbal rice, or rice from your 99year old granpa’s mouth. Rice is digested to become sugar! When properly cooked, it becomes sugar spikes circulating blood sugar within half an hour- almost as if you took a sugar candy.

Rice is always Asians’ main part of the meal. While sugar may fill your dessert or sweeten your coffee, you will never want to eat a plate of sugar. But by eating rice, you are doing so. I am always amused by people who so sub-consciously order 5plates of rice (equivalent to god-knows-how-much sugar) and then ordering ‘kopi kurang manis’. Lu gilakah? Kurang siuman betui…

Eating rice causes you to drink less water. The more rice you eat, the less water you will drink as there is no mechanism to prevent the over-eating of rice. As rice is tasteless, (except the very-pungent beras wangi) it tends to end up in other food that substitutes rice like noodles and bread. So, we eat hidden forms of food which still get digested into sugar. How ignorant.

So bah to all you china-men who still insists on making rice your source to go on. I don’t have all the time in the world to sit at your dining table and watch your food intake.

Right now, I have my lunch to enjoy. Fried Rice.
Oh no.

ohh wow…. *groanz*

ya wanna noe wut happend 2me?? Oh well… ma very own mom, ma boii’s mom, ma boii’s sista, n ma very own boii.. BETRAYED THA helloutta ME!! Well itza good thing they did it.. cuz.. hmm.. if they didnt, i’d b foheva unadventurous in gastronomical delightz… sso. THEY MADE ME EAT FROG! Yes!! Those slimy stuff tat goez ‘ribbit ribbit’ in tha swampz! Tha one dat turned in2 a handsome prince wen princess kissed ‘em! Tha FROG!!! ya oviuzly noe how dis-gus-to tat is… mebbe not fer u but fer me… itz unda ma ‘FOOD I’LL NEVA EAT’ episode of ma blog.

Damn.. it started out wen ma boii sed itz chicken… n our momz sed “yeah itz chicken jess, why dun u try?” So i ate it and.. hmm… yeah itz nice! Later, i ate anotha thingy…and there they go again sayin itz anotha form ov chicken…. whilst eatin, i began 2wonder when will THOSE food be arrivin.. ya noe tha FROG and PORK.. b4 i cud ask, ma boii’z mom wuz like “ben, pass tha frog ova” I froze. I blinked. I stared wut wuz in ma plate half-eaten. “excuse me??” I probed further.. they were tryin their utmost best 2cover up fer that unfortunate slip ov a tongue…

AAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! ma brain went beserk..! I ate FROG!! uuugggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!  but i had 2keep ma composure.. i sorta failed… cuz i wuz still fidgety tho. =( I kept staring at it. How cud i b so gullible? To blieve a fib liddat>? *sigh* But anotha parta me thanked them fer it… well, afta ma 16yrz ovv livin, tiz ma first time eatin summin exotic! (to me) imma so eating it nx time! =P (yes kittyeng if ur readin tiz, u heard right)

wakakkakakakkakzzz….. So well… talk about 1st time fearz…. i sorta overcame it. Thanx moms, thanx sista, n thanx hubby dear…. *mmuackz*