if you can't beat em, BEAT EM HARDER!

what do I do when I’m pissed mad at somebody’s disgusting room habits?
No, it’s not those typical ones like :

1. Leaving the clothes on the floor
2. Not shutting the closet doors (heh, I do that. That freaks Benjie out =P)
3. Not capping back the toothpaste tube
4. Not making the bed

It’s waaaaay worse than that. And believe it or not, I face it every morning. It’s NOT FLUSHING THE TOILET AFTER THEIR NUMBER ONES AND even THEIR NUMBER TWOS!

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So yeah, what do I do?

tell her?
nah, already said more than enough.

scream at her?

nah, already did that till I can’t feel my lungs anymore

do the same just to spite her?
nah, too childish.

This was what I did instead *cheers*

After weeks (probably months) of enduring this ridiculous nonsense, I finally figured out a great way to drum it into her mind. At certain times only, spam is good.

in the persuit of fury and patience overlimit!

Especially when you have to face walking into faeces and excretions of others each time you enter the bathroom. -_- What a sight, I tell ya!

So yeah, all that was what I did, with my red markers, papers and scotchtape.. pretty simple but surprisingly, IT WORKED!

and that’s the most important part:

IT WORKED!
IT WORKED!

if it doesn’t work, this is what you will get

(click on blue link above)

So, take my advice. It sure as hell works. =D

What do YOU do when you’re pissed at someone’s gross habits?


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28 responses to “if you can't beat em, BEAT EM HARDER!”

  1. Lasker Avatar
    Lasker

    Oh my god this is so funny and gross at the same time!

    Glad you win …. (this time).
    Wait till they install a spam filter :heehee:

  2. jėss.T Avatar
    jėss.T

    AHAHAHAHH thanks lasker. yeah i was hell pissed to tha max and so free at the same time. u shud do it too.. ONLY if they aggravate u. =P

    yesyes. i won! and if i see the same thing again, im gonna freak!

  3. Chris Thoo Avatar
    Chris Thoo

    wonderful…
    i think i’m going to do the same thing to my house
    lol

  4. max Avatar
    max

    waahaahahahahaha!

  5. CynCyn Avatar
    CynCyn

    omfg the blue link was such a gross,
    although i expected it.

    well, glad to know that u’ve been workin on it!

    and whoa, you really wrote all those papers!

    *salute!*

  6. shadyz Avatar
    shadyz

    woohoo..
    a home-made 5 star chocolate cake!

    who’s dat person anyway?
    you’re not living in a hostel with someone else, are ya?

  7. Cyren Z. Wong Avatar
    Cyren Z. Wong

    Ola!

    Hahaha hillarious!

    What did your roomie have to say about it? I’m surprised she just let it slide and flushed the toilet!!!

  8. JoeJoe Avatar
    JoeJoe

    You should suggest that be placed at all public toilet, especially male ones. Their bad habits are disgusting and super inconsiderate. Do all men suddenly have STM in the toilet?

    OMG. You should’ve placed a warning for the blue link. LOL

  9. jėss.T Avatar
    jėss.T

    chris ONLY if it stinks really bad! =D

    max don’t wahahahahaa only, remember to FLUSH! =P

    cyncyn LOL LOL i know! it’s gross and i purposely placed it under a link cos i didnt want pictures of POO on my blog. -_- haaha and yes, i DID all that papers, sometimes when ur pissed, thats ALL u can do =)

    lol shadyz would budgetfoo buy that 5-star home made chocolate cake? very economical, bring your own styrofoam packet too. =P =P
    and haha, i just didn’t hv tha heart to disclose who it is. cos she reads my blog too.

    NO cyren SHE DID NOT. she went completely balistic and made me remove my spam signages. I’m like, whatever man.. “will only remove it if the toilet is flushed everyday”

    super disgusting rite joejoe? haha agreed much. can’t believe they cant do a simple thing like that. it’s like NOT washing your ass after poo-ing. things like that are a MUST.. and so is flushing the toilet.

    =D

  10. rachelK Avatar
    rachelK

    omg !!! are u kidding ??? migoodness!!!quite fun u did this to someone u remind!!! lol

    mayb i shud learn from u too !! i will FLUSH after use!! exspecially for my little brother =p

  11. jėss.T Avatar
    jėss.T

    NO! im not kidding!! ahahhahah it’s not fun babe! it’s spam work! keep writing the same thing and pasting it onto the wall =)

    yes. PUT IN ON THE MIRROR so he cant even see his face

  12. Fluxevz Avatar
    Fluxevz

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH…this is funny,im gonna adopt this method and use it in my uni’s toilet, those guys dont know how to flush plus their pee is like they drink a yellow colored paint..

  13. Cyren Z. Wong Avatar
    Cyren Z. Wong

    Hahahaha!

    I thought not! Lol!

  14. Still waiting for my Birthday present.... Avatar
    Still waiting for my Birthday present….

    DARN….I clicked the damn blue link and I was just about to go out have dinner! I hope whoever the cook is at this Steakhouse does not have this habit; probably did not clean his/her arse too!

    And all this while, I thought women greatest fear is that men don’t put the toilet seat down….this surely tops it all~!!!

  15. Criz Lai Avatar
    Criz Lai

    Gosh.. another shouter here.. haha. Well, I did have lots of that stuck on almost all the walls at my place but eventually my housemates went blind after awhile. Back to cleaning up for me again.. haiz…

    Anyway, feel free to drop in my blog if you are interested to try your luck in winning RM100 worth of FREE FOOD.
    http://crizfood.blogspot.com/

  16. Andrea Avatar
    Andrea

    I’m sure that person will be very proud if she recoznize her ‘product’ to be featured in ur blog! LMAO

    those under the blue link are really gross! looks like someone had bad supper. XD

  17. jėss.T Avatar
    jėss.T

    ZOMG fluxevz that is super gross. yeah, do that. photocopy as many as u can….. woohoooo!!!

    ahahaa seriously kevin, i really dont give a damn about whether the toilet seat is up or down. no biggie, rite? hahaha.. THIS is waaayyyyy worse.

    gosh criz it’s rlly not fair fo u to do all the shit work. if it doesnt work, leave yr shit for them in the toilet bowl… then they will know how gross they are man.

  18. hazel Avatar
    hazel

    waoOz, this actually is a creative n useful way yay? hahahz

    enjOy ur holidays ~

  19. jėss.T Avatar
    jėss.T

    ahahahhah drea that’s why I put it under a link. COS IT’S TOO GROSS too put it on the real page

    =)

    and no, she hasn’t seen my blog yet. ZOMG. im in for it if she does XP

  20. jėss.T Avatar
    jėss.T

    hahaah useful.. and like i sed, it really worked wor! =D

    u too! enjoy yr hols!

  21. wenzi Avatar
    wenzi

    shuld replace the toilet bowl eh FLUSH to… “push me push me” or “pull me pull me”

  22. jc Avatar
    jc

    WOAH…bravo !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. The weekEND is HERE NOW..... Avatar
    The weekEND is HERE NOW…..

    But, you dun understand Jess, men pee all over the toilet seat.

    It’s an aiming problem we have….I know Ben will understand!

    LMAO, Kev.

  24. Krizzy Avatar
    Krizzy

    Whoa-my-gawd.
    You /are/ insane xD

  25. jėss.T Avatar
    jėss.T

    lol wenzi very imaginative of u… ahahahhah extremist =)

    ahaks. many thanks joycie

    ummmm kev men has this problem, does that include u??? ewwwwwwwwwwww im not surprised if were to see pee on your bathroom WALLS too =P

    lol krizzy a gurls gotta do what a gurls gotta do when she’s pissed

  26. new flavour Avatar
    new flavour

    hahaha, this should be in public toilets. XD

  27. jėss.T Avatar
    jėss.T

    ppl wud pee on the signs itself. u know how uncivility can be

    =D

  28. KOKahKOK Avatar
    KOKahKOK

    jess, cool cool “i will flush it after use” haha…i like it

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