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CNY BLISS

February 11, 2008 by thejessicat
The Lunar New Year.
All red again… at least, for my family.
It’s their old school of thoughts…. and this, I shall abide by.

All because, I love the colour red.
Crimson bloodshed red.



Warmest Gong Xi Fa Chai greetings
to all my readers and fellow bloggers


My Chinese New Year was a blast. It was a reunion for all of us and yeah, I couldn’t recognize a few peeps who claimed that they ‘helped to take care of me when I was a child’ and the usual thing was…

WAHHH. SO BIG ALREADY AH??
GOT BOYFRIEND ALREADY ANOT??
WAHHH. TALLER THAN ME ALREADY LO.
REMEMBER TO INVITE ME TO YOUR WEDDING HARR

I smiled and chose to remain mute.

If I did reply, (for darn courtesy) you could see my eye’s roll spasmodically

Was down with a fever on CNY eve. Felt awful and my head was palpitating like there was no tomorrow. Thank God it subsided just after one KoolFever sticky.

 Mothers are the best medicine, after all.


It was rather unfortunate (or should I say extremely pitiful) that Shaun was forced to study even during the CNY hols. Ah well.. AssPeeAms for all 17yr olds can be a pain.
I’ve had my fair share, your turn loserShauny-clark (I know you’re reading this you bozo)

Having Japanese food on a supposedly Chinese occasion didn’t seem strange to us. We ate our hearts out, just the three musketeers, and pretty much messed up the table. A LOT. Thanks to you careless Meng. =P Your fault your fault.


Picture #1 : need a candidate for a Sushi ad? =P
Picture #2 : our own version of Eutrofication. Fifth formers, it’s in your last chapter of Biology. Muhahahahahaa. SPM *jaunts*

Night falls and soon we were eating again. Be doomed, stomach.
Here’s to our BBQ home-style!

The age-old tradition – smelly herbal hardboiled egg
Be careful cousin Meng, frown anymore and your face will permanently resemble the egg

My two gorgeous cousins (yes, I am buttering you up..baboons) and I had a pretty good time camwhoring in our new CNY clothes and when we got bored waiting for unpunctual visitors =P. If you are reading this and felt insulted, yes it is you. We waited for so goddamn long for your @#!&*$?!% face to show up

Screw you, overgrown baboons!
I stand at 170cm and I’m STILL shorter? Dang. Need more of people like you in Penang. (no offense Penang dudes)

It was auspiciously coincidental that our other reunion dinner coincided with gramms birthday night. So,
two celebrations! All the more reason to jazz up and put our best foot forward.

Happy 70th PorPor!

WHO DARE SAY THAT GIRLS TAKE LONGER TO JAZZ UP AND VAIN IN THE MIRROR?
don’t you dare generalize, forI have the living proof!


Alright, alright. Handsome already-lah


Most of us girls were ready.. and waiting for the two divas (probably still standing by the mirror) to get ready.

Some piccies of the signature dishes. (from the truckloads of them)

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Oh and I noticed something rather interesting… right in front of me.
An ass-hole. Literally, mind you.
Whose?

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*drumroll*
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Our bootylicious pet!

Later in the night, we had our small version of partying with the folks when the olderfolks were fast asleep.

Note: Alchohol intolerant bozos *pokes Shaun* are advised not to consume to avoid repeating thy mistake. (picture inset)



Another day passed so does another lunch. We had our family loklok and it was fun to be part of the food preps for every meal, everyday *makes ugly face at Dubby*


It’s more ka-ching as we go a-visiting and being warm hosts to visitors
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More days passed, so did more visiting and shopping. It was fabulous to get to know so many people from my maternal side of the family whom I didn’t even know existed on the face of earth.
Guess what? Lyss came to see me!!! Yay!! Love ya sis.
(Shyt. no picture?? NNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!! We were too caught up in our conversations that we totally forgot a picture! Dang)

My week in Epo was the bomb. Hmm.. reached home on Sunday itself and back into Dubby’s arms!

That’s a wrap!

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*makes ugly faces at everyone*
Do not. I repeat, do not pretend to ask me for angpaus. It has come to a point that I deem it annoying.

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GONG XI FA CHAI!!


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Ignorance is bliss

January 24, 2008 by thejessicat

 It’s so funny how God made people to be so oblivious of their surroundings. Check out the many instances which can never escape from our quick eyes + quick cybershots 
=P =P

 Ah Pek smoking weed in a pipe man! Uber cool

Wow. Caught checking out a cute chick? =P

 Haha! Care to share the joke?

Bitching about someone hmm? =P

 Ahh? Ahhh? Choooooohhhhhhhh!!

And.. the two ”angels” behind this mischief! (yes, hate us =P)
Bet you can’t catch such spontaneity

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Law lectures

January 22, 2008 by thejessicat

Oh wow. Soo Hoo is going on a 3-week vacation, leaving us Mass Media Law students to fend for ourselves. Anyway, he’s always kind enough to give us looooooong breaks and these breaks are often used by us to go mamaking, camwhoring, chitchatting or in this case:

Indonesian massages!!

Client number one

Such publicity it generates! Joyce and Ivan are snapping the shots too

Client number two
 Daddy massaging mommy!!
(Read: Dedy massaging Mum)

Jessica recommends Dedy Biantoro’s traditional massages and she also recommends:

PROJECT F by these three musketeers!!
 

Classes are so fun with them =)
 Mike trying to pull a Mr. Bean look

*will upload your video codes soon!*

 

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Girls' day out

January 13, 2008 by thejessicat

My frustrations were solved in the morning while working out. Hmm.. love ya Dubby. =) I wholesomely respect you – how many members of the male category would actually be the first to apologize? thats reason #1495929345 why you’re special to me *giggles* So . Yes, I may be stereotyping males but hey, that’s the way the average male ego is structured. GUYS, don’t be offended.. we females have our typical weaknesses as well. I am neutral; no controversy please! *winx*

Well then mom and I went shopping the entire day – what a sweet date between which ended with a meal at Food Loft.


Oh and for the record, I made her try on a tank top!!
And…. *drumroll* the ART of cam-whorring!! =P



Had a great girls’ day out with ya mum! You rock.

AND YOU HAD TO SPOIL IT ALL BY SAYING SOMETHING STUPID
Bringing up past arguments and claiming that you’re right?


Wow.
Fantastic way to spoil my day!

Oh hey. It rhymes *grins*

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KayElle well spent!

December 16, 2007 by thejessicat

If I ever participated in a walkathon this year, I reckon that this was it.

 

Oh, and before I begin.. this is FOR YA Benj dear!!!


The moment we reached PuduRaya bus station, we insisted that we were to only depend on our feet to ferry us around. So walking it is… more adventurous anyway. Reminds me of the enthusiastic backpack tourists from overseas – albeit the loud floral printed shirts and huge SLR cameras around our necks.

 

Our walking didn’t stop when we reached the destination, instead the velocity and scale of walking had increased tenfold. Particularly the shopaholic me.   

I could remember darting across one outlet to another and coming out with more shopping bags. KLCC was a never-ending shopping labyrinth and The Pavillion was absolutely gorgeous.

Christmas decors everywhere!!!!! Spread the joy of sharing & caring!


 

Ka-chings were heard over the counter whenever I was around. *gasp* Looks like I hardly even needed to bring anything along with me, as my shopping took care of all the clothes I needed. Namely, tops from MNG, Esprit, Paul Frank, Armani Exchange, Roxy, TopShop and I can’t remember the rest. Apart from that, I also purchased many uber cool earrings and gifts for my pals and Benj too.

 

Our walking clocked in 7 hours straight and we halted a cabbie to check out Petaling Street for more not-so-high-end shopping. Oh yes, the bargain palace. Looks like talking skills will come in handy here! I bought Benj and I some matching stuff and lots more gizmos. Benj decided to get me this matching key ring for our car keys – which I so love! *thanks sweetie.. mwah*


  As usual, the place was streaming with imitation designer goods. I never once batted an eyelid nor take more than a passing interest. Somehow, it’s just against my self-principles to purchase a counterfeit designer product and parade it proudly like it was genuine because I acknowledge the fact that I have not achieved that comfy financial status yet. I mean, who are they fooling? Wake up superficials– there are many who CAN tell the difference. People actually work their asses off to earn the means and yes, they are the ones who can afford and deserve to don these designer merchandise. A piece of advice? Don’t flaunt a rip-off to boost your phony ego.

 

Back at the hotel after hours of walking, we devoured some thosai as thought it was the last piece of edible material on planet earth. Emulating starved pigs perhaps? Haha

 We then camwhored the night away just before we ka-plunked to sleep

The next morning, (gahh I hate mornings) we covered Sungei Wang Plaza and Lot 10. More shopping madness – I bought lotsa graphic tees! Luvvem! Starhill was the absolute bomb. Period.

Bus Eleven (our feet, for those not in the know) took us around town and we did lotsa sight-seeing

    Kid lost in the big city?

Haha. Nah, she found her way and we dined in Planet Hollywood soon after

 

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————NEWSFLASH—————–

my mother has caught my viral infection of camwhoring!

Check this out!                            

Muahahaahahaahahaha. Now, I’ve got a new cam-whore partner! Benj shall be infected next! =P

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Anyway, as I was saying *grins*

What happened next? Me, Mikey and Mum then got back to the hotel room to freshen up. Time to get ready forthe KayElle night scene with Mikey’s friends!

I’m proud to introduce you my mom.. she rocks and she’s the mother I own that will make you envy me.

****More pix in my faceB!

 

The next morning, we had to leave early lest the traffic jams will hinder our journey home.

Guess what I saw? Future Einstein in the making! Check out the KERAJINAN trait.



Toodles.

 

p.s – I think my hamstrings are having a mind of its own now. Gosh.

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