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The craze? Chocolate soup!

August 16, 2009 by thejessicat


Heyya loves! Been away for the weekend for a short roadtrip on a gastronomic voyage. Will promise to blog all about it soon yeah? Expect Bulgarian cuisines, 75°C food and drinks & *cough* my graduation!

dignose
Bloody hell!
That dude just poked his finger into my
nostril when I was camwhoring haha!

You’ll see pretty damn soon. But here’s a little teaser on what’s next.
It’s Chocolate Soup! Ohmygawddd the mother of all sins. Chocolate Fondue in a form of soup with Vanilla ice-cream & Chocolate flakes on top.

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Tastes like pure Cadbury too! Hmm.. but fancy-pants ain’t needed if you just need to get a good choco fix. Here’s my two cents on replicating this awesome Chocolate Soup I just had. No money involved. Just an extra dosage of nagging if the kitchen gets messy.

benjicajessdotcom’s LOLguide of
‘How To Make Your Own Chocolate Soup’


1. Go raid your kitchen for leftover chocolate
2. Fill a pot with boiling water
3. Find some focking way to suspend a metal containter over the pot
3. Let the chocolate bar simmer over the boiling water’s steam
4. Choose your favorite finger and dip in the melted chocolate mixture
5. Put that finger into your mouth (this is optional)
6. Dip your thumb in the melted chocolate mixture
7. Insert into nose. (again, this is optional)
8. Dilute the chocolate mixture with some water & milk. You want soup, not paste.
9. Chill your hocus-pocus in the refrigerator
10. Point a chopstick towards the refrigerator ala Harry Potter style, clap your hands 3 times and turn around in a circle. My mantra of getting things to work!

Hmm.. I’m nothing close to a chef but I made the recipie
based on what I thought might work anyways.
scuba diving
But try it! If it works then lemme know!

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UNCENSORED. massive!

April 15, 2009 by thejessicat

The SS Gang is back, with Version 2!
After a good break of half a year, SS Gang reunites to bring a bigger and a more outrageous insanity streak before you can say “Holy Cow!”

A month-long plan finally came to light and phew, it was certainly worth the plannings and whatnot. So here we are at our reunion, just us, great food, kick-ass drinks in a pretty lil home

We all arrived “on time” that’s Malaysian timing for you, but some people in particular cam extremely late =P So, we decided to prank them silly!

All of us hid in the kitchen and in the study room and made as though no one was around yet. Once silence filled the room, I (we) yelled loudly, jumped outta our hidey-hole and gave them a scare

You should’ve seen Cathy & Weng’s expressions of shock.
It was hilarious!

Anyways, we all began to help ourselves, rather ravenously mind you, to the food that each of us brought specially for the occasion. Made and bought with tender loving care ~ <3


Do you eat to live?

Or do you live to eat?


Apologies for this rather horrid picture. We were all hungry.
Did this in a rush

So yeah, we ate and ate and ate. There was so much food to go around! We were stuffed with a generous amount of a whole mumbo jumbo of Pizza, Satays, KFC, Japanese Potato Salad, Macaroni, Ham Croissants, Tuna Ommelette, Jack Daniels and Vodka.


A splendid toast to de gang!
Now slug that all down and have its bottoms towards the sky yaw.


Can you spot anything redder than the flushed faces of ours?
Yeah I can, it’s either my hair or Tze’s top.

Somehow or rather, there were three reddies in the house. No no, correction. Three FEMALE reddies in the house. There’s no need to publicly display your non-existant muscles buddy Tze.


Yes, I know you’re more incredible than The Incredible Hulk
Now, roll down your sleeves!


Love. Sex. Magic
Ciara rocks
(wtf that has nothin to do with the above photo)

Having said that, it was friggin’ coincidental that Cathy and I wore the exact same thing. Yes. You read right. The same red top and the same black shorts.


The only difference is – I have red hair AND a red face
-__-

Buddy Tze (freak of nature) and I


Ducclebears & I

So yeah, degang chatted and played some daredevil games till we laughed our heads off! I remember during our SS Gang Version 1 [click here] in 2008, we were just as silly but never this bold nor daring. Muahhaha


Can you SSSSMMMMMELLLLLLLLLLL
ok that was random.

Oh and, doesn’t it just infuriate you when you’re trying to snap a decent camwhore picture and there are keh-leh-feh’s (extras) behind ruining it?


No actually, I love people spoiling my pictures.
It keeps them alive. The pictures, I mean. Not the peeps.
LOL


Chris stonning.
Me fooling around as usual
Ducclebears being a poser
My colorful spinny bearing thoughts that we’re such baffoons

Oh and speaking the colorful spinny, Ducclebears surprised me with something I’ve always wanted to have and play with. Just that I never got round to buying it for myself ‘cos I find it rather silly to do so. Like, who in the right frame of mind would actually purchase a spinning, aerodynamic colourful toy for themselves just because they’re fascinated with it?

I certainly would not.
So.. Gracias, luv!


F I N A L L Y!
There it goes now, still spinning in the glory of its hues right atop my bedhead

Ya know, the saying – You can’t fit a square into a circle? Hmm, unfortunately I see an oversized red square with spectacles trying to fit into a picture-perfect shot of chicks. Tze dahling, you look like you just got knocked up, yaw. >_<

Look at Ducclebears in his zen position. What’s he trying to do?
Achieve Nirvana?
Well, you certainly won’t get any, as you seem to have an aura of ‘disturbance’ (read : reddies on your lap) around the wave of peace you’re supposed to accomplish.


Aww too bad.
Meditation never works, well, to me at least.


Happy happy joy joy

The step-family.
Gawd. I just realized that you’ve been my stepson for so long, you donkey.


Bond. Not James Bond.
But our bond.
now go and study for heaven sakes Yang

Under alchohol influences, it was no wonder that certain things go bump in the night. AND YOU’RE HERE GETTING THE LOWDOWN ON EVERYTHING UNCENSORED!

That being said, a shocking fluorescent yellow pair of boxers made its way out too. God knows who it belongs to, but it sure cracked me up!

Even things like gunshot marriages happens. Remember ‘What Happens in Vegas’ yall? ROFL For better or for worse, for neon boxers or for horridious underpants, for richness or for poor.

I now pronounce you Chuck Tze and Larry Chris.


You may now kiss the …. the… groom.

But but .. after all the uncensored acts, I betcha hungry for more juice! (okay that sounded wrong but oh wtf, my readers ain’t that innocent too)

COMPLETELY UNCENSORED.


Now, that’s something you wouldn’t want your momma to see..would ya?

Nahh. Actually, that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Wait till you see more.
Feast your eyes on these awesome whack-jobs!


By jolly, I can see Yang’s orgasmic facial expression
and Tze’s satisfied horny look

Oh but wait! Saving the best for last, theres something really artsy about this one. Reminds me of those paintings / sketches of subjects displaying nudity. (Only that in this context, my subjects were fully clothed)


As I was editting this photo, I couldn’t help but to zoom in to get myself in tickles looking at their expressions! They could win an Oscar on posing.
Seriously.


Looks like someone ka-plunked so early?

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Adorable Anis & I just about to go to bed

Nightfall soon turned to dawn, and we figured that if we didn’t get any sleep, we would be entirely like hungover living zombies the next day. So, goodnightey all!


Yes, the wackier, obscene & indecent side of de gang
(note : points especially to dude in black)

Our reunion gathering was a blast!
But owells, good things do come to an end – all completely tired, junked, down and out, it was time to say goodbye! Well well, we’ll see each other again, like duhh. And probably with Version 3 of the SS Gang next time! Woo hoo!

*huggggs SS family*
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What the heck?

April 11, 2009 by thejessicat
Hmmm… This ain’t no Marvel comic strip,
but guess what we’re up to?








It’s preps yaw.
for our gathering

And it all happened last night!!

*hugsss SS Gang tight*

Great to see all of you at
our reunion darlings!!
kraaazzzzy

will put the pics up in my SkyDrive by tonight
so yall can grab it from there

INSIDE JOKE
negaraku~
tanah tumpahnya darahku

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Baking 101??

March 17, 2009 by thejessicat
ooooooooouuumaikot

the holidays in Singapore has been a blast – and I’m enjoying every moment of it!!

However, lotsa things has been happening.. but I choose this story to share with you dear readers first.

As everyone knows,
Jessie is a tragedy in the kitchen:

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BUT who says Jessie can’t bake?

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Well, let’s find out!!

One fine afternoon, Yi Ling and I headed down for some groceries and being undomesticated goddesses at heart, we strangely had the urge to bake something for the fun of it.

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Buying the ingredients for our lil warm cookout, we decided to bake not only cookies but walnut brownies and biscotti as well! AND :

What’s for dessert?
Hmmm… Konyaku Jelly!

Peaches? Check
Mangos? Check
Apples? Check
Pears? Check


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We began mixing the ingredients according to the recipie and instructions, hoping not to get anything wrong. >_<

akill
Ducclebears helped us in baking too!
Now, who says guys are a disaster in the kitchen?
i iz kill.


Hmm.. good thing all of us has baked a couple of times before! Phew! That decreases the chances of setting the whole kitchen on fire, no? LOL

The undomestic goddess
=(

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LOL SHUDDUP DON’T LAUGH
I know already one person in particular is gonna laugh at me
AHHAAHA finefine XP

The colour coordination was pretty interesting too; all by coincidence!

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Voila!

While waiting for all our hard work to be ready from the oven, we made some pasta and dipped it into dark chocolate fondue!!

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Chocolate Pasta anyone?
^_^

Darn, the fondue was supposed to be saved for the fruits but ohwells. ROFL
Nothing much will be saved with gluttons like us in the kitchen!

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Finally, the right thing for the right topping!

Peaches in warm dark chocolate fondue!!

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YingZi and I
amejosh
Ducclebears & I

Anywhoos, we waited and waited and waited in anticipation to welcome our Chocolate Walnut Brownies to the world !!!! (and then eat it alive)

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FINALLY
FINALLY
FINALLY
FINALLY
FINALLY
FINALLY
FINALLY
FINALLY
FINALLY
FINALLY

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Shuddup – don’t you judge a book by its cover

IT WAS YUMMY!!
Even bestie Joyce said so!

meeeeee
and the taste matters most
^_^

The Biscotti (below) too tasted superb! We were actually very proud of ourselves and even left some for YiLing’s parents to try! Hope they liked it gurl!

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The rest was finished by us all and we each took back some home

However, everything didn’t only go as smooth sailing as it’s supposed to be.

An Unidentified Flying Object (UFO) landed in YiLing’s kitchen and down came a huge meteorite from outer space right into her oven!

Check it out!

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It either could pass as a crispy flattened volcano
or one of the craters on the moon!

All in all, we had sucha fun and warm bake-out which includes so much laughter, fun and experience!

Food, Fun, Friends, Fruits & Fondue –
what could be better?
xoxo~*
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SPAGHETTI PARTAYYYY

February 28, 2009 by thejessicat


Edit :
LAKKSSAAAAA PARRRRTAYYY @my crib

laksawhee
Dig in.

Woke up reeeeaaal late after a great night out with my babes & dudes. One of the best nights. But still, waiting for the whole gang of 15 of us to reunite in April!! Woots!

Greeted to an awesome lunch, courtesy of my maid ^_^

laksagang
A quarter of the gang enjoying our Laksa


Just returned from the Project Gossip gig/party with megang of bloggers and my fave army of Penang Flickr photographers.

Pictures soon! JJ & Ean and One Buck Short!
and many many more!


BUT for now, It’s the Blogger Spaghetti Party over at my place!!!!!!

Blogger Attendees :
Jess, Caney, Diese, Josh, YingYang, Bernard and counting!

AHAHAHAHAHA

Check out the Spaghetti slurping outta her mouth!

♥
xoxo love ya babes!

YO SS GANG, SAYYY HEEELLOOOOOOOOO

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