of love & pets



They say dogs are man’s best friend

I say it’s a matter of opinion

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But this dog is so hard to resist cuddling with!


So is this bee-yotch :

I remember back in 2004, sweetheart used to say,“Don’t give me the puppy eyes” Tee-hee.

Cos you know you always give in to me when I give you my ‘puppy eyes’ look. You still do! =D

Here, the real puppy eyes for you Hunny!


But somehow or rather, I have always had an eerie liking towards black cats


Daniel’s black cat.
I simple adore it.

(I think this is my alter-ego of an emo speaking. Ignore me.)

Anyhow, cats are my faves. They’re adorable… but sneaky at the same time. See? The felines have a mind of their own.

Walking with such poise & elegance
with its tail up in the air
(even by the drain)

Regardless of many old wives’ tale, it still stands today that dogs & cats CAN co-exist in harmony. =D

So can dogs & hamsters!
That’s my lil Furby & Uncle Mike’s dog

So can hamsters & humans!

Doesn’t she look extremely amused by my lil Furby’s antics?

um.. speaking of co-existance,

so can grandmas & fried chicken

hohoho. That’s my granny.
She doesn’t ALWAYS look like that but she’s still my rockin’ granny!

And if co-existance gets a lil outta hand, they merge & conjoin into..


Gorilla-human creatures!
Where the evolution of man goes backwards

oh and if any female apes are turned on by the likes of this strange creation of mine, this is Kit Shaun, my adorable yet socially retarded cousin


(oops, shaun I know you’re reading this. *yikes* You know I love you!)



And so you’ve seen Furby my lil hamster. My lil hamster which I bought for a Science project back in High School. And no, it wasn’t meant to be dissected, you horrible beast. What were you thinking? =D

Ahh, memories of the lil ball of fur
(hence the name – Furby)


Makes me miss it so very much.

For he was a jolly good fellow hamster

He used to always answer the telephone for me..

He used to sit patiently on the towel for my return from school

And above all, he appreciated all my works of art

All my love, Furby. ♥
I’m sure sweetheart misses you as well.
(if you have forgotten Hunn, you used to over-feed it and you won’t stop unless I scream my head off)

All in all, despite all loves & kisses for your beloved animals, they can seriously be a pain in the …. (let the picture do the talking)


you know where.

Yes, dear E.T (that’s short for Extra Terrestrial) I borrowed your sweet & sour arse for display on my blog.

You can ask Uncle Mike to let you see it
(because you OBVIOUSLY cannot see your own ass. It is, after all, physically impossible)

Will give you credit for that, fatso

Stay indoors when it rains cats & dogs yo’


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21 responses to “of love & pets”

  1. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    OMG. ur so funny!

    p.s – ur a good writer oh ^^V

  2. jėss.T Avatar
    jėss.T

    hey there, thanks fer the compliment! Btw, who’s there? =D
    do leave yr name in yr next comment yea =)

  3. rachelK Avatar
    rachelK

    eh.. my aunt dos are man la !! aiyo .. btw it’s a nice post!!
    actuaLLy i hate dogs too. other than this 2 cute dog .when i saw the other huge dog i would screm and run away !
    XD

  4. PhD|.Kit Avatar
    PhD|.Kit

    for a moment i tot goddy was about to eat Furby up =P
    and btw ur hamster is hornyyyy.
    look at its expression on ET.
    it looks lyk its humping ET loll
    btw u going to ipoh anytime soon ?
    hope to catch u thr =)

  5. PhD|.Kit Avatar
    PhD|.Kit

    SHAUN LOOKS STEAMED =P

  6. shadyz Avatar
    shadyz

    watz d point of this post actually?

    I like the first pic..the eyes..itz like he was caught in the act of doin something bad.

    ur grandma smokes? uber-cool! LOL

    if ur hamster wasnt going to be dissected, wat was it gonna b for?

    the second last pic, i thought it was some camel. mana tau is a sexy pose of an asshole! ur so obscene!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. jėss.T Avatar
    jėss.T

    hohohooho rachel then u shud see my two dogs back in ipoh. one sssssso BIG and scary.

    lol kit! furby was so damn scared of goddy.. see the look on his face? and did u know for a fact that E.T has tried to hunp Rocky? LOL lame & horny dog.

    oh and, steamed? that’s your dear brother. muahaha

    the point of this post ps, is 4variety & to provide a gud laugh & gratification to loyal readers like yourself =D

    you guys are my inspiration ma. Without the support of yall i wont have the mood to blog well =D

    oh ps, make sure u do those eyes to mum or dad if u ever wreck yr bike. =P hohohoho.. the hamster was actually for EST project. ‘how sounds influence the movement of small animals’

    and OHMYGOODNESS me, my dog’s ass looks like a camel!!???

    ROFLMAO
    =D

  8. CynCyn Avatar
    CynCyn

    you are so funny wei!
    pets are fun!~

  9. jėss.T Avatar
    jėss.T

    lol cyncyn thanks! wakakakaka.. looks like my funny-juices were flowing last nite XD

    pets are great fun. sadly, i dun hv any now =(

  10. PhD|.Kit Avatar
    PhD|.Kit

    gahaha thts my bro’s expression when he’s steam-ed up .
    lol hahaha i am laughing at goddy’s expression !
    shes like about to make hamster soup for dinner out of it

  11. benjieos! Avatar
    benjieos!

    “He used to sit patiently on the towel for my return from school”

    thats my sock dear

  12. jėss.T Avatar
    jėss.T

    what????

    it’s yr sock???

    kekekekekee… no it’s not hunny, u dont own blue socks! =D

  13. mae Avatar
    mae

    i love alllllll aminals!! especially dogs though. =P

    I used to have a hamster too.. Looks exactly like CharlesKey’s Ah Boon!

  14. Alexis Kimora Yeap Oon Ling Avatar
    Alexis Kimora Yeap Oon Ling

    hehe,nice post. Cute animals… 🙂 i love the doggies…!!

  15. jėss.T Avatar
    jėss.T

    hohoho I see animal lovers like mae and alexis!!

    *high 5*

  16. Satkuru Avatar
    Satkuru

    hamster and dog together ? ganassss i doubt i will be having any pets in my house for a long long time 😛 there just isn’t any space at the moment, lol

  17. jėss.T Avatar
    jėss.T

    hohohoho satkuru get an iguana. it would be a nice pet.

    no, I’m serious. =D

    AND YES, my lil furby mixes well with Uncle Mike’s dog. amazing huh, creature diversity

  18. tyee Avatar
    tyee

    hahaaa the dosss and hamstersss are so so adorable and cute larr hahaa i just love the dogs hahaaa
    (sorry dont like cats so much though hahaa)

    =D
    anyway now my house got two hamsters haha my housemate’s…will take pics of them when im free =)

    *hugs*

  19. rachelK Avatar
    rachelK

    thankz god .. i dun want see ur BIG dog.. lol

  20. Vincent Avatar
    Vincent

    The dog in the first pic looks so adorable! Aiyoyo!

    ~Squels~

  21. jėss.T Avatar
    jėss.T

    haha tyee u must appreciate them when theyr alive. they dun exactly hv very long life spans.

    and rach will show u the piccies!! =D

    lol vinz! miss yr lucky dog already??? =D i have picture of it!

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