How I publicly embarrassed myself this morning for friendship! Rambo-style breakfast at Double Tree Hotel by Hilton

 


Okay so last night at Phuture @ Zouk was another night of mayhem!

My best friend and her other circle of friends were in the city yesterday, and we definitely hit Zouk again for some all-out partying 

(photos up tomorrow!)

 

Calvin and I was supposed to drive back after partying but obviously we were too intoxicated to drive all the way back, and even IF we did make it safely back, we would fail the breathalizer test again ๐Ÿ™
 


 

So all of us bunked over at Doubletree Hotel by Hilton nearby. Beautiful rooms and king sized beds too! But that's besides the point.
 


 

 

The POINT that I'm trying to make is this – what would you do for the sake of friendship? Till what extent?
 

So the very next morning, I woke up with severe gastric while everyone was hungry too. But unfortunately, we were only provided TWO complimentary buffet breakfast for two from the hotel.
 

Obviously, my gastric rendered me eligible… and the rest (although hungry), weren't as hungry as Calvin.
 


 

So off Calvin and I went down to the hotel restaurant for breakfast.
 

 

But we felt bad because we got the chance to go for a sumptuous buffet breakfast while the rest of our buddies didn't ๐Ÿ™
 

So they asked if we could help sneak back a wee bit of food for them, just so they don't die of morning starvation and hangovers.
 


 

We agreed. Just for them!!! ๐Ÿ˜€
 

 

Here comes my PUBLIC EMBARRASSMENT. Figured it was so funny after it all, I just HAD to share!
 

So I took lots of food back to our table on the pretext of having to eat it all, but instead, I dropped them stealthily into the Zara shopping bag. So Rambo style zomg!!
 


 

Puff pastries, croissants, muffins, pancakes went into the bag one by one – when no one was watching of course.
 

 

 

But that was what I thought ๐Ÿ™

While I was taking the food to-go in a clandestine manner, I was vary of my surroundings.  My eyes darted from side to side ala criminal in the making to be sure I wasn't caught red handed by the waitresses.
 


 

Look, I had to! My friends have to eat too, right?
 

 

Besides, the hotel had prolly too much food to worry about a silly girl taking back a tiny bits and pieces for her friends. Well, as a matter of fact, I *could* and *might* have that big an appetite of 4 people too, right right? ๐Ÿ˜€
 


 

 

Anyway, in the midst of doing that, I failed to realize that a Japanese lady was watching me in confusion the entire time!!!!!!
 


 

HOLYYYY SWEEET MOTHER OF GOD.

 

My face turned red of sheer abasement and I sunk into my chair with a deflated ego.
 

I guess I portrayed an image of "a greedy Malaysian who steals back food to her room for herself to eat even after a heavy buffet" Oh goodness gracious no!! ๐Ÿ™ Either that, or I might've been mistaken as a "typical Asian with a kiasu attitude in having everything all to herself"
 

So I couldn't take it anymore and made Calvin finish up the embarrassing task ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜› YOUR TURN!!!!

 

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIPnaEJA1aE

Well at LEAST he had some credit in assisting me!
 

 

 

For the love of God and my own reputation I swear I'll never return to that hotel again.
 

Not forgetting the fact that I was clad in nothing but smeared mascara and a hotel bathrobe! I couldn't possibly wear last night's tight fitting cocktail dress to a MORNING BREAKFAST. It would be highly inappropriate.
 


 

BUT THAT WAS NOT ALL

(Sorry honey, just figured this photo of you with my hairbow befits the caption) ๐Ÿ˜›
 

 

Shrouded in embarrassment, it didn't help that Calvin and I spotted a CCTV strategically pointed directly at us FML caught on camera in a 5 star hotel doing very comical things ohnoes hahahaha
 


 

 

LOOK GIRLFRIENDS, YALL BETTER APPRECIATE WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU OKAY!!!!

JOYCE, CHIAU YIN, RHENHUEY AND CHANSEY!

This is my first and LAST time doing this ridiculous thing! Ugh! hahahahahahaahah
 

 

And on another note, NORWAY IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY AIN'T IT 


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36 responses to “How I publicly embarrassed myself this morning for friendship! Rambo-style breakfast at Double Tree Hotel by Hilton”

  1. Josh Avatar

    Lol, seriously fyl hon. Hope they didn’t track you down for what you did and demand RM50 for every 100grams of food you have smuggled out. lol

    1. thejessicat Avatar

      Yes FML. sigh! haaahahahah no lah, they prolly wont even recognize me on the streets! I looked awful with my messy hair all up, smeared make up and a bathrobe when i NEVER look liddat in public! hahahahahahaha ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

      phew!

  2. Chris Avatar
    Chris

    ROFL LMAO OMFG! hahahaha i just can’t stop laughing picturing what u both were up to in the hotel buffet! XD

    1. thejessicat Avatar

      embarrassing max!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      it’s like look left look right, NO ONE’S WATCHING! Quick! Drop the hash brown in!

  3. Vox Avatar

    Omg!!! In bathrobe some more!!
    *whistles and walks away pretending to not know JEss*
    LOL
    XOXO

    1. thejessicat Avatar

      YALA OMGGG.
      But it’s damn funny once i think about it lor! that’s why wanna share it. hahahaha

      ohhh dunno me la now! ahahaha kthxbai ๐Ÿ˜›

      <3

  4. kxfx Avatar
    kxfx

    so proud of my awesome ninja skillzz.. hahhaha.

    1. thejessicat Avatar

      bwahahaha ur actually PROUD of it???
      so embarrassing lorrrr!! I dont want to do this ever again! RAWR

  5. shmae Avatar
    shmae

    omg!!!!!~
    I LOLed so much about yr smuggled food adventure and the video!

    1. thejessicat Avatar

      haahahahahaha yesyes laugh at me. I find it funny too LOL ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ personally, i watched the video 9 times n kept laughing at what we were doing.

  6. lih wern Avatar

    well, you don’t know them. They don’t know you. Hahahahaha. Its not like you’re gonna bump into them AGAIN ๐Ÿ˜›

    1. thejessicat Avatar

      totally! Good point made ๐Ÿ™‚ besides, I made my point clear that IM NEVER GONNA RETURN! ahahahaha ๐Ÿ˜€

  7. Jon Avatar

    that’s bloody hilarious. lol if you had gotten busted, we would have more to laugh about (: hahaha

    1. thejessicat Avatar

      arghhhhh so nasty!! So u want my friends and I to be busted la, then got another thing to blog about ey? HAHAHAHAAH. with so much shame! XD

  8. Genova Avatar

    lol. i can feel the damage done.

    1. thejessicat Avatar

      precisely! Damage done to the mind, face value and soul ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜› HAHAHAHAH

      1. Genova Avatar

        sherlock holmes style

        physical damage : none
        psychological damage : one year plus infinity

        1. thejessicat Avatar

          *three thumbs up*
          nice!

  9. malaryx Avatar
    malaryx

    gosh .. all finesse lost !!

    the hotel will probably come up with tighter controls for patron carryin paperbag? ๐Ÿ˜›

    1. thejessicat Avatar

      ahahahah yeslah yeslah. lost all lah. (can gain back wan) ahahaha ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€
      hmm… well, if it is so, some smarter ninjas can come up with better ideas like putting food in their POCKETS or or their handbags.
      EWWW

  10. JC Avatar

    sry babe for having you and Calvin publicly embarassed yourselves. I felt bad after reading your post. I wish I could hv done sth to prevent the permanent mind, soul and reputation damaged, yet I was too tired to even wake up and I missed out lotsa funny stories you guys shared in the room. Thanks for the wonderful breakfast filled with love and care. like I said, I would make it up to both of you when u guys r back in pg! Lots of love and credits to both of you.

    1. thejessicat Avatar

      aiyaaaa. hahaha what’s over is over. it’s just such a funny experience, nothing to feel bad okie! ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€
      haahaha yes the “wonderful” breakfast filled with love, care and embarrassment. HAHAHAHAHAHA

      Can’t wait to see u this weekend hun <3 <3

  11. ven Avatar

    Hahaha~ thank god u werent caught by the staffs

    1. thejessicat Avatar

      super pro ninjas in the making.
      BAHH!! >__< Not proudda it!

  12. CY Avatar
    CY

    we appreciate it much jessi :))))
    and guess what
    we sapu more this morning
    the zara bag almost burst
    hahahahaha
    sapu jam on our table and other tables
    then sapu the cereals xoxo

    1. thejessicat Avatar

      hahahahhah glad ya’ll did babe! ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

      O_______o and and.. please.tell.me.ur.joking.about.this.morning.
      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA I don’t know you alrdy! ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜›

  13. jessbabe Avatar

    babe,

    typo error.
    Here comes my PUBIC EMBARRASSMENT. <- public not pubic!

    1. thejessicat Avatar

      fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk. AHHAHAHAHAHAHA
      was typing fast so didn’t see. FML. thankewwwwww for the heads up

  14. dori lukey Avatar

    haha when we’re doing something wrong we tend to be more aware of the environment but kudos! no everyone, definitely me, would have the guts to do what u did

    1. thejessicat Avatar

      hahahaha yes. like embarrassingly conscious & think the WHOLE WORLD is staring at u lol.
      and ahahhaahah what guts! I’m not proudda it lor. so malu haahahaha ๐Ÿ™‚

  15. Hao Yi Avatar

    That’s very sad ๐Ÿ˜› Nevermind, hahah everyone gets embarrassing moments ๐Ÿ˜‰

    1. thejessicat Avatar

      ahahahahahh yeahh. I agree. and this is mine. LOLOLOLOL. one to remember n laugh at!

  16. Benrauf Avatar

    I did the same sometime. But never get caught…yet. Luckily ๐Ÿ˜€

    1. thejessicat Avatar

      WHATTTTT! u actually do things liddat?? not malu meh? hahahahahha

  17. peterpan Avatar
    peterpan

    yo Jes..jus 2 tell u im bac..giv me a day or two n i’l strt cmmnting again..muahmuah ๐Ÿ™‚

    1. thejessicat Avatar

      heyy! great having u back! ๐Ÿ™‚ where were u? hehe
      cheers!

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