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Sex by the Beach : Redefined! Doggy style intimacy caught on video

September 23, 2010 by thejessicat

 

Don't you just wish love was just as simple as frolicking by the beach, being completely oblivious of the curious spectators around you?

Humans – as complicated as they are – weigh this funny little thing called love as a serious, committed and a responsibility.

 

Many a time I've pondered, how many times we've fell out of love, hurt the one we love most and ultimately leave the one we love so dearly for the pursuit of our own future? How often do people smitten by love argue their lungs out with each other and suddenly the most beautiful person in the world has morphed into the most despicable and wicked witch from hell?

 

And in the end, you only have yourself

 

 

Why do love have to end in tears streaming from a shattered heart when it was supposed to be the happiest thing that has touched your lives? Randomly, no, I do not have a tainted view of love… I'm just no idealist, thank you very much 🙂

 

 

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQVZBTpQQuU

Here's a video I made with the footage of a very interesting and natural call of all living things 

Watch till the end! 😀

 


The bitter fact we all ought to be aware of is that love is anything but simple   and certainly unlike the video above  .

 

It ain't picture perfect ala the ones represented in Disney movies nor does it necessarily always end in the timeless 'Happy Endings' and a true love's kiss.

Have you ever wondered why they never follow up with what happens AFTER that kiss?

 

 

Why do most love stories/movies/fairytales end just right there? 

… When in reality, you know it's just the beginning of a whole new ballgame.

 


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How I publicly embarrassed myself this morning for friendship! Rambo-style breakfast at Double Tree Hotel by Hilton

August 22, 2010 by thejessicat

 


Okay so last night at Phuture @ Zouk was another night of mayhem!

My best friend and her other circle of friends were in the city yesterday, and we definitely hit Zouk again for some all-out partying 

(photos up tomorrow!)

 

Calvin and I was supposed to drive back after partying but obviously we were too intoxicated to drive all the way back, and even IF we did make it safely back, we would fail the breathalizer test again 🙁
 


 

So all of us bunked over at Doubletree Hotel by Hilton nearby. Beautiful rooms and king sized beds too! But that's besides the point.
 


 

 

The POINT that I'm trying to make is this – what would you do for the sake of friendship? Till what extent?
 

So the very next morning, I woke up with severe gastric while everyone was hungry too. But unfortunately, we were only provided TWO complimentary buffet breakfast for two from the hotel.
 

Obviously, my gastric rendered me eligible… and the rest (although hungry), weren't as hungry as Calvin.
 


 

So off Calvin and I went down to the hotel restaurant for breakfast.
 

 

But we felt bad because we got the chance to go for a sumptuous buffet breakfast while the rest of our buddies didn't 🙁
 

So they asked if we could help sneak back a wee bit of food for them, just so they don't die of morning starvation and hangovers.
 


 

We agreed. Just for them!!! 😀
 

 

Here comes my PUBLIC EMBARRASSMENT. Figured it was so funny after it all, I just HAD to share!
 

So I took lots of food back to our table on the pretext of having to eat it all, but instead, I dropped them stealthily into the Zara shopping bag. So Rambo style zomg!!
 


 

Puff pastries, croissants, muffins, pancakes went into the bag one by one – when no one was watching of course.
 

 

 

But that was what I thought 🙁

While I was taking the food to-go in a clandestine manner, I was vary of my surroundings.  My eyes darted from side to side ala criminal in the making to be sure I wasn't caught red handed by the waitresses.
 


 

Look, I had to! My friends have to eat too, right?
 

 

Besides, the hotel had prolly too much food to worry about a silly girl taking back a tiny bits and pieces for her friends. Well, as a matter of fact, I *could* and *might* have that big an appetite of 4 people too, right right? 😀
 


 

 

Anyway, in the midst of doing that, I failed to realize that a Japanese lady was watching me in confusion the entire time!!!!!!
 


 

HOLYYYY SWEEET MOTHER OF GOD.

 

My face turned red of sheer abasement and I sunk into my chair with a deflated ego.
 

I guess I portrayed an image of "a greedy Malaysian who steals back food to her room for herself to eat even after a heavy buffet" Oh goodness gracious no!! 🙁 Either that, or I might've been mistaken as a "typical Asian with a kiasu attitude in having everything all to herself"
 

So I couldn't take it anymore and made Calvin finish up the embarrassing task 😛 😛 😛 YOUR TURN!!!!

 

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIPnaEJA1aE

Well at LEAST he had some credit in assisting me!
 

 

 

For the love of God and my own reputation I swear I'll never return to that hotel again.
 

Not forgetting the fact that I was clad in nothing but smeared mascara and a hotel bathrobe! I couldn't possibly wear last night's tight fitting cocktail dress to a MORNING BREAKFAST. It would be highly inappropriate.
 


 

BUT THAT WAS NOT ALL

(Sorry honey, just figured this photo of you with my hairbow befits the caption) 😛
 

 

Shrouded in embarrassment, it didn't help that Calvin and I spotted a CCTV strategically pointed directly at us FML caught on camera in a 5 star hotel doing very comical things ohnoes hahahaha
 


 

 

LOOK GIRLFRIENDS, YALL BETTER APPRECIATE WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU OKAY!!!!

JOYCE, CHIAU YIN, RHENHUEY AND CHANSEY!

This is my first and LAST time doing this ridiculous thing! Ugh! hahahahahahaahah
 

 

And on another note, NORWAY IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY AIN'T IT 

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