I've found new love! After dating the Yellow Man for so long, I've became just like him

 

 

We met by chance at a swanky restaurant called The Apartment located along the walk of The Curve. It was a gathering of food and sharing social experiences one rainy, Thursday night. Amongst the other people, and glorious nom-noms… someone, or rather something caught my eye.

 

Oh, many of you have been asking where I got my bag from. Lemme tell you one more time!

It's none other than the bag & accessories extraordinaire, my awesome sponsor Soak Republic!

 

 

Lemme continue tellin you more about him…..

 

He was sleek and always with an immaculate appearance.

He was tiny and always cold hard & shiny on the outside but packs a punch and so much love from the inside.

When I was introduced to him, I couldn't resist pressing his buttons. *wink*  When I did,  lights beamed fom his inner soul

 

And throughout our relationship,

 

 

He thrilled me when we got sky high together

I felt a sense of connection and intimacy with him and the outer world

He brought my adrenalin to a maximum and made me sweat so much

( all on Genting rollercoasters & spaceshot rides lah, what were you thinking?)

 

 

Whenever I saw him, I knew I was his sunshine

 

We dated for more than a month and I began to discover new things about my loved one. I know you guys are curious to know how our dates and how our exhilarating moments passed so fast! He was enough to make me leave my current companion – who hasn't exactly made me very happy throughout our relationship.

 

 

My love and adoration towards him propelled me to blog 3 times about this special hearthrob. ONE was never enough


My love story 1

My love story 2

My love story 3


 

And if you were to ask me to summarize our relationship, I would tell you TWO very attractive features that got muh heart a trippin' <3


I was showered with unlimited love and he was ostentatiously generous too! He shared me with the rest of the world ๐Ÿ™‚

 

 


Yet he was never calculative with me. In fact, he helped me with my finances too.. and for the love I showered upon him, he even gave me more than I asked for. It was reciprocal love.

 

 

 

We've been going out for a more than a month –  I slept with him, ate all my meals with him, bathed with him (I hope he didn't peep!), went onto awesome holiday trips with him and more. We were inseperable! Time made me realize that I couldn't live without him by my side. So out of my love for him, I converted into his kind… so I can be with him forever.

 

 

Something like the Navis in Avatar, but heck no not blue. I turned yellow instead!

 

 

I am now officially berry-fied by the love for DiGi!

And so should you, after all… It's always the smarter choice ๐Ÿ˜€


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27 responses to “I've found new love! After dating the Yellow Man for so long, I've became just like him”

  1. Kelly ph Avatar
    Kelly ph

    that’s one awesome shit. i like your innuendo n ‘sexual’ sentences omggggggggggggggggg. ahhaahhaaha go digi go! when yall marry tell me ha~

    1. Jessica Tan Avatar

      ahahahahah why? did it make u horny wtf ahahahahaha

  2. monTana Avatar
    monTana

    u both r inseparable – u need him and he needs u!!
    the boyfie must be so jealous .. but dont turn RED or u lose her forever!!

    1. Jessica Tan Avatar

      defintelyyyyyyyyyyyyy. if my BB was alive, it would be my best friend. HAHA! ๐Ÿ™‚
      yeahhh turning red as my blog ey? LOL

  3. TianChad Avatar

    Yeah, all the best to be continue berryfied ya =D

    1. Jessica Tan Avatar

      ahahahah you tooooooooo ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ BB rocks

  4. Josh Avatar

    O_O||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

    So I m no match for a device that was name after a fruit? Saddeningggggggggg…
    Shall seek love from my HTC from now on *cuddles HTC*

    1. Jessica Tan Avatar

      *gasp* ohhh no! now i broke ur heart! what am i to do? ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ™
      AHHAHAHAHAHAA. let my BB kick ur HTC’s ass laaaa

  5. malayrx Avatar
    malayrx

    another refreshing post .. u r unpredictable, crazily creative + witty in yr style of writing !!
    salute to yellow man for capturing yr heart!!

    1. Jessica Tan Avatar

      awwwwwwww thanksssss ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ glad u liked it! very suggestive huh *winks* ahahhahaha ๐Ÿ™‚ go date the yellow man too. he’ll bring u.. much… pleasure. AHHAHAHAA

  6. taufulou Avatar

    that is why they have the advertisement ‘ i will follow uuuuuuu’

    1. Jessica Tan Avatar

      yessssssss. everywhere following uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu HAHAHA ๐Ÿ™‚

  7. w3ndee Avatar

    blackberry is the love, high 5!

    1. Jessica Tan Avatar

      I see love spreading aroundddddd! That’s the way to go!

  8. kisahsensasi Avatar

    walawei…. its all bout DIGI – always the smarter choice….

    1. Jessica Tan Avatar

      now u know! woo hoo! ๐Ÿ™‚ definitely wei

  9. ohmywtf Avatar

    oh dear…i just trapped by Lee-hom…. ๐Ÿ˜›

    1. Jessica Tan Avatar

      hahahh yeah. the yellow man better than lee hom hahahha ๐Ÿ˜›

  10. wen pink Avatar

    OMG U GET FREE BLACKBERRY!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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  12. Ian Avatar
    Ian

    Hi, Thanks for the great post.
    Im planning to jump over to Digi as well ( currently using Celcom)
    Anyway, I love my BB and Im kinda like a BB hobbyist programmer. I was wondering if you could share/blog the stuff you wished your BB could do and I figure out how to app part.
    Awesome blog btw.

    1. thejessicat Avatar

      thanks fo the compliment yo! ๐Ÿ™‚
      and LOL yeah, jump over to digi hehe.

      Hmmmmm… I don’t exactly know fo shure since there are alrdy ubertwitter, facebook fo bb, foursquare, wordpress for bb n lots more ๐Ÿ™‚ What are u currently working on? Must be kinda interesting ey? hehe

  13. juan Avatar
    juan

    hi jess,

    great post! was checking the web for digi blackberry review and found ur site.

    thanks a bunch to u cos i’m turning into a yellow man!

    i’m new to blackberry. should i go for the current sept promo for bold 9700 or wait for torch 9800?

    email me from ur blackberry!

    cheers,
    juan

    1. thejessicat Avatar

      yo! thanks a lot ๐Ÿ˜€
      hmmm…. I personally love bold 9700 alot. it’s the bold 2. Great features, interface, physical looks n such.
      torch however, if you really need such high specs and willing to wait AND pay that amount of money, then by all means ๐Ÿ™‚

      cheers!

  14. hew Avatar
    hew

    hi
    thanks for the great reviews! definitely helped me make up my mind.
    2 qs-
    1) i now have a maxis no- if i switch to a digi plan w BB do i lose my current hp no?
    2) what happens to yr bills when u are overseas? i heard horror stories of how your bills climbs becos the telcos track u all the time.

    thanks

    1. thejessicat Avatar

      haaha no worries.
      Why don’t u ask the digi ppl directly?

      anyway, if I ain’t wrong:

      1)no u wont lose ur number. can retain d same number
      2)rubbish. telco’s dont track u. when u are overseas, roaming charges will definitely apply. So switch off data while roaming (can use ur BB wifi if wanna surf) but u can still receive/make calls/smses if u activate a certain roaming plan.

  15. lan Avatar
    lan

    sounds like digi pay u for this. is it? no offenses. im also digi user. nice work. ๐Ÿ™‚

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