TheJessicat

When a policeMAN suffers from PMS

I was on my way back from the Police Station after a careless cop made a mistake by not inserting the date (of all things to forget.. pfftt) resulting in my having to all the way to town again to make an addition to the police report.


Oh, and did I mention the Inspector was horrendously rude?? That fat, obnoxious, grumpy and unpleasant son of a gun.

I think I will just spare him by
NOT putting his photograph here

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Oh you know what?
TOO BAD.. I just did.
The bigger the better

WHY? BECAUSE I FELT LIKE IT.
you dirtbag!
mind your manners

Jess : Tuan, saya ingin membuat penambahan kepada repot saya yang dibuat semalam
Asshole : Pasai apa buat silap?? Buat kerja dua kali saja. Hang mabuk ke siapa mabuk??

Jess : (I WAS LIKE WTF) For your info, it was your staff that made the mistake

– then another cop comes to assist me in the report
but was shoo-ed off by the asshole –

Asshole : Takpe, biar dia tunggu. Dia sendiri yang tak buat betul-betul
Jess : Excuse me?? What happened to ‘Mesra, Cepat dan Betul’ or something like that? And it was your staff who did the report wrongly. hello?

Asshole : Jangan bazir kertas dan masa saya. Kertas mahal tau?
Jess : !@#$%^&*!@#%*!

(THIS IS WHERE I WAS TRYING TO MAINTAIN COMPOSURE)

Asshole : Nah, dah buat dah. Tak payah chek dah… sekarang sudah betul.
Jess : hah? Tak payah chek, nanti korang buat silap lagi, aku kena datang sini jauh-jauh lagi DAN bazir kertas you.

Asshole : Ala… Orang macam saya takkan buat silap mia


OMFG THE EGOISTIC
ARROGANT *******!

on a lighter note, I was on my way back in mom’s car and suddenly I spotted this cement-mixer truck with a coincidental number plate

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ahahhaahhaha Kelvin, dedicated to you WetWetWater

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For the benefit of those who does not understand the Malay Language and upon request from my reader, here is the translation of the conversation
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Jess : Sir, I’d like to made an addition to my police report made last night
Asshole : Why the hell did you make a mistake? Such double work. Who’s drunk now? You or who else?

Jess : (I WAS LIKE WTF) For your info, it was your staff that made the mistake

– then another cop comes to assist me in the report
but was shoo-ed off by the asshole –

Asshole : Don’t bother. Let her wait. She was the one who didn’t do it properly in the first place.
Jess : Excuse me?? What happened to ‘Friendly, Fast and Accurate’ or something like that? And it was your staff who did the report wrongly. hello?

Asshole : Don’t waste my paper and my time. Paper is expensive, you know?
Jess : !@#$%^&*!@#%*!

(THIS IS WHERE I WAS TRYING TO MAINTAIN COMPOSURE)

Asshole : Shoo, it’s donewith. You don’t have to check anymore, it’s correct already.
Jess : What? If I don’t need to check, you guys might have made yet another mistake and I would have to come all the way to town again AND waste your expensive paper again?

Asshole : Yeah right… a person like me will not ever make mistakes.

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24 responses to “When a policeMAN suffers from PMS”

  1. Josh Avatar
    Josh

    kurang ajar punya budak… Tuang GTL ke dalam seluar besar awak kang… XD

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  2. ♥ JessieTan Avatar
    ♥ JessieTan

    AHAAHAHAHAHAHA
    good one. he was like tellin the other cop about something kurang ajar also. GOSSIPING.

    so unprofessional!!

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  3. AHMIKE Avatar
    AHMIKE

    Korang ajar sial betul gemuk ..

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  4. tZeLih Avatar
    tZeLih

    CILAKA PUNYA~~~!!!!

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  5. Juanito Avatar
    Juanito

    hangpa semua melayu gagal la… mana la sekolah belajar ??

    the right way should

    “whoai si pantat! hang jangan buat bodoh sombong tau tak?? muka macam babi, badan macam badak sumbu padahal ingat handsome sangat? haram jadah!!”

    more like it dont u think?

    oh btw.. HONKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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  6. jasonmighty Avatar
    jasonmighty

    Gone through such situation before.

    I was in pain while reporting. And the officer(a female) was so BIADAP…i was like…cilaka betul…orang dalam kesakitan ni !!!

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  7. Chris Thoo Avatar
    Chris Thoo

    you should speak in English with him. They are one of the reasons why most countries think that our law an enforcer are number ONE!
    cough..i mean as in…1 for the lowest and 10 as the highest…

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  8. gregorule Avatar
    gregorule

    turns on mean level 10:

    @$!@$#$%$%^$^*^&*$%@$%^^#$^$%
    who dares to freak with jess dunno how to spell die!!!

    babi kurang ajar!!

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  9. PehHwa Avatar
    PehHwa

    Lolz.. M’sia police really darn EFFICIENT!!!! swt@_@

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  10. Harry Avatar
    Harry

    screw that guy.

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  11. wEtwEtwAtEr Avatar
    wEtwEtwAtEr

    wEtwEtwAtEr rox~!!

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  12. Acey Tang Avatar
    Acey Tang

    Lahh, take the first letters of Mesra, Cepat, Betul… then you know already what they are like.

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  13. ♥ JessieTan Avatar
    ♥ JessieTan

    yahla ahmike.. i was damn surprised when he sed abt the ‘jangan bazir kertas saya’ thing. like WTF???? so kurang ajar.

    tzelih AGREED! COME LETS BOMB HIS HOUSE

    fuiyohhhh juan wa tak faham ur malay. so deep! ahahhahh not bad arr sumbodehhh’s malay? XD

    Jason wtf??? i bet ur situation must be worse than mine. summore ur in pain. aduhai. come, let’s BERTAHAN. lol

    ahahahah good one chris. actually, i DID speak english to him, but he replied me in malay anyway. ahhaha

    aisheyyyyyyyyyy grog since when ur on my side eh?? hmmm MUST BE SOMBODEHHH WANTS FREE GTL FRM ME. haihhhh. ada udang de sebalik batu XD XD XD

    lol pehhwa yalooooo. DAMN EFFICIENT TILL CANNOT BE MORE EFFICIENT DE. So impressive right they all? thats why i wanna publish it here. ahahahaha =D

    come parry screw him for me okie? screw him where the sun doesn’t shine. and he’ll say “jangan bazir punggung aku”

    ELEHHHHH KEL HOU SUM LEI

    ahahahah acey ull always be TCBE messiah la. everyth oso connect to MCB ahaahah

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  14. 3POINT8 Avatar
    3POINT8

    Your post inspired me to write something about police.
    Check it out at 3POINT8.

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  15. Vincent Avatar
    Vincent

    lol. That fella was the one who typed my report after i wrote it down on paper! He’s the one at the front counter! Can’t imagine he said those words to u.

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  16. Spectre Avatar
    Spectre

    since when ah wet comes to PENANG! ?XD

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  17. zhenlong25 Avatar
    zhenlong25

    I thought the officer who took my report was bad…..

    but compare to yours, i was in heaven=.=

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  18. ♥ JessieTan Avatar
    ♥ JessieTan

    haahah kif okok =)

    WHAT THE FUCK vince!!!! same guy???? OHMIGOSH SO CHUN. neither can i believe he’s so rude n unprofessional.

    ahaahaah spec since.. he wanted to climb into the cement mixer!! and become more WET!!! =D

    LOL zhenlong srsly. the cops quality is deteriorating. damn BIG HEAD de la if jadi police? pffft. pls la. they can mind their manners 1st

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  19. PhD|.Kit Avatar
    PhD|.Kit

    hahaha great one jessie! that was the event of my day! i was laughing like crap !i shall one day see u publishing articles in The Star!

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  20. ♥ JessieTan Avatar
    ♥ JessieTan

    AHAHAHAHH THANKS SO MUCH meng dear!! cant wait to see u in dec!!

    xoxo couzzieee
    glad i made u laugh!

    AHAHAHHAHA

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  21. 〤Ecl!5oNz™〤 Avatar
    〤Ecl!5oNz™〤

    he’s the MAN who maid me speechless!! =.=
    btw…
    really MCB!!
    mesra cepat betul… XD

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  22. ♥ JessieTan Avatar
    ♥ JessieTan

    ahahahahaha you kena b4 also? ahahaahahaa damn MCB and unprofessional. ^_^

    kutuk them kao kao. LOL

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  23. Satkuru Avatar
    Satkuru

    the slogan is just for showcase i guess. i doubt they will change in a million years but surprisingly when i was at the station the other day making a report, i was expecting a similar treatment to yours. But it didn’t happened.

    he was an elderly chap and he was definitely very courteous.

    probably the main branch in georgetown is terrible, lol

    i can feel what you would have felt when he uttered those comments. as much as i or in this case you would like to couterback, it’s best to just nod our head and leave that place before more trouble comes upon us 😛

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  24. ♥ JessieTan Avatar
    ♥ JessieTan

    EXACTLY!! i couldnt agree more =)
    well, i guess such treatments vary depending on the officer AND which station. LOL

    yes.. i felt like headbutting him. LOL!

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