Being desperately SHAMELESS in Facebook


Oh for pete’s sake. I’m swamped with work and deadlines but I couldn’t help but to blog this. This is bloody ridiculous I tell ya. One morning, I found this pathetic, sad and sorry piece of Facebook message lying in my inbox. Appalling, no?

wtf
Just in case your eyes fail ya, Imma put it here in legible writing
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u r so sexy
Between You and Deepak Rubendra
Deepak Rubendra 19 October at 11:12 Report

ruben 28 kl local indian i just finish my engineering in segi kd….waiting for results…can i ask u out for a date….lunch date?ok ha?i really wan to know a chinese gal tats y….indian gals r so susah ma….different…..chinese r more open, nice to mingle woth, more understanding and pretty…..indians gals r opposite,….since young i am with chinese frens,,till today…..haha…tats y i only like chinese gals …hehe….but i am a bit scared to talk to gals…not use to….hmmm, don know y ma…haiyal…..wah lau weh..haha…ok…if i can get to know u and ask u out for lunch ,,it will be great…i really wan to kget to know u…n dont worry ….i am not a bad guy lah…haha…if ok,just text me…0174040653..ok….u take care n really hope 2 c u….ok…bye!! smile.

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In what way do you really think using ‘ma’ , ‘haiyah’ and ‘wahlaueh’ one after another in the same sentence would impress a Chinese girl and hence, remotely harbouring even a wee bit of attraction for you?

AND I DO NOT CONDONE THE FACT OF U DISCRIMINATING
THE FEMALES OF YOUR OWN RACE AND
GENERALIZING THEM.
I have a handful of amazing girl friends who are Indians
Hows that, you imbecile?

A friend of mine, April, had a similar encounter over the telephone during working hours one day. Geez boys, I know your momma prolly never taught you much about the birds and the bees… but that’s certainly not the way to get a girl!


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44 responses to “Being desperately SHAMELESS in Facebook”

  1. Vivien Avatar
    Vivien

    hahah…. no one will send such thing to you anymore ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. ~ โ™ฅ J E SS I C A . T Avatar
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    ya i do get things liddat a fews time edi but then at most also they just say like oh im 25, law student blablabla wanna meet up blabla. not so bad right? this is just @_________@ omg. but i noe there r ppl out there who kena worse la

  3. chris_lim Avatar
    chris_lim

    lol, so desperate… really embarrass us guys.

    btw can I date u? lol jk ๐Ÿ˜›

  4. ~ โ™ฅ J E SS I C A . T Avatar
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    HAHA embarrassment ey. and LOL what is this!! want me to print screen n blog about u now isit, harr harr? hehe ๐Ÿ˜›

  5. Josh Avatar
    Josh

    Cough cough* Facebook is not Flirtbook. Want to flirt then go create Flirtbook for flirters like you.

  6. Ken Chia Avatar
    Ken Chia

    OMG! this guy truely desperate…he try to hit a girl before he turn 30?? LOL

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    Josh
    haha yeah, i dont think he was even close to flirting. he was just trying to promote himself, my guess is that he sends d same thing to ALL d chinese girls he has on his friend-list.

    Ken
    ehh ehh.. dont play play, CORRECTION. must be CHINESE girl summore. AHAHHAHAHAHA

  8. Alvin Lim Avatar
    Alvin Lim

    hahaha hey btw im 21, and im so desperate!
    wat the buck weih, I tried not to be racist, but, i dont und why the hell idian like to do that.even in a poker game on facebook, they try to flirt.
    it might be something that russell peter used to said, indian are cheap. they had that cheap thing in their gene! INDIANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !

  9. ~ โ™ฅ J E SS I C A . T Avatar
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    neither do i understand. >__< haaha russell will oways be russell. he rocks! and LOL d last word in ur comment made me laugh wtf

  10. IHSAN KHAIRIR Avatar
    IHSAN KHAIRIR

    LOL, so did you click 'Reply'?

  11. PehHwa Avatar
    PehHwa

    Lolz.. Ridiculous msg, lidat aso can. Guess that he is too desperate. Ask him to go to Bkt Bintang to find. haha

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    ihsan
    hahahahaha. wot do u think? ๐Ÿ˜›

    PehHwa
    lol bkt bintang too high class fo him! ask him to go pudu or chow kit there

  13. Spectre Avatar
    Spectre

    lol desperate for date is one thing but this is too much even for me 0.0 Btw I'm very desperate for JUICE latest issue XD Jess

  14. MKL Avatar
    MKL

    Sadly, FB is more and more effed up! It's become a place for weirdos and scammers. You need to be careful, sometimes the same message is posted to tons of people and they try to get info, maybe spread a virus. I'm sure he copied exactly the same crappy message to many Chinese girls he found in the search. You say I'm fishing. But this is what I call fishing, haha. I'm just playing my natural charms, you know. I never do what the guy does ๐Ÿ˜‰

  15. Ying Zi Avatar
    Ying Zi

    Eeesh,yeah,I'm sure this same msg has been send to several chinese girls. Yucks,disgusting idiot.
    Take his number and put it at bus stops. MUAHAHAHAHA!

  16. lih wern Avatar
    lih wern

    just started reading your blog. like it (:

  17. Eric Lee Avatar
    Eric Lee

    HAHAHA this is freaking hilarious….this guy got balls of steel but nuts for brains…No wonder Russell Peters said once that indians are racist to their own race…hahahaha chinese girls are open minded but not dumb to fall for this la…Best thing is he blame his failure for getting girls on indian girls being susah…

    btw dropping by from BU

  18. Irenelim Avatar
    Irenelim

    Haha, that's out of this "earth" ๐Ÿ™‚ At least he gets your attention and even got featured on your blog.

  19. Dylan Phuah Avatar
    Dylan Phuah

    y dont you play along with him. haha~! i like to kena-kan back these ppl.

  20. KwOnG FeI Avatar
    KwOnG FeI

    haiya why dun go out with him jek..
    just for lunch ma..
    i think.. the initial invitation was alright but the problem is he is too hurry..
    u must at least get a nod from a girl before exposing ur hp number at least..
    in addition, the title also wrong
    'u r so sexy'.. so if i say yes, i am coming out to let u see my sexyness la..
    haha
    for dat guy' use better approach' la

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    Spec
    hahaha too much ey? btw, juice's latest issue the cover very boring wan ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜› but the content is still nais

    MKL
    yeppers, thats wot i felt too. i shud round up all d chinese gals dat got his bloody cheap attempt. and *cough* self praising now? hahha ๐Ÿ˜›

    YingZi
    exactly. i'd take his number n give it to the thugs or loansharks ๐Ÿ˜›

    lihwern
    thanks! nice 2know u do. come back soon!

    Eric
    hohoho analyze his lame message also huh? haahahah and yeah man russell peters is (controversial) veryvery right ๐Ÿ™‚ woots

    Irene
    hmmm.. on the bright side, thats a good point for him to smile about! haha! ๐Ÿ˜›

    Dylan
    ohyeah hor. then got nicer n juicier story ๐Ÿ˜›

    KwongFei
    huwahh. give him counselling summore. hahaha! ๐Ÿ™‚ good advice u have there u shud write it on his FACEBOOK WALL. ahhahahahaah XD

  22. kenwooi Avatar
    kenwooi

    DESPO!
    but you should have played along.. fun what.. then got more to blog about.. like how dumb he is.. =P

    kenwooi.com

  23. Janice Avatar
    Janice

    haha..
    die la tis fello..
    no more face in facebook ady..
    haha..
    seriously desperate wei..

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    kenwooi
    yeahhhlor. didnt think of that earlier -__- haha!

    Janice
    waakakakaka. facelessbook edi.

  25. yenniedoll Avatar
    yenniedoll

    lol, i also encounter this kinda thing on FB.

  26. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    You are a very angry person.

  27. Jeffro Avatar
    Jeffro

    No lor.. my mum nvr tot me birds and bees… Had to learn it myself.. LOL! discovery channel is awesome! =P

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    yenniedoll
    hehe yeahlor! u told me b4 also

    Anon
    hmm.. ur right. i guess i was also kinda stressed up w work so abit bad mood ๐Ÿ™

    Jeffro
    LOL wot about National Geographic? AHHAAHAHAAHA ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜›

  29. taufulou Avatar
    taufulou

    start to admire you liau lei~
    your market now have grown to indian market..not bad not bad..first encounter was middle east then now..locals..
    hahahah
    :p

  30. Aidi-Safuan Avatar
    Aidi-Safuan

    haha…funny lorh dat indian guyz!
    how do you know he is not reading ur blog?wahahahaha…

    p/s: i wish u will live happily ever after(with him). :p

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    taufulou
    omg i hate u ahbok *ROARRRRRRRRRRRRR* i wish u will get married in afghanistan ๐Ÿ˜›

    Aidi
    in fact, i actually dont mind him seeing it. HAAHHAHAA. and WTF I HATE U TOO!! ๐Ÿ˜›

  32. daniel Avatar
    daniel

    hey nice entry lol. Poor guy ๐Ÿ˜›

  33. Jayelle Avatar
    Jayelle

    ehhh!! i had the exact same message from the exact SAME GUY. DEEPAK! lol..i just ignored it. same level as those lala friendster boys.

  34. Jayelle Avatar
    Jayelle

    ehhh!! i had the exact same message from the exact SAME GUY. DEEPAK! lol..i just ignored it. same level as those lala friendster boys.

  35. Catfish Avatar
    Catfish

    Hahah… I wonder if Josh did that without the Indian Chinese gal thingy?

  36. Catfish Avatar
    Catfish

    Hahah… I wonder if Josh did that without the Indian Chinese gal thingy? JK JK ;-P

  37. peterpan Avatar
    peterpan

    giv him credit 4 tryin but wat d heck! he got yr attention , anythin jadi wil b like Beauty & d Beast

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    Daniel
    tenkiu! and LOL kesian him ah? ๐Ÿ˜›

    Jayelle
    case proven! omg he spams all chinese gurls wtf

    Catfish
    wah u damn jahat dowan talk to u. ๐Ÿ˜›

    peterpan
    ahaaahha well sed wei! LOLOLOL.

  39. vansharry Avatar
    vansharry

    OMG! im so loving this post. ahha. pathetic people desperately searching for love!! gosh, he needs to like get a life. nyahaha. anyway, good luck girl. nice blog ๐Ÿ™‚

  40. MrCaRt3r Avatar
    MrCaRt3r

    damn…really mem-persiasui-kan us guys weiihh =.=
    ahahhaa…despo fella…and wtf with the silly title of "u r so sexy". sigh…if he thinks he's gonna turn gals own by sending these type of msgs…well..fat chance ! he can continue dreaming and waitin for jess to giv him da greenlight…wahahahaaa…

    oh ya jessie !! add me bk in fb !!
    im using bk the old account =)))

  41. jolene Avatar

    wth! this guy got problem is it? i received these kinda messages before my msn messenger and handphone but never in facebook and i don’t wish to.. i think i received before in my website/blog

  42. ms red ribbon Avatar

    the guy looks so funny! ahahaha…

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