Oh for pete’s sake. I’m swamped with work and deadlines but I couldn’t help but to blog this. This is bloody ridiculous I tell ya. One morning, I found this pathetic, sad and sorry piece of Facebook message lying in my inbox. Appalling, no?

wtf
Just in case your eyes fail ya, Imma put it here in legible writing
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u r so sexy
Between You and Deepak Rubendra
Deepak Rubendra 19 October at 11:12 Report

ruben 28 kl local indian i just finish my engineering in segi kd….waiting for results…can i ask u out for a date….lunch date?ok ha?i really wan to know a chinese gal tats y….indian gals r so susah ma….different…..chinese r more open, nice to mingle woth, more understanding and pretty…..indians gals r opposite,….since young i am with chinese frens,,till today…..haha…tats y i only like chinese gals …hehe….but i am a bit scared to talk to gals…not use to….hmmm, don know y ma…haiyal…..wah lau weh..haha…ok…if i can get to know u and ask u out for lunch ,,it will be great…i really wan to kget to know u…n dont worry ….i am not a bad guy lah…haha…if ok,just text me…0174040653..ok….u take care n really hope 2 c u….ok…bye!! smile.

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In what way do you really think using ‘ma’ , ‘haiyah’ and ‘wahlaueh’ one after another in the same sentence would impress a Chinese girl and hence, remotely harbouring even a wee bit of attraction for you?

AND I DO NOT CONDONE THE FACT OF U DISCRIMINATING
THE FEMALES OF YOUR OWN RACE AND
GENERALIZING THEM.
I have a handful of amazing girl friends who are Indians
Hows that, you imbecile?

A friend of mine, April, had a similar encounter over the telephone during working hours one day. Geez boys, I know your momma prolly never taught you much about the birds and the bees… but that’s certainly not the way to get a girl!

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