Oh for pete’s sake. I’m swamped with work and deadlines but I couldn’t help but to blog this. This is bloody ridiculous I tell ya. One morning, I found this pathetic, sad and sorry piece of Facebook message lying in my inbox. Appalling, no?

u r so sexy
Between You and Deepak Rubendra
Deepak Rubendra 19 October at 11:12 Report

ruben 28 kl local indian i just finish my engineering in segi kd….waiting for results…can i ask u out for a date….lunch date?ok ha?i really wan to know a chinese gal tats y….indian gals r so susah ma….different…..chinese r more open, nice to mingle woth, more understanding and pretty…..indians gals r opposite,….since young i am with chinese frens,,till today…..haha…tats y i only like chinese gals …hehe….but i am a bit scared to talk to gals…not use to….hmmm, don know y ma…haiyal…..wah lau weh..haha…ok…if i can get to know u and ask u out for lunch ,,it will be great…i really wan to kget to know u…n dont worry ….i am not a bad guy lah…haha…if ok,just text me…0174040653..ok….u take care n really hope 2 c u….ok…bye!! smile.

In what way do you really think using ‘ma’ , ‘haiyah’ and ‘wahlaueh’ one after another in the same sentence would impress a Chinese girl and hence, remotely harbouring even a wee bit of attraction for you?

A friend of mine, April, had a similar encounter over the telephone during working hours one day. Geez boys, I know your momma prolly never taught you much about the birds and the bees… but that’s certainly not the way to get a girl!