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MUTATED MEAL

September 21, 2008 by thejessicat

Ya know, the strangest thing is that I can’t seem to concentrate on my revisions despite the fact that my effing exams are effing tomorrow!!

So, this is one of my random bites whilst (I’m supposed to be) studying.

Mom bought me a muffin to eat for tea-time and you know how muffins usually look like right?


Yes, I’m a muffin
and this is how I look like

Yup, such splendid muffins to tingle your tastebuds. But what kind of muffin did I get for tea time just 5 mins ago?
I couldn’t help but to laugh my arse off when I saw it :

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It looks as though it’s suffering from Elephantitis Neurofibrome – a disease where mutated cells and tissues form like tumour.

JUST LOOK AT THAT MMM
(MISERABLE MISHAPEN MUFFIN)

Oh well, looks like the poor cat, dog and snake ate it and it further mutated in their stomachs.

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God bless the cat.

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And God bless the dog

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And God bless the snake

(yes.. if you’re wondering, ALL the three animal pics above were shot by me)

And God bless you cos you don’t get to eat my muffin

And finally, God bless me. This is my final post before the examinations

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=(

IM WAAAAY IN OVER MY HEAD
can’t wait for exams to be over

=( =(

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My first tag in a gazillion years!

September 21, 2008 by thejessicat
Okay, here’s the thing. It’s friggin 2.15am now
and I’m supposed to be studying.

=( I’m sorry Sherry, DSX, celestialshivo and everyone who tried to make me,
it didn’t work.


=( So here I am, doing a tag

THE SELF
[01] Name: Jessica Tan Su Lin
[02] Nickname: Jessie, Benjicajess, Jess, POM
[03] Married: Nope
[04] Zodiac Sign: Cancer
[05] Gender: Female
[06] Age: 19 (1989)
[07] High School: SMK Convent Green Lane
[08] College: KDU College Penang Campus
[09] Height: 170cm
[10] Weight: 56kg
[11] Do you like yourself: “For others to love you, you gotta love urself”
[12] Piercings: Yup, three
[13] Right or left: Right
[14] Are you a freak : Sushi freak YESSS
[15] Hair: Faded red & black
[16] Skin: In between tanned – fair
[17] Allergic: Seafood!
[18] What are you doing now: trying my butt off to study 🙁
[19] What will you do 1 hour later: Studying I guess
[20] What will you do 10 years later: 29 years old. Working comfortably with a good career, happily married

THE FAMILY
[21] Live with mother/father/parents: parents
[22] Siblings(included you): one and only – ME!
[23] Eldest: me!
[24] Youngest: me!
[25] Love/hate your family: LOVE!

THE LOVE
[26] You found your another half: *beams*
[27] If yes, who is he/she: Benjamin Tan
[28] If no, who you want he/she to be: Can I say Prince Nuada? =)
[29] Time(s) you in relationship: one and half and half (if those was even considered)
[30] Ever woo boy/girl(0-100000): HAHA nope, in that aspect, I’m traditional
[31] Anyone woo you before(0-100000): yeah! =) =)
[32] Did anything wrong to your other half: DUHHHHHHH
[33] What was/were the wrong you had done: I wouldn’t even wanna bring it up
[34] Ever argue with your other half: DUHHHHHHHHH
[35] You with your other half since: 2004
[36] Are you straight/Lesbo: straight
[37] Reasons you love your other half: “because he saw right through me”
[38] You and your other half in which stage: in a stage where everyth is relatively stable =)
[39] You woo he/she or he/she woo you: him.. HAAHAAH i remember how it began =*
[40] Ever think of marry he/she: in God’s will, indeed I do!

THE FRIENDS
[41] Your first best friend: Chiew Nyen (miss u babe!)
[42] Your first enemy: Don’t get me started
[43] The friend you love the most: Right now? There are a few gems in my life now. Can I not say just ONE? It’s Joyce, Rachel Keng & Rachel Tan, Sim, KXin, Gavin, Minny, Jasmine, Bernard, Ralph
[44] The enemy you hate the most(1only): I don’t have one at the moment. “Love thy neighbours as thyself”
[45] Your most beautiful girl friend: JOYCCCEEEE~!!
[46] Your most handsome guy friend: GAVVVINNNN~!!!
[47] The kind of girl you hate the most: attention seekers
[48] The kind of boy you hate the most: perverts
[49] You fall in love with your close friend before: Benjie was my best friend-turned-boyfriend
[50] Your best friend is your ex-lover: AHAAHAH NO!
[51] If your friend backstabbing you: Ouch. “Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer”
[52] If your friend betray you: Never speak of that friendship

again
[53] If your friend woo your lover: Oh well. I trust he knows what to do =)
[54] If your friend fall in love with you: Explain that the most I can go is the love of friendship
[55] If you fall in love with your best friend: I love my besties, but I’M NOT IN LOVE w them!

THE STUDIES
[56] Are you a good student: Yeah, kinda =)
[57] You always done your homeworks/assignments: Yeps
[58] The teacher/tutor you love the most: Shen-Hoei, Aaron, Ruby & Irwan
[59] Always late to school/college: ALWAYS. Even that’s an understatement
[60] Your class: Is fun!
[61] You love your seniors: Some of them =)
[62] Senior who you love the most: Michael Cheong!
[63] Your classmates good/bad: good
[64] Excellent result classmate: Emm… Ragu?
[65] Laziest classmate: Haha.. jangan lah. Can I not say it? =)

THE PEOPLE
[66] Smart people: Ragu
[67] Stupid people: LOL
[68] Good looking people: Joyce
[69] Ugly people: LOL WTF
[70] Funny people: Gavin
[71] Cute people: Jasmine
[72] Bad people: LOL
[73] Honest people: Ralph
[74] Acting people: LOL
[75] You are what kind of people: I have split personalities

THE PREFER
[76] Lip or eyes: eyes
[77] Hugs or kisses: hugs & kisses!!!!
[78] Shorter or taller: i wanna be SHORTER PLEASSEEE!!!!
[79] hesitant or spontaneous: spontaneous
[80] Nice stomach or nice arms: both!
[81] Listener or talker: talker
[82] Romantic or rich: romantic
[83] Good husband or Good Father: both!

THE FUTURE
[84] Age to get marry: before 28
[85] Numbers of kid(s): I hate kids
[86] Career: Anything in the creative or writing industry
[87] Salary: 5-figure income =)
[88] Retirement age: ahahhahaha when I’m old enuff
[89] Properties value: high!
[90] Wishes: that He blesses my family & I in health, wealth, love & in faith

THE VICTIMS
[91] PACEY
[92] SHERRY
[93] CHRIST
[94] JEANNIE
[95] JEN AI
[96] MESHA
[97] FIMELIME
[98] RUI
[99] DSX
[100] CATHY

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