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Behold the power….

March 11, 2008 by thejessicat

Imagine the power that one possesses of contorting ones face into any flubber shape. I never actually realized how ugly-fied Vincent can be. Until that fateful day…. *jengjengjeng*

Sorry I had to censor the conversation. It wasn’t appropriate for general viewing. Anyway, the point is not even the convo, the main attraction is his head/face.


Looks like there’s a new Mojo Jojo in town – Vojo Vovo!!

But somehow, I think Chip & Dale rescue rangers suits him better.

LOL.
Even the chipmunk is starring in shock at his attempt to join the species

Before I knew it, I noticed that I was talking to a troll

Who suddenly evolved into a dickhead. Hmm, try auditioning for a condom ad.

wow. Such versatile evolutions, Vincent. =)
I’m actually in awe that you behold such impressive skills to transform into any shape/kind you want.

no. In fact, I’m just about to run faaaaar faaaaar away from you because I know you’re so gonna give me a sadistic murder (just like the Black Dahlia murder case) and rip me apart into 7344523543798293845 pieces until no one can even recognize Jessica Tan anymore.

Well, at least I didn’t put it in Facebook.

*runs & hides*

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Say "no" to couch potatos!

March 11, 2008 by thejessicat

Outdoor stuff has always been my kinda thing, diggin’ it since high school! Likewise, sports. =) Sports & gymming used to be a routine to me and it’s great that I’ve been back to my passions again after a certain hiatus.

The best part is, dragging Dubby along!! *grins*

Wow.. looks like Sir Stamford Raffles found another Singapore!
“hear ye hear ye, thee shalt listen to my decree”

It didn’t take him a long time to learn up the game from me. In fact, we’ve been at it for about a year or two now. LOL. The best part is, I dragged my other buddies for a session yesterday and boy, were they panting! And it was as though they had just dunked themselves in a tub of water! =P

Told ya it was a tiring game. *makes ugly faces at Sim* How dare you make fun of my stamina during the hikes???? You were the noob of the day! =P

Anyway, Dubby & I hit my country club’s gym as usual, after our game.

From this angle, I managed to capture the both of us.


Caught him laying eggs by the e-row machine!

We had a (tiring) fun session and it ended with the protein shakes.
It’s a good thing I chose the “safe” flavour unlike the sillyDUfus who tried to be adventurous but failed miserably.

[Note to readers: Strawberry & Banana fused together as a drink is NOT pleasant at all. In fact, it could prolly end up as one of the food challenges on Fear Factor]

*grin*

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