TheJessicat

How I got thrown into jail and blogged from there!

Okay. Out of ALL the FML stories that I tweet about every now and then, nothing beats this. Yup, you betcha. Right here right now, I’m stuck in an epic problem. Yes literally stuck IN BETWEEN this shit.

Ya know how every condo unit will have a main wooden door and a metal grill gate right? Yes, that’s where I am now. In between those two – I’m not locked OUT and NOT locked in. I’m simply stuck in the middle of this dilemma.

So I whipped out my berry and started blogging this,at this very moment. Thank god! For without it I would be bored to death. T_T Much love goes out to my concerned friends that BBM-ed me the moment I tweeted about it [here]!

Speaking of which, I’m on the phone with buddy Erin now. So nice of her to call! *hugs* However, there were nasty friends of mine that laughed at me and even kept retweeting me! But then again, I don’t blame anyone la. It IS kinda funny come to think of it right?
Sigh

Okay yay, just got word that someone is coming to save me. Now all I can do is wait and try to find some self entertainment. I just opened my shoe cabinet and *shy* I didn’t know I had that many pairs of heels. Ooops!

Hey I’m actually beginning to get used to being locked up and sitting here on the cute Ikea stool that I derive pleasure in hurling random rants on this blog. Hmm, it ain’t that bad after all. Oh you know what’s funny? Things could be worse. I thank God I’m not hungry. And fortunately, I don’t feel like I need to pee.

And good thing I’m not claustrophobic. Or afraid of spiders.
There’s one in the same corner as me now.


The best part was when I asked mom what to do, she told me to camwhore to pass my time and send her my miserable pictures. Haha. Okay, it’s now clocking into one solid hour in this cage already. Sigh. You can come and take pictures of me like I’m an ancient relic in a museum display window if you want to. LOL


This is for you, mom

NOW I KNOW HOW CRIMINALS FEEL IN PRISON AND REHAB! Heck, those jailbirds don’t even have internet for chrissake -_-” Ohnoes. Let’s just hope my berry doesn’t run outta battery before I’m rescued outta this.

Entertain me, somebody?
I don’t like it here 🙁

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37 responses to “How I got thrown into jail and blogged from there!”

  1. Krizzy Avatar
    Krizzy

    I'm sorry, but this is hilarious.

    see, the only way this wouldn't be funny is if you actually were hungry/injured/needed to pee.

    I still love you though 😀

    … hey how did you get stuck in there anyway ?

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  2. Biggie Avatar
    Biggie

    hahaha! So funny. Luckily too you dun have d urge to pang sai.
    how long till you were rescued?

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  3. ~ ♥ J E SS I C A . T Avatar
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    Krizzy
    T____T ur another mean one! lol sigh i love you too 🙁 I got stuck in there when I left the housekeys inside my house. The moment I locked my wooden door behind me, the look on my face was nothing but horror.

    Biggie
    yeahh thank god right? and I'm still in here!! 🙁

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  4. Krizzy Avatar
    Krizzy

    Ahaha, silly Jess.
    also, tell your mum that i think she's brilllllliant !

    .. wait, you're still stuck ?

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  5. ~ ♥ J E SS I C A . T Avatar
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    she will read the comments for herself no worries! 🙂 and yess im still here T_T

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  6. xxkillerstrikexx Avatar
    xxkillerstrikexx

    nice nails. LOL!!! so what are u doing now?

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  7. Just Erin Avatar
    Just Erin

    Heeeeheeeee!

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  8. Tzy Wen Avatar
    Tzy Wen

    how the hell did you take the 3rd photo?!?! that went thru my mind first when I saw your tweet, lmao came after that 😀

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    killerstrike
    sigh. thank you.. just had them manicured a few days ago 🙁

    Just Erin
    so bad! and thanks for calling hun

    TzyWen
    hehe I asked someone to help me take 🙂 luckily he didnt run off with my berry. :O

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  10. julian Avatar
    julian

    Lol – but also wondering how you got the third photo?? Doesn't make sense…

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  11. ~ ♥ J E SS I C A . T Avatar
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    a kind soul came by and helped me take a pic!

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  12. julian Avatar
    julian

    OK 🙂 Males sense – hope you're out now??

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  13. ~ ♥ J E SS I C A . T Avatar
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    hehe yup! it's 9pm now and honestly if I WAS STILL STUCK THERE TILL NOW i would probably die! ahhahahaha 🙂 thanksss *hugs

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  14. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    hahahaha .. jess in distress? but can still entertain herself.. see those pretty toes and manicured nails? I tell u tis gal is adaptable just anywhere u put her .. jungle, city n even in a cell!
    p/s Tks Chris/Jackie for deliverin the mobile to the cell.

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  15. ~ ♥ J E SS I C A . T Avatar
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    haha thankss yea! and yeaaa if they didn't come to my rescue I wouldn't even have gotten out in d end! wheee

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  16. IHSAN KHAIRIR Avatar
    IHSAN KHAIRIR

    I live in an apartment like yours, but mine doesn't have the grill so it would be impossible for me to be in the same situation as yours. But I have locked myself out of the apartment for having left the house keys in the house!

    Glad to know you're safely out. Otherwise your blog entry would turn into a forensic evidence… (sorry if that sounds too grim)

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  17. ~ ♥ J E SS I C A . T Avatar
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    Haha! even if u locked urself OUT, u can still walk away and go somewhere while waiting for someone. but me? T____T i can't go anywhere trapped in between! haha. and thanks! LOL grim is gooooooooood. melikes

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  18. Josh Avatar
    Josh

    Fuah, even when you are trapped also you can take photo and everything… Wonder what you can do if you are stranded in the desert… Camwhore with scorpion? ^_^

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  19. MKL Avatar
    MKL

    OMG, dearie! I told you one day they'll put you behind bars, because you always look so hot and those killer heels didn't help either. XD

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  20. NICE..... Avatar
    NICE…..

    I have to say I REALLY liked your mom's comment!

    Everyone does this at least once in their lifetime, Jess. The question is have you ever wondered, how would you live if you were to lose the "keys" or privelege to your BB and Camera?

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    Josh
    Haha yeaaaaa, might as well make full use of my time trapped in there right? LOL I won't camwhore w d scorpions, I'd cook a scorpion stew fo u with wotever means.

    MKL
    Hahahahahha I plead NOT GUILTY!! Wud u come n bail me out? Haha! 😛

    Nice
    Lol mom can b so funny sumtimes! And yea totally agree with u, if I was locked there without my gadgets, I wud prolly fall asleep or continue staring outside at behind bars waitin fo sumone 2cme to my aid 🙂

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  22. Bengbeng Avatar
    Bengbeng

    hope u r out by now

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  23. Ying Zi Avatar
    Ying Zi

    Jia lut siol,then how ? You waited for your landlord?

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  24. Aidi-Safuan Avatar
    Aidi-Safuan

    haha…thank god u are released already from that "prison".huhu..

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    bengbeng
    Helll yeahhhhhh 🙂

    yingzi
    Yalorrr. Otherwise how? Call bulldozer n breakdown d lock n gate hehe

    aidi
    Hahahaah yay!! 🙂

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  26. Allison Avatar
    Allison

    lucky u still have ur BB! camwhore with all ur shoes! haha

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  27. ~ ♥ J E SS I C A . T Avatar
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    Hahayeahhh! Initially thought of duin dat butthen too dark there in dat corner. 🙁

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  28. Spectre Avatar
    Spectre

    This gottta to be your greatest moment of all , Jess. Lucky someone save u or else call bomba to chainsaw the grill.

    PS: yes. i did laugh when seeing the pix XD

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  29. BLue Avatar
    BLue

    OMG stuck in the middle just like TuTu Tomato Man previously. You're so lucky you can even blog about this -.-

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  30. goingkookies Avatar
    goingkookies

    omg!! had me there for a momnet.. was concerned.. tot wat happened to u..

    mana tau u mean a diff kind of jail!!

    so notti!!

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    Blue
    yaaa!! 🙂 u remembered! hahaaha when he knew he was like "omg me too last time." haha!

    goingkookies
    sorrryyyyyyyyy! 😛 hee! thanks so much fo d concern yahs

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  32. Simon Seow Avatar
    Simon Seow

    Who took the picture for you? There's one pic in there definitely got someone outside took one.

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  33. Dave Avatar
    Dave

    i know how you feel because i experience it before as well!!!

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  34. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Dear Author http://www.benjicajess.com !
    I can suggest to come on a site on which there are many articles on this question.

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    Simon
    haha someone who passed by 🙂 sharp eyes la u

    Dave
    gosh u got stuck there too? hope it didnt take too long to get u out!

    Anonymous
    Ermm.. what question?

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  36. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    I want to quote your post in my blog. It can?
    And you et an account on Twitter?

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  37. ~ ♥ J E SS I C A . T Avatar
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    Yeah sure. But just link me accordingly n it'll be fine 🙂

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