If ANY of you do not know who or what the Chippendales are, you obviously haven't done your natural, inhibited selves a huge favour.

*winks* They're world-famous and tickets to watch them LIVE costs a few high hundreds!

During the weekend when I was in Singapore for the Formula One Grand Prix race, I was thrilled to know that there was a free Chippendales showcase ongoing. WATCH ALL THE VIDEOS I CAPTURED BELOW, OKAY? 😀

When the show began, it kicked off with energetic and macho dance routines… all in perfect coordination and timing!

It's the cowboys from the era of the Wild Wild West!

There's just something about watching very masculine men pumping to the beat of the strong bass.

And I like tattoo-ed men.

This touring company of male erotic performers come from across the globe, in all SHAPES AND SIZES (Yes, I'm insinuating something. Go figure) There were Caucasians, Africans, Asians, Europeans and other exotic mixed races.

So much breakdancing, crumping, popping, locking and dropping!

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo0ZJwOTnWg

Usher's OMG with these sexy thangs in formal attire

Their well choreographed stunts were amazing! Those hip hop moves certainly found their way into these men's muscular and very flexible bodies.

Yes take that shirt off for us, hotstuff 😉

Touch yourself in places, we cant!

Errr.. yes. Something like that 😉

(Sans the clothes)

The Chippendales did not only just dance, but they sang as well. Very well, in fact!

Here's my fave video of the night. Hunky, topless & muscular men performing to Akon's Sexy Bitch (some striptease!)

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zxzzU5hJuQ

Love their dance and Bryan Chan in his F1 racer suit!

Popular songs such as Down by Jay Sean, Harder to Breathe by Maroon 5, Hero by Enrique Iglesias, OMG by Usher, among the many others too

Their role-play was simply top notch as well! Astounding, if I do say so myself.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKFcZs7o394

Buffy aircraft cleaners, anyone? 🙂

So much so that I wonder if my gardener, butler is secretly as hot as them underneath their immaculate uniforms? Their clandestine self intrigues me. Hmmmm… 😉

MAKE WAY FOR THE PILOT, CAPTAIN OF YOUR FLIGHT TONIGHT!

So… when smart and desirable pilots in their full uniform slowly take everything off one by one, what happens?

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cugjUMtR5c

Down till their American flag boxers babeh!

Among the roleplays they presented were pilots, lumberjacks, carpenters, firemen, janitors, construction workers, policemen, cowboys and lots more.

Ya know those typical masculine jobs 😀 😀

Construction workers HARD at work with their tools of trade

Obviously, throughout all their singing and dance routines, they weaved in their expertise to complete this full-blown show.

Little by little, they take a bit of their clothes off. Teasing and igniting your senses until they're down to their undergarments.

I've honestly never sat in a concert hall with this amount of immense screaming and cheering by the ladies before!!!

A STRIPTEASE AND EROTIC MALE DANCING was on the prowl!!

Seriously ladies, do yourselves a favour and watch them LIVE if you can. You'll feel more of a woman after that!

You don't know so many ladies volunteering to go up on stage with them when these hunky men asked for a representative of the crowd.

Such irresistible eye candies at your pleasure.

Have an open mind and embrace your natural instincts, I implore you.

And, if you think all these are too explicit for you to compute, I'm so very sorry that you don't have normal, healthy female hormones.

Every girl has her fantasy, likewise, every man. If men can treat themselves to a collection of erotic material and be proud of it, I don't see why straight girls can't indulge in this and celebrate their sexuality as well!

The Chippendales are professionals and they perform excellently at what they do.

Do you see your man doing this in bed to turn you on and ignite your senses? Pffftt.

So shut up, sit back and relax.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2xFyc7B2P8

Howzabout hotstuffs in glow in the dark underwear spreading luminous paint all over themselves?

Loosen up and acknowledge that femme fatale in you. Muahahaha. And while you're at it, ride that cowboy. Yeeeeee hawww!

And I'm not only speaking for the ladies, gay men… REJOICE!! :D Coz this post is for you too.

It's really fun to see such an attractive man all fully (and well) dressed with a coat, vest, tie and fedora….

……..bare it all down to nothing but a kinky bowtie and skin.

OBVIOUSLY he has jeans on in this photo la!

The best bits are meant to be watched LIVE with your very own eyes.

They're indeed one talented bunch, hats off to them! (or clothes? :P)

A STANDING ovation, in every sense of the word. Thanks again, Maxis & Lotus Racing

To save the best for last, here's a permanent fixture I'd see on my bedside every night *winks*

(yes I was given a framed-up hardcopy)

And these were the words my favorite one said to me – "How're doing baby? Bet you loved our show didn't you? Come park your ass right here on my lap."

I think I just died and went to heaven.