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can your EXAM STRESS SYMPTOMS BEAT MINE??

December 1, 2008 by thejessicat


I think I’m going nuts.

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strangely, I never knew how I looked like in study-mode.
thanks mum!

The final exam week has just begun and I’m beginning to show signs of spasmodically untamed behaviour and much discountenance to the people around me. .


[[ — SYMPTOM #1 — ]]

My frequent trips to Starbucks prior to the exam week has made me fast friends with the baristas alike. They give me one look and yell, “One Green Tea Latte – hot!”

But alas, since it was the Christmas season and whatnot.. I decided to follow the bandwagon. AND ORDERED DARK CHERRY MOCHA FRAP INSTEAD.

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*glares at CincauHangus & WetWetWaterKelvin*

It sucks.
Green Tea Latte beats the ice outta Dark Cherry Mocha Frap ANYTIME!!

[[ — SYMPTOM #2 — ]]

My circumference is drastically widening. All because my stomach is getting bigger.
And no, I’m not pregnant. God forbid.

It’s because…..

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Mom has made me consume 3000 mL of water everyday, as she always does during any exam season of mine. Her proclivity of such has drived me up the wall!! @_@

What do I look like to you mom, an aquarium??

♥♥
but hey, i still love her.

and. that’s not the worst part.

[[ — SYMPTOM #3 — ]]

My face has physiologically been distorted to a point of no return.
cos I have to down 6 bottles of BRAND’s Chicken Essence in a week!!! I don’t know about you guys, but the smell, in my opinion is simply distasteful.

>__<

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Imagine squeezing and extracting the essence outta a cow and then blending it all into a bottle? Ugh. Don’t start. Only that in this case, it’s a chicken.

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Yes, shaddap chicken.
But heyho! At least I have my lil tiny bottles of liquor chocolates to counter attack the repelling taste of chicken essence. Hence, the final symptom :

[[ — SYMPTOM #4 — ]]

My alcohol intake has raised by 50%

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Thank God for the creation of these miniature bottles
Shots of these works better than coffee f.y.i
^__^
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I’ve still plenty left in the freezer if you exam-slaves want any!
=P =P

I’d better sign off soon before my arsenal of surveillance cameras come after me for blogging AGAIN and not studying.

*switches off camera buttons on DSX, Joshy, TzeLih, Evelyn, Sharlyn, Parry, Naim, Miloken, Kelvin, Diese, Grog, AhBern and are there anymore surveillance cameras I forgot?*

LOL Toodles!
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Best of luck to you too stepson DSX!
xoxo

ok darn. I’m still here.

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omg ignore the unruly hair. exam fever.
P/S – and to all the exam slaves of ANY exam,
come cari me in the middle of the night when you’re
burning the midnight oil for liquor chocs okie?

*giggles*
im out!

(for real)

progress : revisions for tomorrow’s papers
Desktop Publishing & Web Development
T____T

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