ohhhh WHOW! *rollz eyez* i satared out as early as 7am.. 2where u ask>? itz none otha than da Salvation Army…. met lotza ma frenz there.. we’r all there fer da same cause.. 2collect cash fer “dose” peepz… (ya noe…. da kindz of “speshal” peepz dat i mentioned in ma ‘who i want to meet’ in ma profile page)

So yeahh.. ma buddiez n i were dropped off at *groanz* Rifle Range area! Da territory much known as da notorious area… u noe how it goez… drug addictz.. gangsterz.. barbarianz… roughianz.. n *omigawsh* therez evn a cemetery there… so whaddya expect us 2do? Collect burnt hell notez? =/ Me, Suting n Joyce set off at d coffeshop (of which we swept thru 4timez!) We met people frm all sortz in our hemisphere…

Auntie, wud u like 2donate? She stared, she looked intimidated n walked away! i mean, c’mon? i aint no burly stranger datz bout 2topple u if ya dun donate! Like, i dun evn say “hand ova da cash woman! or ur stashed real baddd..” *sighs* There wuz evn tiz dude who kept askin me wut wuz it for .. as if i wuz a fraud! Hello? if i were a fraud i wud dress up as sum bogus monk or sum crippled old hag.. gray matter appliez big in tiz… *gawsh*

Uncle, wud u like donate? *yawns* “tama hor liao” wuz de answer… yeah RIGHT. big time fibber! we were da first batch in it wuz way in da early dawn… how wuz he, like, supposed 2donate “juz now”? Unlezz da ghost of christmas past came 2collect his debts! *giggles* Oooh… speakin of debts… there wuz tiz coffeshop dude (typically wiv his legz up d table) who wuz mocking his buddiez dat had 2donate ma suting n joyce. hmmm… i seized ma chance n asked him 2donate too! He wuz like, “harh? Wa pun khiam arh?” *i almoz burst out laughin* he wuz sooo cute da way he sed it!

But hey, there were sum gud samaritanz dat actually (believe it or not) came n donated without being asked! Or smiled at us n asked if it wuz fer a gud cause… n happily donated! *blink* there definately shud hv more ppl liddat in da wurLd… i mean, look here! izzit so hard 2spare sum change fer charity? NO? Alrighty then….. =( Afta all dat pathetic “beggin” (or so i call it) We spotted a playground in da near distance.. cool! We took a break, n played on da swingz… then later took sum picciez near a dilapidated van! it wuz so awful we juz had 2take a snap of it! =) *picciez cummin soon!*

Later, met up wit da rest n ended up sittin in da coffee shop eatin n chattin… juz buying time… yaddayadda…. whooopz! Itz already 10plus! we swept da market… *eww* n went straight back 2da bus stop waitin fer da tranzport back 2da HQ… in da midst of waitin, our eyez fell on tiz dude who looked kinda cool (but had a lil uneducated expression) he wuz sittin wit sum attitude dat rlly had sum spunk! We agreed on waving 2him at d count of three.. 1, 2, 3!!! *ooopz!* no one waved!!! wakakakakakakzzzz… he wuz lookin at us n smiling too.. so much foh dat…

Finally! HQ wuz in sight n we had evn had free lunch! Sum token of appreciation at least.. i actually “mencemar duli” to visit da notorious area 2beg foh cash.. but then again..im wrong… itz foh a gud cause…  a true guide shud have 10hrz of service 2da community! n im shhhho proudda maself! i evn explored places i neva knew existed in dat part of town! now datz wut i call first hand experience!

Reached there as early as 6pm plus.. hmmm dun think i wuz one of da early birdz there cuz there were peepz anxiously waitin 4da moment of time! kekeekeke… ma babyboiiz stallion zoomed in n i manged 2catcha glimpse of Zaini wearin ma patrol tee! sucha cutie aint he? =)

Headed 2mcd 2grabba bite… met ma sggs palz there… .sucha lurvely sight seeing evryone all pretty n dressed up… well.. .saw ma cgl juniorz too…. hmmm….. aint got no commentz..  errrhhhhh…. =/ ooyeah.. saw sum unexpected ppl there too…. (hey 4arif u shud noe who) wakaakaka…

One thing that greeted me wen i enterd d hall wuz “oooh.. itz a sit-down concert?” i mean okie.. think of all da crinkled oldiez n all but… esp wit all doze dope beatz how can u not get up on d floor n let it out!!!?? Hmm… da emcees were cool n all.. but at timez, they were slurring so dey sounded like they were speakin in a foreign tongue! *gasp* i cudnt evn hear da band name right!

Hmm… first up wuz (juz like lazz yrz) da Malay cultural dance.. by da morbidly famous “dudez” of pfs! it wuz okie.. but shhho sissy-like! or more fondly known as bapok-ish.. hey!! d dude in front had boobz! =0 *ewwww* but wut stole d light then wuz da malay chickz (yess.. real gurlz.. dun get 2hype ) then later wuz d indian dance… typical shake-ur-booty indian movez.. but u gotta admit theyr good… esp da indian dude at d side…. his musclez! *gawd*

Later, came sum local rock bandz like, 2questions.. ocean of fire… ex-sumthin (i cudnt hear cuz d emcees were mumbling) da best wuz dat one tree hill song! it certainly got d audience movin!Speakin of bands, Gawd-noez-wut-their-name-is band n they sucked like *ugggggh* it juz makez u cringe! all i heard wuz “ohhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhho hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha” Sound like theyr aboriginez frm Kampung Ive’-never-seen-da-world! I did hope sum brave peep wud actually stand up n throw bananaz at them! A dude wuz so obssesed wit his performance he evn took his shirt out>.. hmmm *rollz eyez*

Soon wuz d punjabi part of da gig… they actually performed like 5timez in da whole nite i wuz actually gettin quite sick of it!  but hey… theyr gud.. with their rap, dance n stuff.. Soon afta dat wuz dat constant CD giveaway…. cgL rawkz!! go krystal! *huggggz* ma babyboii won a  CD too!imma shho proudda yew! *mmuachies* Sggs n cgL dance n sum partz o their dance were kind routine.. but overall GR8 job gurLz!!! Applause fer gurl power please? *clapclapclap*

I headed 2da canteen 2get drinkz n *gosh* wuzzit full house or wut! Lotza ppl were bzy mingling around while certain pple were wut u call dat, “maksiating” at d corner… No namez mentioned! “bluekk* Btw, No drinkz allowed in da hall…. ohhh.. u scare me… shho wurt? i hid ma drink in ma baggy (courtesy of randy lim) =] b4 i got 2d hall i met… none otha then ma old fren Methi! *yaayyie* we were bzy jumpin like de-legged ostriches! Then wen i got 2da hall… oooopz…. ma drink spilled! yah.. cuz of all dat jumpin… wkakakaa…. i had 2use tissuez 2soak em up! So much fer kekindlence! =)

Back! Then tha hopperz came n grooved tha crowd wit their bdance! *yayie* i actually njoyed dat part tha besh!! da beatz were so dope they were struttin their stuff on stage dat makez ur body go *badaboom!* Yeah.. pikes, 6-steps, backhand springs, windmills, toprocks, sevens, freezez n da like filled da arena! But wut wuz sa ve tha best fer last wuz bern, deric n fungy!They made da crowd go whhhhoooooooooooooooooooh!wut splendid moves! Sucha surprize! more of a “introducin….. da malay bdance crew… featurin bernard n deric wiva lil bit of fung!”

Hmmm. doze were sorta of tha highlitez of dat fantaztic nite… more juicy stuff, cum round n ask me! at sorta 11pm plus, it ended pretty well… but i sorta left d hall by then….Ma man n i elbowe past d people n d bikez juz 2get 2his…. it wuz jammed till he hadda use da unknown way… (he knows i dont!) n left da sch! *pheww* So yeah.. da nite wuz movin’ kant wait fwer da one nx year! MAD rawkz!