_+*”*+ oh look…. anotha one ovv ma uncommon finds +*”*+_
naummmmmbaahhh wannn== the aftertaste of oil is horrid. (by not washin ur mouth) naummmmmbaahhh toooo== a wristband takez agez 2dry. naummmmmbaahh thhreee== vulgarity can be practised wiv a calculator naummmmmbaahh forrrrrrrr== plaster ceiling can neva turn brown naummmmmbaahh fieeeeev== piss n poo can neva cum out at d same time!
well.. datz a wrap! but more 2cum soon in tha adventurez of da alter-ego in me!
gigglez* Hmm… i dun givva shyt really… but hey! i AM panickin ova here! =0
Lotza happened sinz d lazz time huh? oh well.. blame it on ma mom…. she banned me frm da net… YES it has increased to 3weekz…. deliberate agony! *groanz* Hmm…. ma maid came back frm indonesia… yuppzie 2whole weekz away.. ya noe wut>? i wuz bginnin 2get used 2her abscence wiv duin wateva i wan.. goin whereva i please n da like… But, i still missed her of cuz.. shez bn wiv me foh 13yearz… think about it! Woah!
So yeah, naturally expecting (finally) home-cooked food when she unfortunately came home rather sickly.. Hmm… muz b tha change in climatez. I shuddered in disgust whilst she wuz makin ma bfast tiz mornin.. like, hello>? She wuz coughin n sneezin! *ugggh* Completely horrifiying! btw, ma immune systemz arent bionically ionic eitha.. =( Oh well.. i ended up eatin it.. feelin nauseas wiv each bite.. *sigh* wut i’d give 2hv ma dear ol’ kak again..
Tat wuz 2day… Pn. ‘my-accent-is-weird’ Jothi gave us a free composition (helluva fun time babeh!) afta sucha looooooooong time… Hmm… oviuzly i wrote abt da tragic day i wuz burglared. Will tell yazz anotha time ookie>? Raced tha clock as we hadda hand it in by tha time 45minz wuz up. Gladly did! I wuz quite afraid i wudnt make it in time… =P BREAKTHRU NEWZ! Sowwie… kekeke.. sth juz crossed ma mind.. rememba ma stolen pencilcase i last wrote about? Yeahh… it seemz that a pal o’ mine found it open n left 2bleed by itself in tha toilet. *blinx* How saddening…. wut a pity… a pathetic kiddo of ma sch.. had no freakin conscience to actually STEAL ma stuff frm ma pencilcase? Wut wuz left in there wuz tha stuff i had ma name on.. Hmm.. pretty smart. But not smart enuff 2outwit me~! Wait till i get ma handz on u ya stinkin thief!
OOkie.. chill chill… enuff ov tha anger management *snort* Heyazz… remembatha initial plan of ma frenz n i 2go 2tha beach>? Yeah.. we didnt go in d end… BUT! instead, we went 2a much more fear-defying spot! Wutz pg known for? itz laksa? nonono… Hell yeah! tha pg bridge! Me, ma babyboii n ma frenz went UNDER penang bridge foh a quite-an-awesum-i-shud-say experience. tha road wuz full of thickets… but tha dude’s stallionz biked pazz them wivvout a hitch. Wakaakkazz… caught sum malay couplez ‘maksiating’ bhind tha tree! It wuz an indelible (ooooh yesh of cuz!) adventure.. pure rocky n muddy fun! But beware: HUNGRY GHOSTS MONTH is yet 2arrive!
Gawsshshhh… wut time izzit?? Wateva. A day at Ramakrishna Orphanage wut yet 2greet me…. Hmm.. imma juz haveta expect lil Indian kiddoz runnin around butt-naked.. whooopz! Sowwie! ma thoughtz spoke fer itself…. wakakakakaka
Groggily, I knocked on d door 2wake ma babyboii up.. Obviusly he didnt have enuff sleep. Juz look at za panda ringz!kekeeke.. Ya noe sumthin stewpood ovv me? I almost wore ma full Rangerz-U.. damn! Good thing i didnt! but even if i did.. there wudnt b any difference ,wud there>? A couple ovv ma palz mistakenly turned up in full-U too. How they shrinked frm society! We were gawking at them… yeah.. me, kay n iris did tha mornin mocking…. wakakakka
Hmm… yeah. Actually, wut rminded me most wuz abt me mystically appearing in fronta Ramakrishna building like Santa Claus. Why u ask>? Cuz i had multi-coloured skitterz n their equally colourful ringz around it…. such disgrace…. nawww.. (think ovv it frm anotha perspective)DATZ NOT ALL… i had 3huge(repeat: HUGE) sacks of toys! Goodnezz tha typical Santa! Ma world sunk wen i realized that d rest were actually STARING at me.. Aint it silly ovv me 2go n buy RM200 worth of toyz fer tha kidz? Wut wuz i thinkin>? Hmm…. *dreamz* i cud ezyly but sum Pierre Cardin favviez of mine….. gagagaagaga~
Oh no. Sum annoyin bratty numskull wuz seen cryin in tha near distance. We headed 2cajole him….. obviuzly he needz sum pacifying! Soon i realized i wuz wrong. HE AINT NO BRAT! All ovv us became fast frenz wiv tat lil angel by tha name of ‘Kini’ Yeah…. Kini.. u heard right… As in followin sentence- Kini aku sudahpun berinsaf atas tafsiranku terhadap kanak kanak. So blabla bla..He became our favv kiddo n we snapped lotza picciez wivv him! (yupyup cummin soon!)
Ma supposely assumed dreadful day turned out 2b sumthin quite fine, actually! i feel refreshed afta playin n guiding n teachin n sharing momentz wiv those orphans… How they crave foh love… malnourished of care…. deprived of social company. I now see life thru their soft brown eyez. A sight, simply beautiful- like no other! Lurve ya Kini n da rest.. hope yall will rememba us! Cuz u did, most definately had ma heart. Im glad we had thiz purpose-driven visit…. Imagine ….. walkin down d road a decade later…. all married n succesful… suddenly, an indian kid, now a teenager.. stopz u n asks if u rememba em… that shows how much we’ve made their livez overwhelming in juz 3hours.
Moving. Rendering. Momentz frm d lord our God. llllll–jess out!—->
o0o0o0o0… Friday! Hmm… While evryonez in sch dreadin da sh*t in da hall, me: da state-wateva-u-want gurl ish hangin online!! wakakaakzzz.. ohyeah, btw… ma suspension frm d computa isnt ova yet.. hehe.. i betcha ma mom will stretch da deadline! cuz of ma monthly tezz…. *dratz* but wateva happenz, i aint adhering 2it! ukant make me~! =P shho… i dun give an effing care…. ooyeah! yestaday wuz shhho cool…. i had tha time of ma life! well… yeztaday wuz me n ma babyboiiz 9th month anniversary sinze tha 281004 lazz year… So, we had lunch over wine… courtesy of ma mum. -lurveya- She aint so bad afta all.. okokiee… back 2ma stowie.. She prepared da wine by puttin it on da table upright.. it looked like a champagne bottle! I wuz thrilled! =) —-damn…. juz came back 2da com afta 1/2hour later.. mum returned home! i hadda switch off da monitor n cover it wiv a cloth then rush 2ma bookz n pretend 2study… *phew.. she fell for it!——– As i wuz sayin b4 i wuz RUDELY interupted… =0 Yeah.. so later, we watched a movie…. then spent tha sweet evening washin hisjetblack stallion! Awww…. kekekekkee… i sprayed water at yeww hubby!!!! wkaakakkazz… ur pantz were wet! nenenebooboo! =P Then fer dinna, mum took us 2Victoria Station 2celebrate our 9th! kekkee… hmm.. i wonder why?? If itz a 1year annvy then i could understand.. but… why 9th? Of all our annviez, she juz wished us.. n dat wuz it! ookie… so diz shud b sumthin goooood…. nyehehehehhe.. =D
Kekekeeke… wuz plannin 2go 2tha beach 2day wivv ma frenz n their halvez too… but… tsunami alert??? whadda heLL????? WATEVA… betta safe than sowwie! cyaz later bloggarz!
oooh welllll…. sinze i aint got nth 2do…. imma juz havta keep 2ma promise!
-Janjiku tetap dikotakan, perkataan adalah sebati dgn insanku-
*omigawsh* whadda hell… I can write Malay philosophies too? rotten brain o mine gettin un-rotten-istic. (courtesy of teng jin n his un-giveup-able language) wakaakazz. Ma promise? Tha list of thingz i dun eat!
“[.x.] Food dat SUCK in ma life.. wiLL neva attampt 2eat it [.x.]“
Fatt choy
Rojak
Sea cucumber
Mint leaves
Prawns
Chicken skin
Lobster
Fish skin
Crab
Mutton
Squid (gross numba one!)
Beef
Oyster
Pork (yuck!)
Mussels
Laksa
Liver (omigawh…. uuuuuekkkkkk)
Mee goreng
Frog
Chicken feet
Veggiez
Kuey teow th’ng
Char koay kak
Muar chee
Gummy bear (like shit)
Coke
Green tea
Cinnamon (grr shi minh)
Mushroom
Dimsum
Durian (stinkbomb!)
Fish eggs
Pau
Red bean
Egg yolk
Cauliflower
thick noodles (lam mee)
Flour
Duck
Yee sang
Red bean soup
Fungus
Yam
Bubu chacha
Fish eye (*faints*)
Lamb
Keropok lekor
Seseme seedz
Ice cream wiv nutz
Wan tan
Char siew
Plain spongecake
Cream (uaaaaak)
Syrup
Patty
Carrot
Ginger
Century eggz (lookz lyk rotten ballz)
Pitted prunez (yeah.. obscene.)
chendol
ais kacang
chee cheong fun
bahhhh… therez more 2that….. im juz 2lazy 2think in one shot…… 87 al2getha… hmm… wakakakaz… Yeah i noe… abnormal rite? Sowwie hubby.. i noe ur kinda vexed bout tiz list… ekekekeke…. like kittyeng sez… go memorize~!
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