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Seductive Wanita Efua exposed! I was emailed by a conwoman

Amongst hordes of emails we people have to reply everyday, one particular friendly-introduction-turned-plight caught my attention. You know how similarly in an entry where I blogged about a moron who wanted to befriend and impress me (as well as a few of my other friends) by sending me a pathetic message on Facebook?

If you missed that,
it’s [here]

But this time, it’s slightly different. It’s an email from a girl residing all the way in Liberia, West Africa. Apparently a victim of war and wants to escape yet has access to the internet to contact me all the way here in Malaysia.

Oh, how tragic. *rolls eyes* Let’s hold hands and have a moment of silence.

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Funny how she wants to ‘get to know me if I have the desire for her’ and will ‘send me her picture’ after I reply… for crying out loud! The atrocious photograph above was what she attached in her 2nd email by the way. It goes like this :

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In case I accidentally offend anyone, of course, I have no qualms with anyone being homosexual. Their sexual preference is entirely their choice and will, which has nothing to do with me. I only called her a lesbian to emphasize the fact that the person she just contacted happens to be a female – me.

But this is what she replied :

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I totally felt like truncating her grandmother story -_-
and THE LAST SENTENCE IS SO CLICHE. GOSH!

Yes yes, distance, age or color doesn’t matter… hmm… But do clothes? Nice cropped denim jacket by the way. And how did you get a wonder-ass like that? More bootylicious than Beyonce LOL! But I don’t see her sending me an email asking for friendship. Hmm..
Wanita3(2)

So here comes my very short reply :

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But she never understood, did she? I’d give her 5 gold stars for her perseverance and determination. It’s just hilarious how she thinks she can be so close with a person after a brief exchange of emails over the internet and trusts me with her family’s financial legacy!

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Oh how sad. I’d donate 2 pails of sympathy to her,
wonder if that’s enough. Come, let’s all shed a tear for her?


Align CenterWhy don’t I give her a finger too?
It comes together with my sympathy in this case. Take it or leave it, woman!

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Or better, I could run off with her non-existent 3.8 million US dollars worth of cash and create a money dam and swim in the sea of her cold hard cash just like ol’ Uncle Scrooge always does. How would that sound? :)

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Whoaaaaaaaaaaa trying to turn me on summore!

*bursts own bubble*
But this was what I replied instead :

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So guess what happened after that?
What could she be capable of? *thinks*
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Look into her eye and be traumatized mesmerized

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53 Responses to Seductive Wanita Efua exposed! I was emailed by a conwoman

  1. Smick87 says:

    ohhh yuckk -________- wtf is this

  2. Victoria says:

    LOL!! I got the same damn thing long time ago and it was the same exact text! in the same accordance too. I fucked her up with crude sarcasm and yet she continue delivering emails to me as how you got it.
    Say she had interest in me from Friendster samo, that time Friendster still in la wtf. Then I was like "huh? wtf!" then she continue saying that she is from some Senegal refugee camp BUT GOT INTERNET ONE! I also wanna try staying in refugee camp too then. Must be fun right? Sending out stupid emails and never get traced! LOL

    3.8 million? hmm~ impressive how her dad got so much money, why don't give it to the reverend and make a better camp or get outta there herself la wtf.

    Jie, you should tell her, sorry, i don nid a pussy~ LOL

  3. MKL says:

    Jess, that most likely wasn't the girl on the photo. That were some guys sending and writing this nonsense to you. They probably pay few pennies to some girls to snap pics. Pleas go to this website:

    http://www.419eater.com/

    These are serious criminals behind those emails, most likely from Nigeria. That website makes fun of them (check the Letters Archive, The hall of shame and the Trophy room), but also explains the dangers and everything about it.

    Check it out.

    Cheers!

  4. Eldy says:

    I'm too her friend admirer ! I ever too received such this type of love letter.. This is her sister I guess xD

  5. Manju says:

    this is so obviously a scam. her pictures scare me >_<

  6. peterpan says:

    i totally agree wif al d comments b4 me, knowin u beauty wif brains.. no way any1 can con u, im sure u can smell a fake a mile away, but gud 2 highlite 4 awareness 2 others

  7. Chris Thoo says:

    Remember those walls I built
    Well, baby they're tumbling down
    And they didn't even put up a fight
    They didn't even make up a sound

    …………….

    I can feel your halo halo halo
    I can see your halo halo halo
    I can feel your halo halo halo
    I can see your halo halo halo

    wahahahahahhaaaa

  8. wen pink says:

    whoaaaaa so this is their latest tactic in scamming huh?!?!? first they try to get friendly and personal with u, then only to the point. tsk tsk. thanks for sharing the story with us, dearie! at least now we are informed about their new scamming tactic.

  9. ~ ♥ J E SS I C A . T says:

    Schmick
    yeahhhh iknowright!!! lol

    Victoria
    yeah dun need a pussy, need a cock right? ahahahha wtf. but srsly lah, these ppl got nth else better to do n spam others

    MKL
    nice insight! thanks alot :) will checkit <3

    Eldy
    ahahahah yes tell her that she can keep her money n save herself (and sister wtf) from the refugee camp LOL

    Manju
    my sentiments exactly! Gosh when i saw it my eyes popped O_O but i wanted to have fun replying 1st :P

    peterpan
    thanksssssssss :) yeah, i better share in case the same thing happens to anyone else!

    Chris
    eyerrrr u gila one!! >_< ahhaha u see her halo isit LOL

    wenpink
    yeah lah. ganas right? they try to befriend u and talk shit n then try to fool u >_< goodness gracious! hehe sure im glad to share b4 anyone else kena!

  10. Josh says:

    Ya, I heard of Dr Efua. Its a pity that he died so early… I knew a distance cousin of his, Dr Mafia who is doing field research for desert internet communication in India.

    Besides the $3.8 million dollars, did your dad tell you the secret location of the USB modem connection that can connect to the internet anywhere in the world? That device cost more than 10million pound. I would be glad help you on the $3.8million money transfer in exchange for that device. Looking forward to hear from ya.

    God Bless. ^_^

  11. A cousin looking over another says:

    I wonder what kind of websites you have been to lately :> *please* spare the details.

    Although, I would not be very sure to mention about posting her emails/photos on your blog; these spammers have "their way" of getting into your blog and "correcting" it! The last thing you want is your blog turning into an adult website when you wake-up one morning…I don't believe you would appreciate yourself seen with a lollipop/something personal belonging to someone famous!

    Keep on Rockin gurl,
    Kev.

  12. ~ ♥ J E SS I C A . T says:

    Josh
    ahahahah yeahh so awesome right! If we could get her modem we could go holidaying in a cruise to the Caribbeans and still go online! ahhahaha

    Kev
    ohhmygodd. now that u've mentioned! actually no worries, I've went to this awesome site which a dear reader has sent to me, it's 419eater.com and there r lotsa published uncouth stories about these failed scammers too! *hugs* thanks fo caring!

  13. Mizzsharon says:

    I have got this fren who got an email from Nigeria or something, for an iphone he was then selling on ebay.

    Which is totally bogus btw. Dude from Nigeria turns out to be some notorious cheater. Hm…

  14. ~ ♥ J E SS I C A . T says:

    TOTALLY! i read a website n unfortunately, most scammers come from Nigeria. Hmmm…

  15. Brenda Ang says:

    Hi girl, these kinda spams has been going on for quite a number of yearssss already. Furthermore, the content in the emails are of the same, meaning also to say that, no matter what you reply them, you'll get the same thing. Is this the first time you received such kinda spam? Don't bother la ;)

  16. taufulou says:

    aiks..i also did reply once inthis kind of email..

    more like the bank scam at the moment whcih i received the whole junk on my the other email..

  17. Anonymous says:

    I didn't know u really go fake a post.. i thought it was just a thought.. tsk tsk

  18. ~ ♥ J E SS I C A . T says:

    brenda
    Is it? Whoaaa so long… And even automated responses? Icic thanks fer the heads up! :)

    taufulou
    Lol urs more ganas than this woman! bank scam summore omg! :O Careful!

    anon
    Hmm? What dya mean fake this post yeah? :) it's true! It really did happen to me dats why I thought of sharing n blogging it out :)
    Hehe

  19. choonhong says:

    LoL, I got this before, but was occurred in skype. in the end, they also asked for my bank account no.

  20. Willy C. says:

    She's really persistent isn't she..LOL..maybe a persistent lesbian bot. XD

  21. ~ ♥ J E SS I C A . T says:

    Choonhong
    wtf skype also can? Gosh. I know msn has all those spams like acai berry or some shit liddat. But gosh, they can ask fo bank details thru skype? Hi tech scammers lol

    Willy
    i cudnt agree more! ahahahaah but was still wondering why she didnt reply at the very end. Hmmmm… yet sent me more pix of her *rolls eyes*

  22. Victor Tan says:

    Do be careful with such spams. Whenever I receive mails from oblivion I straightaway ignore it. It's basically fraud.

  23. Ying Zi says:

    I got the same thing =.= I can even forward you the email. She's a stupid bitch.

  24. ~ ♥ J E SS I C A . T says:

    Victor
    Yup sure will :) thanksss! scams are just so pointless.

    YingZi
    isit! gosh then did u reply her? LOL

  25. Aidi-Safuan says:

    haha…received this email sometimes ago. most of the words are the same, except the name and the country. maybe it is just bot. :)

  26. Anonymous says:

    erm…aren't u guys aware that the reply emails u guys get are all computer generated?…what happens is they expect guys to rply in a way that shows the guy is interested in them them fall into their trap (which most people dont) and provide them with personal details like account number etc…the fact is they dont even read yr replies…so yeah..its a waste of time sending anythin to ppl….

  27. MKL says:

    @Anon: They do read, what you reply. Please check http://www.419eater.com/ before claim something like that.

  28. ~ ♥ J E SS I C A . T says:

    Aidi
    yeah, i think it is too. Frauds! omg

    Anon
    hmmm.. they do actually. Some of my friends actually received offensive replies when they reject the offers of theses scammers

    MKL
    yup agreed. It's a real nice site, the scam-baiters are so smart in conning the conmen/women :)

  29. Jard The Great says:

    i once replied… "go to hell" and yet she replied the exact content of email she sent to you.. ehehe..

    I doubt she read any of the replies.. its what they call.. automatic responses…

  30. Aj says:

    i dont know.. u gonna fell for that.. hahaahaha..its only go to my spam box

  31. woaini_87 says:

    this e-mails about transferring money to your account and then to their account is very popular now…
    thank god you did not get hypnotized by her EYE….

  32. Of Tr@vels, 3nvironment and bl@bl@bl@ says:

    hahaha..try following until the end..the fong fei kei her..let's see what she will think..hahaha..it alright to make fun of these swindleers

  33. BLue says:

    Wuahaha, wasted your time on such e-mails but at least you got yourself a very good story to share and hits XD

  34. Aaron Chin says:

    OMG! Ew..it's obviously a fraud but nice story!!! :D D

  35. MichLeong says:

    Gosh.. I have never received this, and I don't wish too now or future. Her pictures, clothings, looks like she still have money and not living in a refugee camp. lol. Want to trick people, also don't know how to trick properly.

    The most important I have learned is, NEVER write anything wrong to a blogger. Cause then, they will tell the whole world. hahaha..

  36. ~ ♥ J E SS I C A . T says:

    Jard
    yeahhh icic. totally a waste of time right!

    Aj
    such an efficient spambox :)

    woaini
    eyerrr!! geli! i wont get hypnotized by her eyes, and i dont think any GUY would also :P ahhaahhaha

    Blue
    yaya big waste of time. mebbe finally she read my replies then stopped replying already LOL

    Aaron
    ahahaha thanks. Yup, it's a dangerous scam/fraud! :O

    Mich
    yup, totally agree. Nice clothes and she even has internet to contact me! what kind of refugee camp is this i also wanna go wtf. LOL thumbs up to ur last sentence!

  37. wanita says:

    nice asian woman, i think nice photo and stylist, good luck :) wanita menjadi inspirasi mode saat ini

  38. Wee Kiar says:

    Yup, it’s a bot.

  39. Jorge says:

    well i got the same thing i can forward u my….

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  41. Ts says:

    I’m religion Israel guy and i got from her email too on religion web sit hhhh

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