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Twitter Curse & Swears!

Here’s some food for thought to break your mundane weekday routines when you’re at work, college, school!

Okay… let’s spill the beans. I know all of you swear, or at least.. most of you do. Now don’t try to pull an innocent look! Hey don’t feel bad, everyone curses… it just depends on the severity or degree of profanity to what you actually say.

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This is how I look when I swear WTF

If you were walking halfway down the street and suddenly a bird conveniently decides to fly by and drop poo onto your head, thus staining your favorite white T-shirt

WHAT DO YOU INSTINCTIVELY SAY ?

Awhhh darn!
What the fuck?
Argh.. shit man!
Fuckin’ hell!
Bloody bird!
Fuck this shit!

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To be entirely honest, unless you’ve been living in Uranus or deem yourself too refined to spew them, those are among the common words used by everyone across the globe in the 21st century.

Everyone on Twitterverse nowadays has Tweets which contain a certain degree of curses in it. Believe me not? Well, see for yourself on what the whole world has to say

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Now that’s something interesting I’d like to share. Betcha didn’t know about it ey?
It’s something called Cursebird. A website that’s actually investigative enough to pry on your every vulgarity and swear words. And it’s a live feed! Pretty interesting to see what people are cursing their heads off about.

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And that’s not all. I’ve also found out something else which caught my eye. There are actually SwearBots on Twitter. No, not Autobots… but SWEARBOTS. Funnily enough, there’s TWO OF THEM. Yuppers.

Meet :

The main diffie between them is that one swears like a running tap and the other reprimands you for swearing. Interesting. Click on them both to find out how hilarious their tweets are!

Anyway just like everyone else, I’m a heavy user of Twitter too. Oh if you haven’t followed me yet, look me up at @benjicajess and do follow me yea? :)

Anyway, being curious and all.. I obviously wanted to check out what Cursebird has to say about me. And.. it has spoken!

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IT STATES THAT I SWEAR LIKE A SCOTTISH COMEDIAN.
(which technically means I don’t swear much at all?)
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Seriously, this is fun when you’ve got some time on your hands.

Go type your Twitter username & check out what you swear like
www.cursebird.com
TELL ME WHAT YOU GOT!! I WANNA KNOW!

Hey, it’s better than Googling yourself!









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16 Responses to Twitter Curse & Swears!

  1. Jackie Loi says:

    fuh!!! jackieloi swears like a Bad Mario Cart Racer

    Ranked: 1,084,666th worldwide Swears: 2 Score: 49 of 100

    weee…i fail in swearing! hahahha

  2. Jeffro says:

    WOW.. THIS IS WICKED!
    well looks like it's down for now..
    will go there again when it's back up.. i'll show you how innocent i am.. xD

  3. Seraph says:

    wtf dei hahaaaa

  4. MKL says:

    I only swear, if I am very pissed. But yea, I'm following you now on Twitter and I will see for myself then, what kind of swearer you are :)

    These bots are annoying! Sometimes they retweet stuff u say. That's why my account is locked. Also because of the spammers.

  5. Vincent says:

    Sadly I do not tweet tweet.. But only pweet pweet at pweetty girls..

  6. LEon says:

    One got hit by a bird sh*t, he/she should go buy toto or 4D that day. Well that what I was told. How true I don't know. LOL

    Wait a min bird poo got something to do with twitter and tweet? LOL

  7. debra fong says:

    WTF! stuff like that also exist -___-''

  8. Big Boys Oven says:

    walio you look garang and yet so sexy lol!

  9. Victoria says:

    LOL!! i got same like you jie!

    TheAgapeVox swears like a Scottish Comedian

    Ranked: 156,659th worldwide Swears: 17 Score: 93 of 100

    wootza~!! swear more!!! LOL

  10. ~ ♥ J E SS I C A . T says:

    Jackie
    ok lorrr. ur mroe innocent than i am.. happy? :P :P eyy i think nigel got 'swears like a primary school teacher' wtf ahahaha!

    Jeffro
    honestly, i do wonder how much u swear in real life :P

    Seraph
    oooo what dija get!!? :D

    MKL
    ooh so u only swear outta anger. heh. i swear for fun too and when i react to nonsensical things. :P and LOL yeahhh many of my friends were once scolded by the swearbot wtf -_- including me

    Vince
    horrrrrrrrrrr i tell mei!!! jengjengjeng

    Leon
    heh i guess that person should find themselves lucky to get poo on their heads thus buyin the 4D? lololololol

    Debra
    very nonsensical right? -_- i was like wtf when I discovered it. dun care! die die must blog abt this! ahahahha

    BBO
    walaueh u. *spanks* ROARRRRRR

    Victoria
    wheee! of cos same la! it's us after all! woots. i wonder what's the highest level weh. ahahaha

  11. Ying Zi says:

    Wah lao,I'm so not a curser at all. Maybe they should create wah lao,wtf,wth. It's better la!

    dream2breakway swears like a Mute

    Ranked: Bottom Swears: 0 Score: Lame of 100

    Sobs sobs! I should start swearing!

  12. ~ ♥ J E SS I C A . T says:

    WHOAAAAAAAA. ur the champion among us. swears like a mute!! swear more wtf :P :P and totally agree on putting the 'wtf'

  13. Mushiekilla says:

    WHHHHOOOAA!!!
    bad swear….lol

    http://a-la-mak.blogspot.com

  14. ~ ♥ J E SS I C A . T says:

    ahaahaha bad swear ey? :P

  15. iamthewitch says:

    Sigh, so sad. I swear like a MUTE!

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