NIPPLE-LATHOPIA?
?????????
Aight, I’m not seeking some thesis-long Biological explanation just so you know. It’s just pretty amusing as to why ‘em guys actually possess them.
Okay, so let’s get analytical. I did a mini Q&A session with ma’ boys & gurls :
[i][c=4]Victoria [/c][/i] says:
for the milk to come out? LOL
- MICHAEL YIP – says:
Girl Nipple produce milk (rofl mike. i didn’t know nipples have genders!)
i’m C e D says:
nipples… hmm… so that a mother would know where to begin breastfeeding her baby?
Veneez♥ says:
hm. it doesnt do anything except being the only way for a woman to breast feed lo
[Ass-a-nation] YingYang – | Te amo says:
MILK lah
[ ms. YiLing ] 頑張ります ！ says:
for guys i’ve no idea. for girls it’s for milk suckling from the child i guess?
[N!g3L] says:
to produce mom milk for baby?
MEN AND NIPPLES.
No, they don’t need it for breastfeeding.
So.. WHY do men need nipples?
No seriously.
YOU tell me
Yeah sweetie, silly for you.
Bleh. Corny!
The book fair was just insane.
Imagine lining up for a whole hour just to purchase the books you’ve picked out. Goodness me, I reckon the queue was at least 200m long, if not more.
The queue stretched till the 4 corners of the huge warehouse
ALL JUST FOR THE SAKE OF BOOKS?
No offence to the bookworms out there though.
Because I fully understand that not all reading material are made up of only textbooks, encyclopedias, dictionaries and the like… or definitely not this :
The History of William Shakespeare.
Hey, if you’ve lived a life as deep as this fella, you’d prolly have a biography about yourself as thick as a rhino’s skin.
Books are pretty damn awesome, if I have to say so myself. A few books there actually caught my eye! Both, titles and designs.
Okay honestly, I’m a sucker for artsy book cover designs. So to all the publishing houses : if you want an extra customer, then funk up your book cover and I’ll buy it regardless of whether or not the story is good. ROFL
I remember BestieBenj and I often hit Borders to check out awesome books, back in my Penang days. He has a fancy for those silly books like ’101 things to do before you die’ or ‘How to survive a zombie attack’. Then again, he would always take me to the culinary section full of fab books like this -
Argh… Food! Nom nom nom.
How can I not bask in gastronomic glory?
Oh look! Another artsy book -
How ingenious!
Another iPod book?
Coolios!
Whee! That’s what I’m talking about yo :
Okay I’ve finally decided what to do for my 3rd tattoo already.
Yeah I’m known to be very fickle. Heh.
I spy with my little eye..
something begining with ‘K’ and ends with an ‘A’
When it eventually comes to a point of choosing names to give my offsprings, I swear it’s never gonna be ‘Edmund’ and ‘Rosemary’.
Get my point?
hee.
OMFG. DON’T REMIND ME YET.
Already? NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Is your job bullsh*t and stressing your hair out?
Chillax.
Nurse Jessie recommends.
Ugh. Don’t worry.
We didn’t buy that much.
(i know i look bimbotic in this picture wtf but it’s the only pic i have with him)
Thecousin didn’t buy anything.
Or did he? Only that interior design book if I’m not wrong.
Ima happy gurl as usual after a shopping haul of … books. Hey, at least I don’t feel so bad having spent all those money. After all, books are -cough- intellectual and food for thought, no?
Forgive theboyfie. /smacks
He loves to ruin my peektures.
BOOKS FTW!
omfg now how on earth am I to finish all those books?
edit : a dear reader of mine Jhnhth, referred me to Scientific America, and it turns out that after a complex explanation, I’ve gathered that the answer to why do men have nipples is merely this -
and
“simply because women do”
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Cough cough… I am guessing you haven’t start reading any of them right? XP
CELAKAAAAAAAAAAAA ahaahah u know me too well. >_< /smacks
Zomg. Perfume. One of the most awesome books evaaaar. Have you seen the movie ? Love it ^^
/wants a book warehouse.
And YES YOU BETTER BE GETTING YOUR ASS OVER TO SYDNEY SOON.
(Actually, I need to you come over when I’m eighteen. Then we can go drinking. Or something.. xD)
Man, I miss you. I want to see how much your insanity has increased
LOL…girl produce milk..guy produce tea XD
so much for food for thought uh. LOL. go reat your books! xD
EE banyak nyer books!!! I like!!!! Omfg!! I am vox btw people!!! LOL~incase you all din see the name and im not that horny! Lol ftw~
*huggies jie*
joshgor always buat muka wan~whadda
nak pinjam buku.. XD
kidding….
perfume looks interesting..
karma sutra lagi.. ^^
shopping…. =P
OMGGGG! BOOKSSS!
WTFF. i wan
LOL THAT’S A WHOLE LOAD OF BOOKIES .
guys have nipples simply because they do not give us any disadvantage.
from the theory of evolution (ohhhnoooo), survival of the fittest occurs.. so beings with advantages in relation to the surroundings survive and those with disadvantages die off. Nipples didn’t give men any disadvantage so they stayed with us throughout the years lol..
thats what i think
That’s a lotta books you’ve got there – what’s the first one you’re gonna read (after the Kama Sutra)?
probably long long time ago men’s nipples are actually functional, just that with evolution women took over the role of breastfeeding exclusively. Just like the chickens probably can fly in the sky last time LOL
Oh, I forgot to ask – What have you decided to do for your third tattoo?
Notice I’m staying away from the nipples (wait, that doesn’t sound right), only because you specifically said you don’t want a thesis-long biological explanation – and really, thesis-long explanations happen to be my specialty. But if you want the real answer, it’s here:
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=why-do-men-have-nipples
Enjoy your books!
Krizzy There was a Perfume dvd lying in my hse 4quite a while which strangely, I didnt bother to take a look at.
and hell yeah I will sooner than u think! I could even *looks left n right* take u out drinking b4 18 babe. haha. and I missya too! Try measuring my insanity with a construction measuring tape. 
Jackie omg wtf? Guys produced tea? Which type do u produce? Green tea? Chamomile tea? Darjeeling? Black tea? hahaa
Yiling OHHH!! the agony of starting from scratch, reading!
Victoria haha mui. Dont deny ur horny wtf
nah kidding. and haha u can borrow any of them dear. Oh u kno wot, ur gor’s face is permanently like that wan. no nicer face 2do. XD
Ink27 hehe sure babe. and yeah I can’t wait 2read Perfume either! and OBVIOUSLY I DIDN’T BUY THE KARMA SUTRA. ish. was just posing with it
Angelkein sure sure gurl. Tell me which u want and i’ll lend em to u
btw, they sed times square got popular book sale now? i 4got =/
WeiJie yess omg. and a whole lotta people too! haha. Bookworms attack! hahahaa
Waye haha that’s a pretty wise answer. Yeah, that’s true. No disadvantage wotsoever. BEsides, u guys will look strange sans the nipples. aahahaha
Jhnhth haha mind u, i did not buy the Kama Sutra! *smacks* ahahhah
Well, i guess the 1st would be Perfume! Woots, it’s a story of a murderer. 
and yea, I was thinking of a barbed wire with entwined small red roses above my ankle. Ur two cents?
Bluesoule hmm yea probably!
and omfg chickens can fly. If only i’ve lived to see that! ahahah wot about ostriches? ROFL ahahaahha 
During my previous movie session with Jordan I replied Kama Sutra randomly when he said Karma =X
Few days later he sms me writting Kamasutra just because he thought of Karma randomly WTF LOL
Wish they would do the same to encourage people to read back here in Malaysia.
Btw, did you get a load of limpek speak in Singapore?
Blue wow gurl, u both must be veryvery kamasutra inclined then *wink* nottinotti!
mknace
hee
Vince well, i reckon they do ya know. there’s this huge book fair in times square if im not wrong which ended a few days ago. Penang has this awesome book warehouse near komtar. Very dilapidated building but ppl go there just for the books.
and yes i did. too much limpekspeak to handle XD
men have nipples so that they look SEXY without the shirt! =D
Kenhaha i couldn’t agree more. shirtless, well built chest… sexy indeed! hubba hubba!
I love the i-pod book cover. haha
And , omg josh looks so dif in the pictures.
that nipple picture.. O_O…
re: your tattoo – barbed wire and little roses sound great – and suited to your character (though in truth my guess is that you’re more roses than barbed wire… but what do I know?)
You said you have two other tattoos – I see the one on the back of your left shoulder, but I can’t make out what it is. What about the other one? Would you show us pix of your ink sometime?
Thanks!
MmmmNmmmmMmmm.
Sorry that I’m late,but scientifically why do guys have nipples is because of the chromosomes where everyone is born as a girl yada yada. But techinically,guys still need to get horny like girls do. LOL.
But not bad,you still can spot karma sutra among so many books eh!
Yenniedoll yeah I love it too! So funky right? SOme ppl can be just so creative
and ahahaha mebbe he naturally pulls an out-of-this-world face that’s why. LOL
jhnhth aww that’s sweet!
heee. well yeah, on the outside im all barbed wire, but deep down im just gurl at heart – hence the roses. and yeah sure! Good idea! Will be coming up in one of my next posts *hugs*
YingZi ahaahhaah everyone is born as a gurl? Wow!
I didn’t kno that. Hee. And LOL such a tiny book amongst everything else but still packs huge attention! 
can you lend me “confessions of a blabblermouth”? I heart comic book =D
guys have nipples for decoration =) it’ll look so bare without em =P
Alex sure thing!
lemme know when we’re going out again so i can bring it for yew 
Seraph omfg decoration? ahhahha like those on a christmas tree? LOL
have you ever try sucking men’s nipple? do let me know if you had tasted!